Bhookha rehkar aadmi ek baar marta hai ... lekin udhaar ki roti khakar baar baar marta hai ... hazaar baar marta hai

Bachpan mein chewing gum khakar baat nahi kar pate the ... aur ab paan khakar baat nahi kar pa rahe hai

Joota khane ke baad garam chai penicillin ka kaam deti hai

Manju ... mere khawabon ki rani, mere pyar ki nishani, meri mohabbat ki biryani

Sharaab bhi ajeeb cheez hai na ... dimaag band kar deti hai ... dil bolne lagta hai

Humne toh sari duniya mein yahi suna tha ... Hindustan ki hasinayen aankhon se pilakar hosh uda deti hai ... tum yeh whiskey kyun pila rahi ho?

Tu sharaab ki botal hai ... tujhe peekar log apne aap aur apne khandan ko gaaliyan dete hai

Bheje ka dahi kiya toh dhood bana daloonga ... kaan ke neeche capsule laga daloonga

Galat baat ko kis tarah lena chahiye ... yeh hamare khandan ke bachchon ko doodh mein pilaya jaata hai

Tum dono haddiyon mein main kabab nahi banna chahti

Champagne ko sharaab kehkar champagne ki insult mat karo

Sharaab aur daulat in do cheezon ka nasha aaisa hi hota hai ... ki jisse insaan gir hi jaata hai

Purane chawal ko yun kachcha chaba jaana ... meri style hai

Gareeb ko sirf roti ka sapna dekhna chahiye ... pyar ka nahi

Idli sirf sambar ke saath achchi lagti hai ... cholon ke saath nahi

Jab kismat mein likhe ho hathode ... toh kahan se milenge pakore?

Jab uparwaale ne teir kismat mein nimboo diya hai ... toh beta, uska nimboo sharbat bana na

Abhi unde se bahar nikle nahi aur butter chicken banonga bolte hai

Milawat is mulk ka sabse bada bimari hai ... agar whiskey mein pani milayega toh log dhoodh mein kya milayega

Khana na body ki nahi, dil ki zaroorat hoti hai