Main khake tujhe thookta tu gutka ... sadak pe sekon jaise bhuta ... main kadak gulaabi note, tu hai chutta ... main jungle ka raja, tu Appu Raja butka

Shaadi apne liye kar rahe hai ya in logon ke liye ... haldi, mehndi, chivda, daal ... what the f*ck is happening yaar

My would be wife ... yeh lo knife ... kaato yeh cake aur bacha lo is bhooke ki life

Jab dhoonde mard biwi ke saath bahar waali ko rakhne ka bahana ... toh reh jaata hai bilkul akela holding a banana

Motor ameeron ki naukar hoti hai ... taxi gareebon ki ann daata

Ghar ka doodh chahe jitna shudh ho ... baazar ki chai peene ka kuch mazaa hi aur hota hai

Yeh Muthiya itne kadak hai ... yeh khane ke nahi, yeh Muthiya maarne ke kaam aayenge

Joh log doodh se jal jaate hai ... woh chhaas bhi phoonk phoonk kar peete hai

Jodi toh hoti hai gajar aur mooli ki ... red and white absolutely bright ... log kahenge dekho inka pyar, inka laad ... just like a salad

Nasha pilake girana toh sabko aata hai ... aare mazaa toh tab hai ki girton ko thaam le saakhi

Jab husband wife chup chap khana kha rahe ho ... toh samjho there is trouble

Chori ke aam ka har koi deewana ... joh pakda gaya woh chor hai aur joh bach gaya woh sayana

Cheese bolne se angrezi smile aati hai ... paneer bolne se Indian muskurahat aati hai

Risky is like whiskey ... uska mazaa wohi janta hai jisne taste kiya hai

Pyazz ki kheti kar rakhi hai mooh mein

Aaisa kagaz ke tukdo se hum subah subah paikhane mein apna ... tarbuj pochte hai

Lagta hai sode ki bottal ke tarah josh khatam ho gaya hai

Thanda peeke jao bahut garam ho gayi ho

Kharbuja, kharbuje ko dekh kar rang badalta hai

Vadiya vadiya kha te vadiya vadiya pehen ... load na le ... asar padega sperm pe