Aksar logon ki zindagi mein mauka darwaza khat-khata hai ... lekin aapki zindagi mein, mauka dil ko khat-khata raha hai

Kanoon ke haath lambe hote hai ... pair nahi

Ganda hai par dhanda hai ... aur gundo ko sabak sikhane yahi funda hai

Oh bewakoofo ki CEO

Idhar bhi barbaadi, udhar bhi barbaadi ... arre bedardi tu karle is se shaadi

Jeete raho ... phulo phalo ... khair chodo

Comedy picture ke thakele joker log

Aye multistar cast ke side hero

Aye lower stall ke phatele ticket

Tu jaanta nahi hai apun ko ... yeh area mein apun world famous hai ... world famous

Kaan mein baali, mooh mein gaali, dimaag se khaali

Shakal se tu kamina lagta hai ... akal se maha kamina hai

Main toh tumhe apni rani bana loonga ... agar tumne meri baat nahi maani toh zabardasti gale lagake tumhe pani pani kar doonga

Joh darwaaze pehle se hi khule hoon ... woh khat-khataye nahi jaate

Marte toh sirf bekasoor hai ... kusoorwar toh hamari tarah aaish karte hai

Shaadi ke baad ek gulab se biwi nahi maanti ... pyar, ishq aur mohabbat ka poora guldasta dena padta hai

Computer pe ungli marte marte tu mere se ungli kiya?

Zevar toh ladkiyon ka gehna hai ... aur yahan ladke pehan ke ghoomte hai

Hum doston se daant ke aur dushmano se pyar se baat karte hai

Mere hi kutte ne mujhe kaata