Alag alag hai swad iske, strawberry pista aur kele ... dhood hi lena hai toh lele, dhood Lele
Unknown
Jab kismat mein likhe ho hathode ... toh kahan se milenge pakore?
Jab uparwaale ne teir kismat mein nimboo diya hai ... toh beta, uska nimboo sharbat bana na
Vinay Pathak
Beauty lies in the eyes of the beer holder
Sanjay Dutt
Zindagi gol-gappe jaisi haundi hai ... pet bhale hi bhar jave, mann nahi bharta
Aamir Khan
Aadhi roti khayenge, Indira ko layenge
Sasti sharaab aur sasta sex nuksaan hi karta hai guru
Jhoote sex addicts bankar apple ko dosh dena toh sirf ek bahana hai ... kyun ki poori duniya ka national fruit toh ullu banana hai
Vir Das
Mujhe sone chandi se nahi ... un baazuon se pyar hai joh do waqt ki roti toh kama sake ... jinko duniya unki mehnat, unke naam se jaane ... jinki peeth par apne A1 baap ke naam ka stamp nahi hota
Twinkle Khanna
Jab zindagi mein pehli baar koi kisi ko I love you bolta hai na ... kya lagta hai ... aaisa lagta hai ki ek bottle daru aang ke andar ghus gaya ho ... aur daru bhi aaisa jis mein mithaas bhi hai aur nasha bhi
Govinda
Kaam kare so soonth kare aur kuch kare afeem ... karmo ki gath prani bhukte theli bhare hakeem
Om Shivpuri
Joh log apna pasina bahakar desh ka muqadar banate hai ... unke bachche toh rotiyon ke liye taraste hai ... aur tum log joh kursiyon par behetkar desh ke muqadar ka faisla karte ho ... apne aulad ki shaadiyon mein karodon rupai lutate ho ... kahan se aati hai daulat?
Amitabh Bachchan
Gabrana mat ab main loogna iski jaan ... isse gilori banake khaonga jaise ho Banarasi paan
Amjad Khan
Chai ki chah hai kuch aur nahi hai ... ek cup agar mil jaye parvah nahi hai
Satyendra Kapoor
Raat bhar anda pakaya, phir bhi woh kacha reh gaya ... mar gaye shayar, lekin ullo-ka-patha reh gaya
Mehmood
Gin aur Coca-Cola peekar Sharafat bola ... roz raat ko humne ek naya dhakan khola
Shakti Kapoor
Phatte tak pee phir phatte tak jee!
Jaise daane daane pe khane waale ka naam likha hota hai na ... vaise hi goli goli pe bhi khane waale ka naam likha hota hai
Satish Kaushik
Treta mein chaas mile aur Dvapar mein ghee ... Kalyug mein chai mile so bana banake pee
Ashutosh Rana
Daulat ka nasha bhang se zyada tezz hota hai
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