Jab miya bibi raazi, toh kya karengi maaji?

Awaara lafango ke tarah ghoom kar sirf waqt kaata jaa sakta hai ... poori umar nahi

Naye jooton ki tarah shuru mein naye naye afsar bhi kaatte hai

Yeh crorepati hai, yeh arabpati hai ... magar aaise rehte hai jaise chai ki patti hai

Mazaak ko chewing gum ke maafik kheechne ka nahi

Jab tak machli khud ba khud kaante ki nazdeek na aaye ... kaanta machli toh kya, ek machchar bhi nahi maar sakta

Tera bachcha jug jug jiye ... bada hoke tera khoon piye

Inke logic ka joh switch hai na woh hamesha off rehta hai ... aur agar galati se kabhi on bhi ho gaya ... toh regulator joh hai na hamesha zero pe hi rehta hai

Joh aadmi pehda hoke susu nahi sue karta hai ... bada hoke kitna bada suvar banega

Kyun meri Kashmir jaisi zindagi ko Kurukshetra banane pe tuli ho?

Pehli baar sunne mein tera har idea bahut achcha lagta hai ... baad mein saala kachcha nikalta hai

Meri biwi toh space mein ghumti us satellite ki tarah hai ... joh chaubeeso ghante mere sar par mandrati hai aur mujhpar nazar rakhti hai

Ladki aur kadki ... Meet ka baal bhi baanka nahi kar sakti

Ek thi Rajesh Khanna ki "Haathi Mere Saathi" ... aur ek meri hai haath hi mere saathi

Ek baar joh biwi ke saamne jhuka ... samjho jhukta hi chala gaya

Jab mile badiya toh kaun dekhega budiya

Do do glass daalte hai andhar ghata-ghat ... aur phir pyar ke saagar mein tayrenge phata-phat

Desi maal dikhta chalu hai ... lekin ek baar chalu ho gaya na toh phaadke rakh dega

Hai rabba, main hoon iska abba ... main engine aur yeh mera dabba

Daal mein kaala ho ya garam masala ... kahan chup gaya hai saala?