What brain? ... it sells at the mutton shop for Rs.32 a kilo

One who is spice does not feel spicy

In this world there are 3 things for which one needs to turn their finger to remove it out ... clarified butter from its container ... illegal colony ... and fun from married men

Bread is there to be eaten ... and chop is there to be chewed

If I were alcohol ... then I'd be the favourite of ice, soda, cold water ... and I'd be with everyone in happiness and sadness

This is a cauliflower, don't consider it as a vegetable ... this is bumblebee's love, don't consider it as sympathy

You're up in the sky so high ... and he's like a fried prawn laying on the ground

There's a devil hidden inside all of us ... just like bubbles inside a soda bottle ... it's just waiting to erupt when the lid opens

Sugarfree biscuits which have less sugar ... are double the price of the sugar biscuits ... slim milk which has less milk ... is more expensive than regular milk ... eating less has become more expensive than eating more

These aren't girls ... they are vanilla ice cream

Just like a hungry person understands the value of food ... just like a person dying understands the value of life ... just like that only an orphan can understand the value of a mother

If the husband wants to make love ... then the food made by the wife tastes good

Bananas and tragedies never come in singles

Eating salt raises your blood pressure ... and faithfulness raises your honesty even more

Where money goes beyond the limits of food ... over there a man gets stuck in the bog of dishonesty

To eat food one should not wait for the husband ... one should wait for hunger

Those who listen to me, I make them sit on the peak of the Himalaya mountain ... and those who don't listen to me, I make them sit on a chutney of red spices

From today I won't eat fruits ... I will only eat dry fruits

A punjabi is risky after a bucket of whiskey

Here, I swear on bread pakora!