Chadte tave ke upar agar do teen rotiyan faltu pakayi jaaye toh koi harz nahi hai ... ek baar tava utar gaya toh mamla thanda ho jaata hai

If you cook two or three extra breads on a hot skillet then there is no issue ... since once the skillet is taken down then it becomes cold

Sneh aasman se tapki hui sharaab ki ek boond hai ... joh insaani jism mein dhalkar zameen ka sabse khoobsurat phool ban gayi

Affection is a drop of alochol dripping from the sky ... which by mixing with the human body has become the most beautiful flower on earth

Paapi pet ka sawaal do dhari talwar hota hai ... joh dono taraf kaatta hai

A hungry stomach is a two edged sword ... which cuts from both sides

Yeh whiskey soda agar aap peeyega ... toh whiskey soda andar aur aapka dum bahar

If you drink whiskey and soda ... then whiskey and soda will go inside and your life will come outside

Phukhat ke chaiyan, phukat ke cigarettan, phukat ke samosa khake ... angrezon ke baare mein socho bole toh tum logan kya karre re ... kya samjhe re tum logan mereku ... maa-ki-kirkiri!

You guys after having free teas, free cigarettes, free samosas ... are simply doing nothing to think about the foreigners ... what do you think I am ... you pain in the ass!

Jis tarah mithaas gudh ka swabhav hai aur kadvahat neem ka ... ussi tarah insaan ki khuddari uske badapan ka swabhav hai

Just like sweetness is a property of jaggery and bitterness is of a neem tree ... just like that self-respect is a property of a person's kindness

Jeena zaroori hai, jeene ke liye peena zaroori hai, peene ke liye jeena ... khair hum toh sharaab peete hai ... joh nahi peete, khaak jeete hai

Living is important, but to live drinking is important, and to drink it's important to live ... anyways I do drink alcohol ... but those who don't drink are not living a life

Sukhi raho ... daru aur sode ki tarah mil-julkar raho

Stay happy ... and stay together like alcohol and soda

Charon taraf dekhte hai toh har baat mein khot aur milavat ... nal ka pani pejiye toh us mein dawai ki milavat hai, saans lijiye toh hawa mein millon ke dhuan ki milavat hai, agar khana khaiye toh roti ke aate mein mitti ki milavat hai ... charon taraf har baat mein jhoot hai ... dua mein, salaam mein, pyar mein, nafrat mein, gusse mein ... sab mein jhoot hai

When you look everywhere then there is cheating and adulteration ... if you drink tap water then it's adulterated with medicine, if you breath then it's adulterated with the smoke from the factories, if you eat food then the flour of the bread is adulterated with mud ... there is lies everywhere and in everything ... in a prayer, in a salute, in love, in hatred, in anger ... there is lies in everything

Aaj phir jalwa, phir party ... sharaab, kabab aur hum aap

Today again we'll have fun and party ... with alcohol, meat skewers and you and me

Insaan aur insaaniyat ka toh main paidahishi dushman hoon ... mera bas chale toh main insaaniyat ka khoon aaise nichhod loon ... jaise log kisi phal mein se uska ras nichhod lete hai

From birth I am the enemy of humans and humanity ... if I had the power then I'll squeeze the blood out of humanity in a way like ... people squeeze the juice out of a fruit

Aaj apna pehla mulaqat, khane ke liye daal bhat ... khana khale aaj mere saath, khana khale bill ka kya baat

Today is our first meeting, we have lentil rice to eat ... eat with me today and don't worry about the bill

Aankhen hai toh dekh le, nahi khulega gate ... aur bahut bookha pyasa hai, toh kahin aur jaake kha chocolate

If you have eyes then see that this gate won't open ... and if you are hungry and thirsty a lot, then go somewhere else and eat a chocolate

Pehle jab tum baat karti thi tumhari zubaan se shahad tapkata tha ... aur aaj tumhari zubaan ka shahad tumhari behen ki makkhiyon ne choos liya hai

Honey used to fall from your mouth earlier when you used to talk ... and today the mosquitoes of your sister have sucked the honey from your mouth

Ladki hai ki whiskey ki botal ... dekhte hi nasha aa gaya

Is she a girl or a bottle of whiskey ... I'm intoxicated just by looking at her

Pila de oak se saakhi joh humse nafrat hai ... pyala agar nahi deta na de, sharaab toh de

If you hate me then feed me with the palm of your hands ... atleast give me alcohol, even if you don't want to give me a bowl

Prem ke phal ka mazaa kadva zaroor hota hai ... lekin tazir meethi hoti hai

The enjoyment from the fruit of love is sour ... but the punishment from it is sweet

Main tum bin adhoora, jaise namak bin daal ... daal bin bhat, bhat bin Bengal

I'm incomplete without you, just like lentil soup without salt ... like rice without lentil soup and Bengal without rice

Wahan itni thand hoti hai, itni thand hoti hai ... ki gaye na doodh nahi, seedha ice cream de deti hai

It's so cold there, so cold ... that cows instead of giving milk, they straight give ice cream

Beer aur chana bahut hi deadly combination hota hai

Beer and chickpeas is a very deadly combination