Jab sulphate, oxygen, nitrogen aur hydrogen in chaaron ko ek cylinder mein bhar do na ... toh choola nahi ghar jalta hai ... blast hota hai blast

When you add sulphate, oxygen, nitrogen and hydrogen all four together in a cylinder ... then a stove doesn't burn, but the whole house burns down ... it's a total blast

Satyam, shivam, sundaram ... policesam, arrestam, andarham

Think about truth, godliness and beauty ... forget it since the police is coming to arrest you and take you into captivity

Woh item number ka guitar thi, main sufi gaane ka ek tara ... boss woh star thi aur mera toh tara hi doob gaya tha

She was a guitar of a hot song, and I was a note of a poetic song ... boss she was a star and my star had drowned

Jab pata na ho ki kahan hai engine ... na khareedo aaisi gaadi pyare Indian ... issi liye kehta hoon "Be Indian, Buy Indian"

When you don't know where is the engine ... then my fellow Indian don't buy that car ... and that's why I say "Be Indian, Buy Indian"

Jab bete ki ghar mein shikayatein aane lage aur gaon mein charcha hone lage ... toh samjho beta jawan ho gaya

When the complaints for a son start coming into the house and people start talking about it in the village ... then understand that he has become young

Jab audio ki vajah se video chalta hai ... usko picture kaise bula sakte hai ... it is not picture, it is mixture

When a video runs based on it's audio ... then how can you call it a picture ... it's not a picture, it's a mixture

Tu do baar BA karega na ... phir bhi BABA nahi ban sakta

Even if you do BA (Bachelor of Arts) twice ... then also you won't become a BABA (saint)

Husn ka deewana hoon ... kabhi bhawara, kabhi bulbul, kabhi parwana hoon

I am crazy for a beautiful body ... sometimes I am a bee, sometimes I am a bird, sometimes I am a lover

Kis kis ko yaad ki jiye, kis kis ko royiye ... aaram badi cheez hai, mooh dhakke soyiye

Who all to remember, who all to cry for ... resting is a big thing, cover your face and sleep

Agar sunne waala achcha ho ... toh mooh se achchi baatein apne aap nikalti hai

If the person listening is good ... then good words come out from the mouth by itself

Aap log isse poochiye, iske dhadakte dil se poochiye ... zameen se poocho, aasman se poocho, hawaon se poocho, fizaon se poocho, andheron se poocho, ujalon se poocho, chaand se poocho, sitaron se poocho, aandhi se poocho, toofan se poocho ... mujhe se poocho, mere baap se poocho, isse poocho, iske baap se poocho, mere ghar ke char char cartoon se poocho ... arre main kehta hoon aur toh aur in pattiyon se poocho, in pattiyon ke peeche jalti hui battiyon se poocho, is bikhare hue kaleen se poocho, girre hue tambu se toote hue bamboo se poocho ... poocho us zarre zarre tinke tinke se kitna pyar kiya hai main ne isse?

You people should ask her, ask her beating heart ... ask the ground, ask the sky, ask the wind, ask the atmosphere, ask the darkness, ask the brightness, ask the moon, ask the stars, ask the squall, ask the storm ... ask me, ask my father, ask her, ask her father, ask the four cartoons in my house ... infact I am saying that you should ask these leaves, ask the lights that are behind these leaves, ask this strewn carpet, ask this fallen shelter and broken bamboo ... ask every little thing and every drop how much have I loved her?

Mere paas car hai lekin main phir bhi bekaar hoon

I have a car but still I'm jobless

Har computer ki wahich kahani ... kahin porn star toh kahin sapnon ki rani

Every computer has the same story ... somewhere there is a porn star and somewhere there is a queen of dreams

Tu kya bolega deewane ... hamare ghar mein pehda ho gaya tu kaise, kya jaane

What will you say my son ... how the hell were you born in our house, who knows

Tera mooh baatein karta hue achcha nahi lagta hai ... Fevicol dhal uske andhar

Your mouth doesn't look talking ... put glue in it

Sari khudai ek taraf, joru ki bhai ek taraf

The whole world can be on one side, but I'll be on my brother-in-law's side

Hum Delhi waale mulk ke saath saath ... dil pe bhi hukumat karna jaante hai

We Delhiites along with ruling over the country ... also know how to rule over the heart

That's a sexy name and I must say that's a sexy frame

That's a sexy name and I must say that's a sexy frame

Is Bambai shehar mein jhagda karne se sar phoote na phoote ... lekin mohabbat karne se dil tootne ka guarantee

In the city of Mumbai when you fight, your head might break ... but if you fall in love, your heart is guaranteed to break

Khila hua gulaab aur laga hua julaab ... hamesha nahi rehte

A blossomed rose and purging ... don't stay forever