Ab saale ek number ke bikhari, baasi tarkari ... gud ki bimaari

Paisa kamane ke do raaste hai ... ek shortcut aur doosra chota shortcut

Gale lagata hoon bas ... gale mein latkata nahi hoon kisi ko

Bheje ko pant se nikaal le ghadeda

Ek da vada dil aur duje de vade vade bill

Bhai yeh room toh ... shuru hote hi khatam ho gaya

Bade mazaaki ho ... bade mazaaki ho

Comedy toh abhi abhi shuru ki hai beta ... action main tees saal se karta aa raha hoon

Tum oxygen aur main double hydrogen ... hamari chemistry ekdum pani ki tarah hai

Tu murghi hai mere ghar ki ... aur main hoon tera murgha, woh bhi tharki

Hamara naam hamari personality ko shoba deta hai ... Chulbul Pandey

Tu bottle soongta reh jayega aur meri khatam ho jayegi

Kya ladki hai yaar ... baal silky silky, gaal milky milky ... yeh toh chalti phirti vanilla ice cream hai

Abhi thodu tension, pachee tane full attention

Saale luche, tuche ... bazaaru mohalle ke guche

Tu agar upar nahi gaya na ... toh ek din bahut upar jayega

Maa ki jhooti kasam nahi khaate hai ... jhootiya saala

London ... bebe Punjab jaisa hi hai ... bus farak aina hai ki London mein Punjabi zyada hai

Baby ki zimmedari uthana toh door ... main toh baby ko hi nahi utha pa raha tha

Tujhko dekhenge sitare toh ziya mangenge, aur pyase teri zulfon se ghata mangenge ... apne kaandhe se dupatta na sarakne dena, varna budhe bhi jawani ki dua mangenge