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# 1661
Jab sulphate, oxygen, nitrogen aur hydrogen in chaaron ko ek cylinder mein bhar do na ... toh choola nahi ghar jalta hai ... blast hota hai blast
When you add sulphate, oxygen, nitrogen and hydrogen all four together in a cylinder ... then a stove doesn't burn, but the whole house burns down ... it's a total blast

Kis Kisko Pyaar Karoon

Unknown

Technology & Science•House•Comedy
15
# 1662
Satyam, shivam, sundaram ... policesam, arrestam, andarham
Think about truth, godliness and beauty ... forget it since the police is coming to arrest you and take you into captivity

Dream Girl (1977)

Dharmendra

Comedy•Police•Truth & Honesty
15
# 1663
Woh item number ka guitar thi, main sufi gaane ka ek tara ... boss woh star thi aur mera toh tara hi doob gaya tha
She was a guitar of a hot song, and I was a note of a poetic song ... boss she was a star and my star had drowned

The Dirty Picture

Emraan Hashmi

Music•Comedy
Play Video
15
# 1664
Jab pata na ho ki kahan hai engine ... na khareedo aaisi gaadi pyare Indian ... issi liye kehta hoon "Be Indian, Buy Indian"
When you don't know where is the engine ... then my fellow Indian don't buy that car ... and that's why I say "Be Indian, Buy Indian"

Haqeeqat (1995)

Johnny Lever

Transportation•Comedy•Patriotism
15
# 1665
Jab bete ki ghar mein shikayatein aane lage aur gaon mein charcha hone lage ... toh samjho beta jawan ho gaya
When the complaints for a son start coming into the house and people start talking about it in the village ... then understand that he has become young

Tum Mere Ho

Ishrat Ali

Comedy•House•Village
15
# 1666
Jab audio ki vajah se video chalta hai ... usko picture kaise bula sakte hai ... it is not picture, it is mixture
When a video runs based on it's audio ... then how can you call it a picture ... it's not a picture, it's a mixture

Shamitabh

Amitabh Bachchan

Comedy
Play Video
15
# 1667
Tu do baar BA karega na ... phir bhi BABA nahi ban sakta
Even if you do BA (Bachelor of Arts) twice ... then also you won't become a BABA (saint)

Singham Returns

Amole Gupte

Education•Comedy
15
# 1668
Husn ka deewana hoon ... kabhi bhawara, kabhi bulbul, kabhi parwana hoon
I am crazy for a beautiful body ... sometimes I am a bee, sometimes I am a bird, sometimes I am a lover

Ajooba

Rishi Kapoor

Comedy•Animals & Birds
15
# 1669
Kis kis ko yaad ki jiye, kis kis ko royiye ... aaram badi cheez hai, mooh dhakke soyiye
Who all to remember, who all to cry for ... resting is a big thing, cover your face and sleep

Mafia

Mohan Joshi

Shayari•Comedy
15
# 1670
Agar sunne waala achcha ho ... toh mooh se achchi baatein apne aap nikalti hai
If the person listening is good ... then good words come out from the mouth by itself

Milenge Milenge

Shahid Kapoor

Comedy
15
# 1671
Aap log isse poochiye, iske dhadakte dil se poochiye ... zameen se poocho, aasman se poocho, hawaon se poocho, fizaon se poocho, andheron se poocho, ujalon se poocho, chaand se poocho, sitaron se poocho, aandhi se poocho, toofan se poocho ... mujhe se poocho, mere baap se poocho, isse poocho, iske baap se poocho, mere ghar ke char char cartoon se poocho ... arre main kehta hoon aur toh aur in pattiyon se poocho, in pattiyon ke peeche jalti hui battiyon se poocho, is bikhare hue kaleen se poocho, girre hue tambu se toote hue bamboo se poocho ... poocho us zarre zarre tinke tinke se kitna pyar kiya hai main ne isse?
You people should ask her, ask her beating heart ... ask the ground, ask the sky, ask the wind, ask the atmosphere, ask the darkness, ask the brightness, ask the moon, ask the stars, ask the squall, ask the storm ... ask me, ask my father, ask her, ask her father, ask the four cartoons in my house ... infact I am saying that you should ask these leaves, ask the lights that are behind these leaves, ask this strewn carpet, ask this fallen shelter and broken bamboo ... ask every little thing and every drop how much have I loved her?

Hadh Kar Di Aapne

Govinda

Romance•Comedy
Play Video
15
# 1672
Mere paas car hai lekin main phir bhi bekaar hoon
I have a car but still I'm jobless

Humjoli

Mehmood

Job & Career•Transportation•Comedy
15
# 1673
Har computer ki wahich kahani ... kahin porn star toh kahin sapnon ki rani
Every computer has the same story ... somewhere there is a porn star and somewhere there is a queen of dreams

Bobby Jasoos

Unknown

Technology & Science•Adult•Comedy
15
# 1674
Tu kya bolega deewane ... hamare ghar mein pehda ho gaya tu kaise, kya jaane
What will you say my son ... how the hell were you born in our house, who knows

Heer Raanjha

Sapru

House•Comedy
15
# 1675
Tera mooh baatein karta hue achcha nahi lagta hai ... Fevicol dhal uske andhar
Your mouth doesn't look talking ... put glue in it

Judwaa

Kader Khan

Comedy
Play Video
15
# 1676
Sari khudai ek taraf, joru ki bhai ek taraf
The whole world can be on one side, but I'll be on my brother-in-law's side

Unknown

Family•Comedy
15
# 1677
Hum Delhi waale mulk ke saath saath ... dil pe bhi hukumat karna jaante hai
We Delhiites along with ruling over the country ... also know how to rule over the heart

Chandni

Rishi Kapoor

Romance•Comedy
15
# 1678
That's a sexy name and I must say that's a sexy frame
That's a sexy name and I must say that's a sexy frame

Heyy Babyy

Akshay Kumar

Adult•Comedy
Play Video
15
# 1679
Is Bambai shehar mein jhagda karne se sar phoote na phoote ... lekin mohabbat karne se dil tootne ka guarantee
In the city of Mumbai when you fight, your head might break ... but if you fall in love, your heart is guaranteed to break

Raju Ban Gaya Gentleman

Nana Patekar

City & Places•Comedy
15
# 1680
Khila hua gulaab aur laga hua julaab ... hamesha nahi rehte
A blossomed rose and purging ... don't stay forever

One Two Three

Manoj Pahwa

Flowers & Trees•Comedy
15
Songs - Comedy
Mere Angne Mein
Laawaris (1981)
 Aunty No. 1
Aunty No. 1
Aunty No. 1
 Dhol Bajake
Dhol Bajake
Dhol
 Tum Tata Ho Ya Birla
Tum Tata Ho Ya Birla
Chor Machaaye Shor
 Bade Kaam Ka Bandar
Bade Kaam Ka Bandar
Aankhen (1993)
 Main Toh Raste Se Ja Raha Tha
Main Toh Raste Se Ja Raha Tha
Coolie No. 1 (1995)
 Main Hoon Jhumroo
Main Hoon Jhumroo
Jhumroo
 Lungi Dance
Lungi Dance
Chennai Express
 Baap Numbri Beta Dus Numbri
Baap Numbri Beta Dus Numbri
Baap Numbri Beta Dus Numbri
 My Name Is Lakhan
My Name Is Lakhan
Ram Lakhan

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