Langoor ki dumm par angoor ki bail ... patni ko dekh ke engine ho gaya mera fail

Wahan itni thand hoti hai, itni thand hoti hai ... ki gaye na doodh nahi, seedha ice cream de deti hai

Ek ek do do peg toh do do takke ke log peete hai ... hum toh poori botal peene waalon mein se hai

Dhere dhere, chaba chabake, thanda karke khana chahiye ... yahi buzurgon ka kehna hai, isko na thukrana chahiye

Joh tu bhojan na kar raha hota ... toh aaj tu narak ka bhojan ban gaya hota

Beer sharab ki choti behen hoti hai

Upar waale pe sabko full on bharosa hai ... har ek ke dil mein umeed ka samosa hai

Fiza bhi kuch nashe mein hai ... shabaab hai, sharaab hai ... joh yeh nahi toh zindagi azaab hi azaab hai

Aachar ki botal mein kabhi murabba nahi rakhna chahiye

Ajeeb nyay hai bhagwan ka bhi ... jinko bhook deta hai unko khane ko nahi deta ... aur jinko khane ko deta hai unko bhook nahi deta

Pet anaaj se nahi bharta ... pyar se bharta hai

Yeh crorepati hai, yeh arabpati hai ... magar aaise rehte hai jaise chai ki patti hai

Do do glass daalte hai andhar ghata-ghat ... aur phir pyar ke saagar mein tayrenge phata-phat

Daal mein kaala ho ya garam masala ... kahan chup gaya hai saala?

Makhan lagane wale haathon mein chhuri zaroor hoti hai

Jab baap beta razi ... toh khulegi aaj Yamazaki

Jahan jahan sardar, wahan wahan gurudwara aur langar ... koi bhooka nahi marta

Hum apne dard ki tauheen kar gaye hote ... agar sharaab na hoti toh mar gaye hote

Medu vada mein hole angoothe se zyada accha padta hai ... ungli nahi karte

Main tumhe machli doon khane ke liye ... pet toh tumhara bhar jayega ... lekin agar main tumhe machli pakadna sikha doon ... toh zindagi bhar bhook se nahi tarsogi