Mujhe bahut darr lagta hai apne aap se aur apne gusse se

Aag, pani aur Bhaiji ke saath nahi khelna ... aag jalata hai, pani doobata hai aur Bhaiji tadpata hai

Jab ghee seedhi aur tedhi dono ungliyon se na nikle ... toh beech ka rasta apnana padta hai

Jab hum kash lagate hai ... toh hamare dushman gash khakar gir jaate hai

Woh marega ... aur uski laash par khada hokar main is shehar ka sabse bada Don banooga

Pachees baar keh chuka hoon ki ... dhande ki baat phone pe nahi

Ghanta! Ghanta! ... mera kuch bighadoge tum log

Abhe oye kangaal bank se bhaagi hui jhooti chavani

Chote kaamo mein dhamkane ke liye main koi gali ka gunda nahi thi ... par mere gharwalon ko koi chot pahunchaye toh khamosh behatne ke liye main koi sant bhi nahi thi

Karne se pehle kya sochna ... pehle karo phir daro

Hum kab aate hain aur kab jaate hain ... yeh toh taqdeer banane waale ko bhi malum nahi

Yeh hamare hero hai ... ek phone aaya aur pet kharab ho gaya

Bole toh Gandhigiri zindabad!

Mujhe hero ban'ne ki koi ichha nahi hai ... villain ban'ne ka bilkul time nahi hai ... khiladi hoon, khel raha hoon

Bhai muh-bola ho ya sagaa ... apun ke pyar ke beech aaya toh beech se hi cheer dalega

Yahan se nau do gyarah ho ja ... nahi toh teri zindagi mein aaj ke baad barah toh kya ... kabhi kuch bhi nahi bajega

Jeena agar joh chaho, toh door humse rehna ... tum maum se bane ho, hum aag se bane hai

Mumbai mein insaan ki keemat uski supari se hoti hai

Tu is duniya mein first time aake itna nahi roya hoyenga ... jitna tu aaj is duniya se jaate time royenga

Aatma kabhi nahi marti, shareer marta hai ... main logon ko maar nahi raha hoon ... bas unki aatma ko doosre shareer mein bhej raha hoon