Shaadi vivah mein jab bhi jaana hota hai na ... toh hamari memsaab ko toh do din pehle bata dena padta hai ... unko sajne savarne mein itna waqt lag jaata hai ... ki shaadi ke din ki bajai hum pehle bache ke janam din par hi pahunch paate hai

Whenever we have to go for a wedding ... then I have to tell my wife atleast a couple of days ahead of time ... she takes so much time to get ready that ... instead of the wedding we end up reaching on the birthday of the couple's 1st child

Ek aurat ke liye uske pati ke pyar ke bina duniya ki tamaam daulat, saare sukh ke samaan ... us bejaan kagaz ke phool ki tarah hote hai ... jin mein banavati rang toh hote hai lekin zindagi ki khushboo nahi hoti

For a woman all the wealth and all the luxuries of the world, without her husband ... are like those lifeless paper flowers ... which have artificial colours in them but not the fragrance of life

Aurat ki sundarta aur jawaani ka mehatva tabhi hai ... jab us mein mard ko rijhane ki adayein ho ... patthar ko pighlane waale husn ka jaadu ho

The beauty and youth of a woman has value only when ... she has the style of pleasing a man ... she has the magical body that could melt a stone

Jab tu bahar se kisi daulat waale ka bangla dekhega na ... toh tujhe lagega ki bhagwan ne isse bahut kuch diya hai ... par jab andar jaake dekhega ... toh tujhe lagega bhagwan ne isse bahut kuch cheen bhi liya hai

When you'll look at a rich man's bungalow from outside ... then you'll feel that god has given him so much ... but when you'll go inside and see ... then you'll feel that god has also taken away a lot from him

In doctoron ke chakkar bhi ajeeb hote hai ... jinke paas kuch nahi hota, unhe kehte hai phal khao, makhan khao, badam khao ... aur jinke paas sab kuch hota hai, unhe kehte hai ki yeh mat khao woh mat khao

These doctor are very strange ... those who have nothing, they tell them eat fruits, butter, almonds ... and those who have everything, they tell them don't eat this and don't eat that