Dil mein joh hai woh bol dena chahiye ... aaise dabake nahi rakhna chahiye ... acidity ho jaati hai

You must say whatever is in your heart ... you shouldn't hide it ... because it causes acidity

Tu sad-sad kyun hai, happy-sad kyun nahi ... hum sad kyun hote hai ... kyun ki mann bhaari hai, heavy heavy ... mann kab heavy heavy hota hai ... jab mann ko koi hurt karta hai ... mann ko kaun itna hurt kar sakta hai ... joh mann ke very very close hota hai ... mann ke very very close kaun hota hai ... jiske saath mann very very happy feel karta hai ... happy tha, is liye sad hai na ... so be happy-sad, not sad-sad

Why are you sad-sad, and why not happy-sad ... why do we feel sad ... because our heart feels heavy ... when does the heart feel heavy ... when someone hurts our heart ... who can hurt our heart so much ... the one who is close to our heart ... who is close to our heart ... the one with whom our heart feels happy ... so you were happy, that's why you are sad ... so be happy-sad, not sad-sad

Khana banana duniya ki sabse badi kala hai

Cooking food is the biggest talent in the world

Shaadi woh keemat hai joh ek aadmi sex ke liye chukata hai ... sex woh keemat hai joh ek aurat shaadi ke liye chukati hai

Marriage is the price that a man pays for sex ... and sex is the price that a woman pays for marriage

Ek chef ka kaam hai doosron ki taste ko bina taste kiye pehchanna

It is the duty of a chef to understand the taste of others without tasting it

Impress karne ke liye pachees lakh ka haar bhi de sakta tha ... lekin bina price tag ke aapko lagega pachees rupaiya ka hai ... aur price tag ke saath de nahi sakta

To impress you I could have given you a necklace worth 25 lakhs rupees ... but without the price you'll think it is worth 25 rupees ... and I can't give it with the price tag

Aadmi budha tab hota hai ... jab uske andhar jeene ki ichcha khatam ho jaati hai

A person becomes old ... when the desire to live within him ends

Life mein insaan ko ek galati maaf hai

In life a person's first mistake can be forgiven

Is umar mein toh shareer second hand Ambassador ki tarah hota hai ... kabhi carburetor mein kachra, kabhi suspension mein lafda ... toh baar baar servicing ke liye jaana padta hai

At this age the body becomes like a second hand Ambassador (car) ... sometimes there is dust in the carburetor, sometimes there are problems in the suspension ... hence I have to go again and again for servicing

Jab log kisi ke kareeb aa jaate hai ... toh ek doosre ki tarah baatein karne lagte hai

When people come close to each other ... then they start talking like each other

Aye silent movie ... thoda sound de na

Hey you silent movie ... make some noise