Diwali kab hai ... kab hai Diwali!

When is Diwali ... when is Diwali!

Aaj ke baad ek saal tak roz tujhe tapli marenge ... aur tu inch-inch chota hota jayega

From today we'll hit you on your head everyday for the next one year ... and you'll become shorter inch by inch

Joh ho gaya, woh kabhi nahi hua ... joh kabhi nahi hua, woh ab hoga

Whatever happened, didn't ever happen ... and what has never happened, that will happen now

Kuch log mar marke jeete hai aur kuch log maarke

Some people live in fear and some people live by killing

Babban se darna jayaz ... ladna najayaz

It's legitimate to be scared of Babban ... but its' illegitimate to fight with him

Babban ke qahar se khud Babban bhi tumhe nahi bacha sakta

Not even Babban himself can save you from the havoc of Babban

Is shehar mein har police waale ka aurat apna mard ka lambi umar ke liye Karva Chauth ka nahi ... Babban ka vrat rakhta hai

Every policeman's wife in this city doesn't keep the Karva Chauth (auspicious) fast for the long life of her husband ... but infact she keep a fast in the name of Babban