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# 241
Tu murghi hai mere ghar ki ... aur main hoon tera murgha, woh bhi tharki
You are the chicken of my house ... and I am your rooster, and that to flirty
# 242
Comedy toh abhi abhi shuru ki hai beta ... action main tees saal se karta aa raha hoon
Son, I have just started with comedy ... but I have been doing action since 30 years
# 243
No drinking, no smoking ... no der se aana aur yahan se jitna jaldi ho chale jaana
No drinking, no smoking ... no coming late and leave from here as soon as possible
# 244
Bheje ko pant se nikaal le ghadeda
Remove your brain from your pants you fool
# 245
Jitni tumhari saal bhar ki kamai hai ... utne rupaiy ke surf aur sabun se ... meri haveli ke farsh dhoye jaate hai
Whatever you earn in a year ... powder and soap of that much amount is used ... to wash the floors of my mansion
# 246
Tu bottle soongta reh jayega aur meri khatam ho jayegi
You will remain behind smelling the bottle while I finish mine
# 247
Saale luche, tuche ... bazaaru mohalle ke guche
Bloody naughty swine ... you are the product of a cheap market
# 248
Tu agar upar nahi gaya na ... toh ek din bahut upar jayega
If you don't get killed ... then one day you will reach great heights
# 249
Kya ladki hai yaar ... baal silky silky, gaal milky milky ... yeh toh chalti phirti vanilla ice cream hai
What a girl she is ... her hair is silky silky, her cheeks are milky milky ... she is a moving vanilla ice cream
# 250
Baby ki zimmedari uthana toh door ... main toh baby ko hi nahi utha pa raha tha
Forget carrying the babies responsibility ... I wasn't even able to carry the baby
# 251
Tum oxygen aur main double hydrogen ... hamari chemistry ekdum pani ki tarah hai
You are oxygen and I am double hydrogen ... our chemistry is just like water
# 252
Abhi thodu tension, pachee tane full attention
Now I am in a little bit of tension, but later I will give you full attention
# 253
London ... bebe Punjab jaisa hi hai ... bus farak aina hai ki London mein Punjabi zyada hai
London ... mom its just like Punjab ... the only difference is that there are more Punjabi's in London
# 254
Hamara naam hamari personality ko shoba deta hai ... Chulbul Pandey
My name suites my personality very well ... Chulbul Pandey
# 255
Dekho, mujhe befuzool baat karne ki aadat toh hai nahi
Look, I don't like to talk nonsense
# 256
Bhai yeh room toh ... shuru hote hi khatam ho gaya
Brother what room is this ... it ends as it starts
# 257
Super fast ladki ho ya super fast gaadi ... tumhe dekh ke top gear mein aa jati hai
Be it a super fast girl or a super fast car ... seeing you they get into the top gear
# 258
Joh ladki hum mein chahiye usse hum nahi chahiye ... aur jisse hum chahiye woh kisko chahiye
The girl that I want doesn't want me ... and the girl that wants me, who wants her
# 259
Dil achcha ho ya na ho ... lekin shakal, surat aur kapde achche hone chahiye
Whether your heart is good or not ... but your face, looks and clothes must be good
# 260
Najayaz are born out of love ... real sons out of duty
Illegitimate kids are born out of love ... real sons out of duty
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