Kabab mein haddi aur jawani mein buddhi ... sahi na hoye

Barood se lipte yeh shabd phoote bomb jaise ... daru se chadte hai sar par hum rum jaise ... rum se yaad aaya, tere bevde baap ko salaam bol ... jaankari ke liye beta kaam bhaari kaam bol

Har cheez ki expiry date hoti hai ... insaan ho ya doodh ka dabba ... teri bhi aa gayi

Jab woh choti thi toh gaud mein behatkar lollypop khati thi ... ab jab gaud mein behatti hai toh meri lolly, pop ho jaati hai

Sharaab bhi aaisi cheez hai ... koi gham mein peeta hai toh koi khushi mein ... magar main sharaab is liye peeyonga ... ki ab na gham raha na khushi

Aap itne mohtaj nahi ki aaisi roti na kama sako ... joh imaandari ke aate se bani ho aur sachchai ki aanch par pakki ho

Khana banana duniya ki sabse badi kala hai

Burger mein tikki rakhne se woh hamburger nahi ban jaata ... tikki burger hi rehta hai

Khana khane ke liye pati ka nahi ... bhook lagne ka intezaar karna chahiye

Joh khud mirchi ho unhe mirchi nahi lagti

Aaj ke baad mein fruit nahin khaoonga ... sirf dry fruit khaoonga

Roti hoti hai khane ke liye ... aur boti hoti hai chabane ke liye

Phool hai gobi ka, sabzi mat samajhna ... pyar hai bhanware ka, humdardi mat samajhna

Kidhar aap up in the sky so high ... kidhar woh zameen pe pada jinga fry

Shaadi actually bilkul chicken masale ki tarah hai ... table pe sajane se pehle chak lo ... toh pata chal jaata hai ki chicken kitna naram hai aur kitna garam

Soovar ko saala goo hi khana chahiye ... jahan usne gulkand pe mooh mara, haazma kharab hona hi hai

Langoor ki dumm par angoor ki bail ... ab main nikaalonga mujrimon ka tel

Zahid sharab peene de masjid mein baithkar ... ya phir woh jagah dikha de jahan khuda na ho

Mere lahoo ko bana diya hai teri dua ne ab toh aag ... apna doodh na bakshna tu, joh na laya tera suhaag

Shakal dekhi hai aaine mein ... amavas ke chand par Maggi noodles latkaye hue hai ... chudail kahinki