Uska cash bhi bounce hota hai

Bade bade deshon mein aisi choti choti baatein bade bade kaand macha deti hai

Your heart is dhak-dhak ... my heart is also dhak-dhak ... why waste the time with bak-bak

Tujh jaise doston ki wajah se life insurance ka ijaad hua tha ... ki bhai sahab life aapki le na le, aise haraamkhor dost zaroor le lenge ... karva lo policy

Yahan tourist guide, jyotish wala, ayurved wala, allopathy, homeopathy, Sitapati, Ganpati, Laxmipati sara main hi hoon ... all in all main hi hoon

Yeh drugs hai woh bimaari joh sab pe padhe bhaari ... aaj iski baari toh kal uski baari ... ab teri baari

Acting kya hai, oxygen hai ... uske bagaira mar jayenge

Bachon ke liye toy aur jawan ke liye enjoy ... must hai

I don't know what is this funda ... once my heart was so thanda ... jab paas aayi yeh hottie ... now love is god, I am uska banda

Nazaron ke ojhal bhai aur pardesi ki lugaai ... kabhi bhi bhigad sakte hai

Kya kadardano se yeh mehfil khali hai ... na kahin seeti na kahin taali hai

Kayi baar off-beat cheezein logon ko beat pe laati hai

Jab do akalmand ek doosre ko bewakoof banate hai ... toh is mein samay aur shabdh dono barbaad hote hai

Maana ki yeh flashback ki story hai ... par kya yeh rhyming zaroori hai

Abhe tune teri shakal dekhi hai ... chudail kahinki ... tere mooh pe toh main paadon bhi nahi

Shaadi karne ka sirf ek hi faiyda hai ... ki agar aadmi markar narak mein bhi jaaye ... toh lagta hai swarg mein aa gaya

Aapki yeh-ich baat ne na mere dil ko touch kiya hai ... ki aapne mereko touch nahi kiya karke

Romance time dekh karke todhi na aata hai ... romance bhi divorce ki tarah ho jaata hai bas

Tum jeeyo hazaron saal aur saal ke din ho pachaas hazar ... aur raatein ho ek lakh pachaas hazar

Tumne toh bina petrol ke mere dil mein woh aag laga di hai ... jisse samundar bhi nahi bujha sakta