Aye good night ke machchar ... mere dimaag pe sawaalon ka manjira mat bajaa

Sarang ka sar sulhi par chad sakta hai, barood ki tarah phat sakta hai, kat sakta hai ... magar jhuk nahi sakta

Me criminally good!

Aali re aali ... maajhi baari aali

Zyada natak kiya na toh tere akhrot tere munh se bahar nikaal dungi

Main woh Raghuram Rathod nahi joh kanoon ke dayire mein rehkar nainsaafi bardasht karega ... main woh Mr. X hoon joh kanoon todkar insaaf karega

Hamari duniya daulat aur maut ka woh chakravyuh hai ... jis mein ek baar dakhil ho jao, toh koi vapsi nahi

Battery nahi bolneka!

Apne dhande mein havas chalti hai ... ishq nahi chalta

Yeh dhande mein do cheezo pe kabhi bharosa nahi karna chahiye ... ek toh khud se pehda hone waale khauf pe ... aur doosra kisi ke saath pe

Yeh Bambai hai ... yahan bolneka thank le aur vatak le

Jab dono gaal pe padh jaye toh kya karneka ... yeh Bapu ne nahin kaha apun ko

Aye bhai agar main hal chalayega ... toh bhail kya karega?

Upar waale ne insaan ke shareer mein nau chhed kiye hai ... do kaan ke, do naak ke, do aankh ke, ek mooh ka ... baki ke do tu jaanta hai ... sapne mein bhi galat socha na, dusva chhed kar doonga

Mujhe koi pakad nahi sakta ... main woh ret hoon jisse mutthi mein jitna kasoge ... woh utni hi phisalti jayegi

Is line mein experience nahi ... daring ka zaroorat hai

Dil mein ghusne se pehle ladki log knock kaiko nahi karta hai re?

Lo lag gayi law and order ki

Magarmach ke mooh se shayad gosh ka tukda nikalna aasaan hai ... lekin Baburao jisko apne daanton mein daboch le na ... usse na toh aaj tak koi chhuda paya hai aur na chhuda payega

Zindagi chahte ho toh humse bachkar rehna ... jahan nimbu nahi jaata wahan nariyal ghusad dete hai