Laaton ke bhoot jab nahi maane baat ... toh kheench ke dedo unke bum pe laat

Agar tum logon ne dikhaye tevar ... toh teri beti kuvaari maa forever

Once a chor, always a chor

Andar ki baat ho, tera mera saath ho ... mere kachche banyan pehno, din ho ki raat ho

Cigarette aur dost ... dono filter hone chahiye

Duniya mein sabsi gehri dushmani miya biwi ki hoti hai

Bade bade sheharon ki choti choti buses mein aaisa hota rehta hai

Ghar saaf sutra ho, toh mann bhi khush rehta hai

Chor ke ghar mein chori karne ko paap nahi kehte

Without cash tu kaise karega aaish?

Joh bhi kahoonga, sach main kahoonga ... tu paas ho ya door, par touch mein rahoonga ... email bhi karoonga, fax bhi karoonga ... tujhe SMS bhejke relax main karoonga

Aye chup chup ... varna aaisi aaisi gaaliya doonga censor board bhi pareshan ho jayega ... kaunsi bhichayein kaunsi audhe

Aaisa kagaz ke tukdo se hum subah subah paikhane mein apna ... tarbuj pochte hai

Aye amavas ke chamakte chaand

Aye tamatar ke aakhri daane

Aadmi naujawan ho yah meri tarah tajurbekar ... raat ko aurat se jhagde mein kabhi nahi jeet sakta

Saala badsurato ko hamesha achcha maal mil jaata hai

Marte toh sirf bekasoor hai ... kusoorwar toh hamari tarah aaish karte hai

Baap se nazaren milaoge ... toh andhe ho jaoge

Love is loveless ... I am jobless