Subah shyam thari ghani yaad aave se, saari raat mujhe jagave se ... aur karne ko toh karlo call tujhe, par customer care ki wah chori baar baar balance low batave se

Leave my red rose you bloody red bullies ... varna tum sabka red red blood flow hoga in all the gallis

Main mazaak nahi ... bullet chhodta hoon

Beauty lies in the eyes of the beer holder

Bhere izz my passport and biza

Shanti shanti ... do minute shanti ... uske baad kranti

Badalo hat jao dedo raah jaane ke liye ... ke Laila aa rahi hai Majnu se ishq farmaane ke liye

Angrez log jab hamari shaadi dikhate hai toh usse bolte hai "Monsoon Wedding" ... aur jab Hindustani log shaadi dikhate hai toh usko bolte hai "Soon-Soon Wedding" ... iska matlab chat mangni pat wedding

Baat ka devta nahi hai yeh ... laat ka bhoot hai yeh

Oh kuch chup karke bol!

Baja toh rahe ho dunka ... par jana na padhe Sri Lanka

Kal kare so aaj kar, aaj kare so ab ... chalo mere gundon milkar maaro sab

Cancer ke mareez ka ilaaj ho sakta hai magar ... mohabbat ke maare ka nahi

Kya garmi hai inke pyar mein ... undon mein se bachche nikal aaye

Kichad toh kisi bhi sabun se dhul sakta hai ... lekin tumhare dimaag mein joh amiri ka kichad bhara hai na ... woh kisi sabun se nahi dhul sakta

Mooch ka baal nikla nahi, shuru ho gaya haram kaari karne

Tu idiot box dekh dekh ke idiot jaisi baatein karti hai

Yeh unnees reel ki film hai ... aage aage dekho hota hai kya

Shaant gadadhari Bheem, shaant

Uska cash bhi bounce hota hai