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# 1661

Jawan beti ka baap Taj Mahal ke chaukidaar ki tarah hota hai ... usko hamesha darr laga rehta hai ke kisi gande aadmi ke haath se Taj Mahal ganda na ho jaye

The father of a young girl is like the watchman of the Taj Mahal ... he is always scared that the Taj Mahal will get dirty by the hands of some dirty person

Mr. & Mrs. Khiladi

Kader Khan

Comedy•City & Places
13
# 1662

Ek ladki joh chhat se apne papa ko dhakel de, usse ka kehte hai batao? ... push-paa!

What do you call a girl who pushes her father from the terrace? ... Pushpa!

Kill Dil

Govinda

Comedy•Parents
Play Video
13
# 1663

Akele peeye toh aadmi dear ho jaye ... saath peeye toh aadmi near ho jaye

If you drink alone then a person becomes a dear one (dies) ... if you drink together then a person becomes a near one

Yuvvraaj

Salman Khan

Food & Drinks•Comedy
13
# 1664

Fashion ki shuruvat Adam aur Eve se hui thi

Adam and Even started fashion

Koi Mere Dil Se Poochhe

Rajpal Yadav

Comedy•Adult
13
# 1665

Meri beti ki liye mujhe woh patti chahiye joh sympathy nahi ... mujhe sampatti lakar de

For my daughter I need a husband that gets me wealth ... and not sympathy

Entertainment

Mithun Chakraborty

Money•Comedy
13
# 1666

Aakhe body pe nahi lagaya angaar, toh apun bangaar

If I don't get fire in your whole body, then I am useless

ABCD: Any Body Can Dance

Unknown

Adult•Comedy
Play Video
13
# 1667

Abhe aye dhakan ... yeh phone ke andhar hi mooh daalke tereko aaisi gaali doonga na ... ki aakhe telephone exchange mein angaar lag jayegi

Hey you crazy ... I will put my face in the phone and curse you so badly ... that the entire telephone exchange will be on fire

Rajaji

Razak Khan

Rowdyism•Comedy
Play Video
13
# 1668

Tu hijhde ke haath mein talwar ki tarah hai ... joh chamak toh sakti hai, chal nahi sakti

You are like a sword in the hands of a eunuch ... which can shine, but it can't be used

Mafia

Unknown

Comedy
13
# 1669

Apni kalayi mein achchi ghadi bandhane ka yeh matlab nahi hota ki tumhara achcha waqt aa gaya hai

Just by wearing a nice watch on your wrist doesn't mean that your good time has come along

Yeh Hai Jalwa

Rishi Kapoor

Time•Comedy
13
# 1670

Chori joh hai na woh peeche se ki jaave hai ... aur haath ki safai joh hai woh samne se

Theft is done from the back ... and the trick of the hand is done from the front

Tere Naal Love Ho Gaya

Chitrashi Rawat

Crime•Comedy
13
# 1671

Tujhpe ladki marne ke bajai ... tujhe dekh ke mar jayegi

Instead of girls dying for you ... girls will die looking at you

Mausam (2011)

Shahid Kapoor

Comedy
13
# 1672

Aadmi agar thode time ke liye pareshaan hai na ... toh matlab time kharab hai ... aur aadmi agar hamesha pareshaan hai na ... toh samajh lena ki aadmi kharaab hai

If a man is worried for sometime ... then it means his time is bad ... and if a man is worried always ... then understand that the man himself is bad

Annarth

Razak Khan

Time•Comedy
13
# 1673

Thoda roothegi, thoda cheekhegi, thoda chilayegi ... dil kehta hai ek din haseena maan jayegi

She will sulk a little, scream a little, shout a little ... but the heart says that one day she will agree

Haseena Maan Jaayegi

Sanjay Dutt

Comedy
13
# 1674

Tumhare vital stats kya hai?

What are your vital statistics?

Humshakals

Ram Kapoor

Adult•Comedy
Play Video
13
# 1675

Gazab ki maang hoti hai joh dil ko maang leti hai ... ek aaisi taang hoti hai joh dil ko taang deti hai

The demand that demands for the heart is amazing ... it is like a leg that keeps the person hanging

Heer Raanjha

Unknown

Shayari•Comedy
13
# 1676

Yeh achanak Star TV mein se Doordarshan kaise ho gayi?

How did she suddenly become from Star TV into Doordarshan?

Judwaa

Tiku Talsania

Comedy
Play Video
13
# 1677

Don't have dirty picture in your mind please

Don't have dirty picture in your mind please

Gang of Ghosts

Chunky Pandey

Adult•Comedy
Play Video
13
# 1678

Yeh hoti hai asli ladki ... chutki mein Bipasha, chutki mein Madhubala

This is a real girl ... she is Bipasha in a flash, and she is Madhubala in a flash

Mere Brother Ki Dulhan

Ali Zafar

Women•Comedy
Play Video
13
# 1679

Police officer banunga, don banunga, judge banunga, doctor banunga, engineer bhi banunga ... kyun ki main filmo ka hero banunga

I will become a police officer, I will become a don, I will become a judge, I will become a doctor, I will also become an engineer ... because I will become a hero in movies

Phata Poster Nikhla Hero

Unknown

Comedy•Police
13
# 1680

Mujhe maaf karde ... mere paap ke kachre ko apne imaandari ke jhadu se saaf karde

Please forgive me ... and clean the dirt of my sins with your broom of honesty

Himmatwala (2013)

Paresh Rawal

Truth & Honesty•Comedy
Play Video
13
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