Hoshiyaari toh hoshiyaar logon se ki jaati hai

Agar tujhe dulha no. 1 banna hai, uske liye tujhe gunda no. 1 banna padega ... tab jaake tujhe heroine no. 1 milegi

Bhagwan jisse kisi kaam ke liye pehda nahi karta na ... usse seth bana deta hai

Apne mooh ki kamaan se shabdon ke tootte huye teer mat choda kar

Mehnat ki kamai sugandhit hoti hai ... bhale woh mehnat kisi aur ki kyun na ho

Hasso mat ... aaj se tumhare rone ke din shuru ho gaye hai

Main toh aapse dur rehna chahta hoon ... magar yeh kambhakt haath uchal uchal ke, uchal uchal ke ... tumse chipak jaata hai

Oye kabhi apne aap ko bhi ghuma diya kar ... please

Apne desh mein biwiyan nahi badal sakte na ... is liye yeh secretary badalta hai

Mumbai shehar ki har bimaari hum mein dekh kar bhaag jati hai

Hum crime ke tambu mein, yun bambu ghusedenge

Jab koi jawan ladki saath mein ho toh veerane mein hi mazaa aata hai, darling

You're a poet and we didn't even know it

Itna roye, itna roye ... laga jaise municipality ka gutter phat gaya ho

Zabaan hai ki Japanese pankha hai ... hilate hi ja raha hai

Samaaj se gandagi saaf karne ka keeda hai mere andar

First jump and then pump

Raat toh gayi, magar baat nahin gayi

Thair paapi ... main teri zubaan kheench ke loonga

Uska cash bhi bounce hota hai