Akele peeye toh aadmi dear ho jaye ... saath peeye toh aadmi near ho jaye

If you drink alone then a person becomes a dear one (dies) ... if you drink together then a person becomes a near one

Kya cheez hai Mumbai, aamchi Mumbai ... woh vada pav ki chutney, woh Mahim ki phirni, woh local train ke dhakke, woh signal pe chakke ... woh traffic, woh kooda, woh kachra, woh auto taxi ka nakhra ... woh machi waali ka jhagda, woh bhel, woh pani-puri, woh ragda ... woh Wadala, woh Chakala, woh Bandra, kahin Sakku bai toh kahin Sandra ... woh aunty ka adda, saala main road pe hich khadda ... yaar jaisa bhi hai ... aamchi Mumbai toh aamchi hai yaar

What a great place Mumbai is, our Mumbai ... the chutney of vada pav, the phirni (sweet) of Mahim, the pushing in the local trains, the eunuchs at a traffic signal ... the traffic, the garbage, the trash, the tantrums of rickshaw and taxi ... the fight with the fish lady, the bhel, the pani-puri, the ragda ... places like Wadala, Chakala, Bandra, somewhere there is the maid Sakku and somewhere there is Sandra ... the aunt's location, bloody the pothole on the main road ... my friend however it is ... our Mumbai is our own

Zahid sharab peene de masjid mein baithkar ... ya phir woh jagah dikha de jahan khuda na ho

Let me sit inside the mosque and drink alcohol ... or else show me the place where there is no god

Yeh malum hona chahiye ki mard kab peeta hai, kya peeta hai, kaise peeta hai ... yeh jaankari rakhna Bharatiya naari ka sabse important duty hai

When does a husband drink, what does he drink, how does he drink ... knowing this information is the most important duty of an Indian woman

Aaisa kagaz ke tukdo se hum subah subah paikhane mein apna ... tarbuj pochte hai

Every morning in the toilet with papers like these ... I wipe my watermelon

Aye tamatar ke aakhri daane

Hey you, the last seed of a tomato

Aaj sharaab ki lehren baha do ... joh bhi aaye tumhare bar mein usse whiskey se nehla do

Let the waves of alcohol flow today ... bathe anyone who comes to your bar in whiskey

Agar hum pyase bhi marte ho ... toh bhi tumhare ghar se do boond pani peena hum mein manzoor nahi hai

Even if I am dying of thirst ... then to drinking two drops of water from your house is unacceptable to me

Peeonga, khoob peeonga ... itna peeonga ke seene ka khoon gale tak, aur gale ka khoon bahar tak

I'll drink, I'll drink a lot ... I'll drink so much that the blood from the chest comes to the throat, and the blood from the throat comes out

Tum dimaag se nikalti hi nahi ho ... virus ki tarah ghus gayi ho andar ... har baat se tumhari baat nikalti hai ... shower ke garam paani se bhaamp badh gayi toh tumhari garam saans ki feel aati hai ... aur baarish huyi toh tumhare badan ki saundi khushboo yaad aati hai ... strawberry ki ek bite bhi loon na toh tumhari khatti meethi baatein yaad aati hai

I can't take you out of my mind ... you've entered like a virus ... every conversation leads to you ... when the steam increases in the hot shower then it gives me the feel of your warm breaths ... when it rains then it reminds me of the fragrance from your body ... when I take a single bite from a strawberry then it reminds me of your sweet and sour conversations

Piyo toh hadh kardo ... varna program radh kardo

If you're drinking then cross the limits ... or else just cancel the program

Main khake tujhe thookta tu gutka ... sadak pe sekon jaise bhuta ... main kadak gulaabi note, tu hai chutta ... main jungle ka raja, tu Appu Raja butka

I'll chew and spit you out like tobacco ... I'll grill you on the road like corn ... I'm a crisp money bill and you're like coin change ... I'm the king of the jungle and you're a dwarf like Appu Raja

Roti roti mein bhi farak hota hai mere dost ... ek roti woh hoti hai joh cheenke khai jaati hai jis mein kisi ke khoon ki boo aati hai ... lekin mujhe woh roti chahiye jis mein kisi ke khoon ki boo nahi, balki mere paseene ki mehak aati ho

My Friend there is a difference even between breads ... there is one type of bread which is eaten by snatching and which has the smell of someone's blood ... but I want that bread which doesn't have the smell of someone's blood, but instead has the fragrance of my sweat

Motor ameeron ki naukar hoti hai ... taxi gareebon ki ann daata

A car is a servant for the rich ... and a taxi is the food provider for the poor

Soovar ko saala goo hi khana chahiye ... jahan usne gulkand pe mooh mara, haazma kharab hona hi hai

A bloody pig should only eat shit ... the moment he tries to eat a sweet, his digestion will get disrupted

Jab husband wife chup chap khana kha rahe ho ... toh samjho there is trouble

When a husband and a wife are eating food silently ... then understand that there is trouble

Langoor ki dumm par angoor ki bail ... ab main nikaalonga mujrimon ka tel

There is a grapevine on the tail of a monkey ... now I'll squeeze the oil out of criminals

Ghar ka doodh chahe jitna shudh ho ... baazar ki chai peene ka kuch mazaa hi aur hota hai

No matter how pure the milk in the house is ... the fun of drinking tea from outside is something else

Yeh Muthiya itne kadak hai ... yeh khane ke nahi, yeh Muthiya maarne ke kaam aayenge

These Muthiya (snack) are so hard ... that they can be used for jerking, not for eating

Sharaab ek aaisi cheez hai ... joh ameeron ka shaunk aur gareebon ki zaroorat hai

Alcohol is one such thing ... that is a hobby of the rich and necessity of the poor