Jowar ke bhutte ko khet mein lehrate dekhne ke liye ... jowar ke ek daane ko pehle apne aapko zameen mein kurbaan karna hota hai
Unknown
Aate se hoga keval ghaata ... agar khaoge band gobi toh dukaan band hogi ... agar khaoge butter toh down hoga shutter ... pyaaz se badega byaaj aur sauce se hoga sirf loss ... issi liye khao keval daal aur kamao dher sara maal
Kunal Khemu
In doctoron ke chakkar bhi ajeeb hote hai ... jinke paas kuch nahi hota, unhe kehte hai phal khao, makhan khao, badam khao ... aur jinke paas sab kuch hota hai, unhe kehte hai ki yeh mat khao woh mat khao
Pran
Is aashiq ki sachi mohabbat kubool karke tu lele yeh gulaab ... phir tujhe apne haathon se pakaake khilaonga shahi galouti aur tandoor kabab
Rajpal Yadav
Tumhare bin life lunch plate without rice hai ... baby hum tumhari right choice hai
Bachche ka pet kharab hua toh usko julaab dena ... badhe ke dimaag kharab hua toh usko sharab dena
Kader Khan
Katega bhunega toh alu ... isse main khaon ya bhalu
Rajesh Khanna
Jis tarah dane dane pe khane waale ka naam likha hota hai ... bilkul ussi tarah har sikke pe paane waale ka naam bhi likha hota hai
Amrish Puri
Sneh aasman se tapki hui sharaab ki ek boond hai ... joh insaani jism mein dhalkar zameen ka sabse khoobsurat phool ban gayi
Shashi Kapoor
Paapi pet ka sawaal do dhari talwar hota hai ... joh dono taraf kaatta hai
Yeh whiskey soda agar aap peeyega ... toh whiskey soda andar aur aapka dum bahar
Mehmood
Phukhat ke chaiyan, phukat ke cigarettan, phukat ke samosa khake ... angrezon ke baare mein socho bole toh tum logan kya karre re ... kya samjhe re tum logan mereku ... maa-ki-kirkiri!
Jis tarah mithaas gudh ka swabhav hai aur kadvahat neem ka ... ussi tarah insaan ki khuddari uske badapan ka swabhav hai
Danny Denzongpa
Jeena zaroori hai, jeene ke liye peena zaroori hai, peene ke liye jeena ... khair hum toh sharaab peete hai ... joh nahi peete, khaak jeete hai
Randhir Kapoor
Aaj phir jalwa, phir party ... sharaab, kabab aur hum aap
Sanjay Mishra
Aaj apna pehla mulaqat, khane ke liye daal bhat ... khana khale aaj mere saath, khana khale bill ka kya baat
Johnny Lever
Aankhen hai toh dekh le, nahi khulega gate ... aur bahut bookha pyasa hai, toh kahin aur jaake kha chocolate
Govinda
Pehle jab tum baat karti thi tumhari zubaan se shahad tapkata tha ... aur aaj tumhari zubaan ka shahad tumhari behen ki makkhiyon ne choos liya hai
Ladki hai ki whiskey ki botal ... dekhte hi nasha aa gaya
Roopesh Kumar
Pila de oak se saakhi joh humse nafrat hai ... pyala agar nahi deta na de, sharaab toh de
Bharat Bhushan
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