Joh dhande ke liye sahi woh sahi ... joh dhande ke liye galat woh galat ... isse zyada kabhi socha nahi

Koi dhanda chota nahi hota aur dhande se bada koi dharam nahi hota

Baniye ka dimaag ... miya bhai ki daring

Gujarat ki hawa mein vyapar hai saheb ... meri saans toh rok loge ... lekin is hawa ko kaise rokoge

(Aaj kal din ache chal rahe hai tere) ... Din aur raat logon ke hote honge ... sheron ka zamana hota hai

Saboot le aaiye ... le jaiye ... Raees hazir hai

Aa raha hoon!

Raees ka aur mera rishta bada ajeeb hai ... paas reh nahi sakta aur saala door jaane nahi deta

Ek din naak mein nakel daalke kheench ke leke jaaunga tujhe main yahan se

(Chai ki daru?) ... Daru, chai ke glass mein

Pabandi hi bagavat ki shuruvaat hai

Insaan ke ek kande par farishta aur doosre kande pe shaitan behta hota hai

Battery nahi bolneka!