First love jitna special hota hai na ... utna hi painful first heart break hota hai

Kisi ke liye acha karna kabhi bekaar nahi jaata

Meri Sikhi sirf mere kesuyon mein nahi hai

Sheeshi bhari gulaab ki koi yunhi todta nahi ... patthar mein bhi dil hai koi kyun dhoondta nahi

Zindagi bhi na ladkiyon ki tarah unpredictable hoti hai ... kab mood change ho jaye keh nahi sakte

Yeh joh mummy daddy hote hai na, inko zyada paas nahi aane dena life mein ... problem ho jaati hai

Jhoote sex addicts bankar apple ko dosh dena toh sirf ek bahana hai ... kyun ki poori duniya ka national fruit toh ullu banana hai

Thappad aaise hi hote hai ... jab expect karo toh nahi milte hai ... aur jab na expect karo toh bijli ki tarah lapak ke padte hai

Jab insaan Doordarshan dekhne par utar aata hai ... toh samajh lo all is not well

Patli ho ya moti ... poori janta mooh se lagayegi aapki goti

Dil tootne ka ek side effect yeh bhi hota hai ... ki bill bhi choot jaate hai

Kismat toh apni badi changi hai ... teri meri jodi satrangi hai