Bhai or don ke upar ... king hota hai

Maafi galatiyo ki hoti hai ... gunaaho ki nahi

Mere mooh mat lagna ... main sehat ke liye bahut hanikarak hoon

Phasal barsaat se ughti hai ... badal ke garajne se nahi

Jitna kaatna tha kaat diya ... ab kaatne ki baari meri

Kanoon ke haath aur Chedi Singh ki laat ... dono bahut lambi hai

Raah chalte ko main chhedta nahi ... aur joh mujhe chhedta hai main usse chhodta nahi

Tum hamare bageeche ka sabse khoobsurat phool ho ... aur hum tumhari khushboo ka mazaa pyar se lena chahte hai

Mujhe koi pakad nahi sakta ... main woh ret hoon jisse mutthi mein jitna kasoge ... woh utni hi phisalti jayegi

Paisa kamane mein time lagta hai ... churane mein nahi

Uttarte hue suraj mein bhi bahut tapish hoti hai

Joh bada kaam karta hai ... us hi ka bada naam hota hai

Ek fauji is liye jung nahi karta hai kyun ki woh samne wale se nafrat karta hai ... woh jung is liye karta hai kyun ki jinko woh peeche chhod aaya hai na ... unse woh pyar bahut karta hai

God samajhta main aapko ... magar aap toh godzilla nikle

Isse kehte hai mast chick ... one piece item in two piece bikini

Faujiyon ko do hi cheezon ka toh intezar rehta hai ... dushman ki goli aur ghar se aayi chitthi

Itna maaroonga ... ki khud ke pehda hone pe bhi afsoos karne lagega

Majboot deewarein pattharon se nahi banti ... woh banti hai bahadur jawaano se

Teri age aur teri baatein match nahi karti

Koi bhi fauji jung nahi chahta ... kyun ki usse hone wale nuksaan ko usse behtar koi nahi jaanta