Paisa kamane ke do raaste hai ... ek shortcut aur doosra chota shortcut

Gale lagata hoon bas ... gale mein latkata nahi hoon kisi ko

Upar se hum hain saath saath ... aur andhar se hum aapke hai kaun

Comedy toh abhi abhi shuru ki hai beta ... action main tees saal se karta aa raha hoon

Hamara naam hamari personality ko shoba deta hai ... Chulbul Pandey

Bhai yeh room toh ... shuru hote hi khatam ho gaya

Bheje ko pant se nikaal le ghadeda

Tu murghi hai mere ghar ki ... aur main hoon tera murgha, woh bhi tharki

Ek da vada dil aur duje de vade vade bill

Tum oxygen aur main double hydrogen ... hamari chemistry ekdum pani ki tarah hai

Abhi thodu tension, pachee tane full attention

Tu bottle soongta reh jayega aur meri khatam ho jayegi

Kya ladki hai yaar ... baal silky silky, gaal milky milky ... yeh toh chalti phirti vanilla ice cream hai

Bade mazaaki ho ... bade mazaaki ho

Saale luche, tuche ... bazaaru mohalle ke guche

Tujhko dekhenge sitare toh ziya mangenge, aur pyase teri zulfon se ghata mangenge ... apne kaandhe se dupatta na sarakne dena, varna budhe bhi jawani ki dua mangenge

Maa ki jhooti kasam nahi khaate hai ... jhootiya saala

Millimeter ab centimeter joh ban gaya hai

Connection bhi na kamaal ki cheez hai ... bas ho gaya toh ho gaya ... Wi-Fi, bluetooth se bhi zyada strong hai apna connection

Tu agar upar nahi gaya na ... toh ek din bahut upar jayega