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# 2821

Bade bade deshon mein aisi choti choti baatein bade bade kaand macha deti hai


In big countries such small things end up causing big scandals

# 2822

Your heart is dhak-dhak ... my heart is also dhak-dhak ... why waste the time with bak-bak


Your heart is beating fast ... my heart is also beating fast ... so why waste the time with talking then

# 2823

Tujh jaise doston ki wajah se life insurance ka ijaad hua tha ... ki bhai sahab life aapki le na le, aise haraamkhor dost zaroor le lenge ... karva lo policy


Life insurance was invented because of friends like you ... because if life doesn't screw you, then your bastard friends will definitely screw you ... so do get a policy

# 2824

Yahan tourist guide, jyotish wala, ayurved wala, allopathy, homeopathy, Sitapati, Ganpati, Laxmipati sara main hi hoon ... all in all main hi hoon


Over here I'm the tourist guide, astrologer, ayurvedic practitioner, allopathy doctor, homeopathy doctor, Lord Rama, Lord Ganesh, Lord Vishnu ... all in all I'm everything here

# 2825

Yeh drugs hai woh bimaari joh sab pe padhe bhaari ... aaj iski baari toh kal uski baari ... ab teri baari


Drugs is a disease that takes over everyone ... today it's his turn and tomorrow it'll be someone else's ... now it's your turn

# 2826

Acting kya hai, oxygen hai ... uske bagaira mar jayenge


Acting is nothing but oxygen ... we'll die without it

# 2827

Bachon ke liye toy aur jawan ke liye enjoy ... must hai


Toys for kids and enjoyment for a young person ... both are a must

# 2828

I don't know what is this funda ... once my heart was so thanda ... jab paas aayi yeh hottie ... now love is god, I am uska banda


I don't know what is this fundamental ... as once my heart was so cold ... but when this hottie came close to me ... since then love is god and I am her man

# 2829

Nazaron ke ojhal bhai aur pardesi ki lugaai ... kabhi bhi bhigad sakte hai


A brother who's stays away from your eyes and the wife of a foreigner ... can become naughty anytime

# 2830

Kya kadardano se yeh mehfil khali hai ... na kahin seeti na kahin taali hai


Doesn't this gathering have people who appreciate ... because I can't hear whistles or clapping

# 2831

Kayi baar off-beat cheezein logon ko beat pe laati hai


Many times off-beat things bring a person in sync with the beat

# 2832

Jab do akalmand ek doosre ko bewakoof banate hai ... toh is mein samay aur shabdh dono barbaad hote hai


When two smart people try to make a fool out of each other ... then in that both time and words are wasted

# 2833

Maana ki yeh flashback ki story hai ... par kya yeh rhyming zaroori hai


I agree that this is a story of flahsback ... but is this rhyming necessary

# 2834

Abhe tune teri shakal dekhi hai ... chudail kahinki ... tere mooh pe toh main paadon bhi nahi


Have you seen your face ... you're like a witch ... I wouldn't even fart on your face

# 2835

Shaadi karne ka sirf ek hi faiyda hai ... ki agar aadmi markar narak mein bhi jaaye ... toh lagta hai swarg mein aa gaya


There is only one advantage of getting married ... that even if a person goes to hell after dying ... then it feels like heaven

# 2836

Aapki yeh-ich baat ne na mere dil ko touch kiya hai ... ki aapne mereko touch nahi kiya karke


This quality of yours has touched my heart ... that you didn't touch me

# 2837

Romance time dekh karke todhi na aata hai ... romance bhi divorce ki tarah ho jaata hai bas


Romance doesn't happen looking at the time ... romance also happens by itself, just like divorce

# 2838

Tum jeeyo hazaron saal aur saal ke din ho pachaas hazar ... aur raatein ho ek lakh pachaas hazar


May you live a 1000 years and may every year have 50,000 days ... and may every year have 150,000 nights

# 2839

Tumne toh bina petrol ke mere dil mein woh aag laga di hai ... jisse samundar bhi nahi bujha sakta


Even without petrol you've started that fire in my heart ... which even the ocean can't extinguish

# 2840

Har daffa khaya hai milkar thappad tujhse ... mere mehboob kahin aur mila kar mujhse


Every time I have met you I have been slapped ... oh my love meet me somewhere else

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