If you cook two or three extra breads on a hot skillet then there is no issue ... since once the skillet is taken down then it becomes cold

A hungry stomach is a two edged sword ... which cuts from both sides

If you drink whiskey and soda ... then whiskey and soda will go inside and your life will come outside

Is she a girl or a soft bread ... after seeing her, I'm feeling hungry in the stomach of love

A stone is the reply to a brick ... sugar is the reply to jaggery ... and if you want to teach your lover a lesson then flirt around with someone else

There is no difference between a woman and alcohol ... both of them do the job of starting a fire

Today again we'll have fun and party ... with alcohol, meat skewers and you and me

The intoxication from money is much more than the beverage made from cannabis leaves and flowers

The recipe to become a star is very simple ... take one cup of Amitabh's talent, and cook it on slow gas for years ... after that add half a cup of Shahrukh's charm to it ... and boil it ... after that add two spoons of Aamir's intensity, one spoon of Hrithik's dance ... and mix well all of that together ... after that temper it with the spicy looks of Salman ... and then your superstar is ready

Today is our first meeting, we have lentil rice to eat ... eat with me today and don't worry about the bill

Honey used to fall from your mouth earlier when you used to talk ... and today the mosquitoes of your sister have sucked the honey from your mouth

If you hate me then feed me with the palm of your hands ... atleast give me alcohol, even if you don't want to give me a bowl

The enjoyment from the fruit of love is sour ... but the punishment from it is sweet

It's so cold there, so cold ... that cows instead of giving milk, they straight give ice cream

Beer and chickpeas is a very deadly combination

With hunger a person dies only once ... but by eating food on credit a person dies many a times ... a thousand times

Cheap people drink one or two pegs ... I'm someone who finishes the entire bottle

A mother who feeds her child milk ... knows even the shadow of him

The intoxication from a snake lady is more than that from alcohol and women

In childhood you couldn't talk properly because of the chewing gum in your mouth ... and now you can't talk properly because of the betel leaves in your mouth