Dekhi zamane ki yaari ... bichade sabhi bari bari

Mujhse dosti karoge toh uski poori keemat milegi tumhe ... aur agar dushmani karoge toh uski keemat chukani padegi

Paise ka lalach ek aisa bhanwar hai ... jis mein imaandari, dosti, rishtedari ... sab doob jaate hai

Maut se badkar koi dost nahi hai ... hamesha mere saath chalti hai

Aadhi aadhi chai peene se chahat badti hai ... chahat se dosti badti hai, dosti se pehchaan badti hai, pehchaan se naam badta hai, naam se kaam badta hai, kaam se daam badta hai aur daam se business badta hai

Dosti ya dushmani, jab tak jam ke na ho ... mazaa nahi aata

Achche pati mein achcha dost shayad na mile ... lekin achche dost mein achcha pati zaroor milta hai

Yeh toh underwear dost nikle

Maane ki kasai se dosti karne se murgi nahi bachti ... par kasai apna dost ho toh kam se kam pyar se murgi toh katti hai

Joh maa baap apne bachchon ke kyun aur kab ka jawab nahi de sakte ... woh kabhi unke dost bhi nahi ban sakte

Agar samay manushya ka mitra ban gaya, toh jeevan mein bahut upar pahunchata hai ... lekin agar shatru ban gaya, toh hamesha ke liye upar pahunchata hai

Pyar ka badla pyar aur dosti ka badla dosti ... yeh mera usool hai

Rishte sirf teen hote hai ... ek roti ka bhook se, doosra dosti ka dushmani se aur teesra zindagi ka maut se

Musalman ke yahan parvarish, Hinduon se dosti aur angrezon ke shaunk rahe hai mere

Yeh chor aur police ki joh dosti hoti hai na badi mushkil se hoti hai ... aur jab hoti hai toh atoot hoti hai

Saale tune bhi dushmani ki laash par khoob dosti ka kafan pehnaya hai

Jab se tu father India bana hai ... tab se doston ki life se Mr. India ho gaya hai

Dosti ki tarah dushmani bhi ek tarfa nahi hoti ... dono taraf se hoti hai

Purani sharaab ki tarah ... purani dosti ka bhi ajeeb nasha hai

Roye toh yaar ke kandhe par ... jaaye toh yaar ke kandhe par