Insaan ko insaan hi hona chahiye ... Kohinoor toh basmasti chawal bhi hai

Kehte hai doodh ka jala chaas bhi phoonk phoonkar peeta hai ... lekin aadmi ka waqt bura ho toh ice-cream se bhi mooh jal jaata hai

Purani sharaab aur purani yaadein jab sar chadd jaati hai ... tab aadmi out of control ho hi jaata hai

Mere paas botal hai, glass hai, pani hai, pyas hai, chakna hai, chicken hai ... par meri daru kiske paas hai yaar?

Log peete hai isse hosh ko khone ke liye ... aur hum mein hosh bhi aata hai peene ke baad

Aap jis roti ko sone aur chandi ke bartanon mein khakar ghamand ka dakaar lete hai ... hum gareeb ussi roti ko mitti ke toote phoote bartanon mein khakar bhagwan ka gun-gaan karte hai

Ek chef ka kaam hai doosron ki taste ko bina taste kiye pehchanna

Yeh chilled nahi child beer hai

Zindagi mein khush rehne ke liye sirf teen cheezon ki zaroorat hoti hai ... achcha khana, achchi gaadiyan aur achchi ladkiyan

Yeh ladkiyan nahi ... yeh toh vanilla ice cream hai

Purani sharaab ki tarah ... purani dosti ka bhi ajeeb nasha hai

Agar Priya Mercedes hai toh tu Maruti ... agar Priya Boeing hai toh tu bhail-gadi ... agar Priya Kohinoor ka heera hai toh tu Kohinoor ka basmati chawal ... agar Priya kabil hai toh tu Kabuli chana

Hum chatti ka dhood yaad dila denge ... I will make him remember milk number 6

Main crorepati, tu arabpati ... baki sab chai ki pati

Thoda thoda karke peena chahiye na? ... aadha tum aadha main, dheere dheere

Zindagi mein agar jeena zaroori hai ... toh peena bahut zaroori hai

Agar husband pyar karne wala ho ... toh wife ke haathon se banaya hua khaana tasty hota hai

For your naughtiness ... I will eat a papad and you will get a jhapad

Hum sabke andar kahin pe ek shaitaan chupa hota hai ... thik woh soda bottle ke andar ke bulbule ki tarah ... bas dhakan khulne bhar ki der hai

Kabab mein haddi aur jawani mein buddhi ... sahi na hoye