London ... bebe Punjab jaisa hi hai ... bus farak aina hai ki London mein Punjabi zyada hai

Itni choti hokar teacher ... amazing

Textbook se copy karta hua student ... aur tees maar khan ke bheje se nikla hua plan ... kabhi fail nahi ho sakta

Zindagi ka mazaa toh khatte mein hi hai

Joh ladki hum mein chahiye usse hum nahi chahiye ... aur jisse hum chahiye woh kisko chahiye

Baby ki zimmedari uthana toh door ... main toh baby ko hi nahi utha pa raha tha

Raja ki izzat hai na koi Saundarya sabun ki tikiya nahi hai ... joh tu gis-giske dho-dhoke phek daale

Ladki aur rocket insaan ko kahin bhi le ja sakte hai

(Yeh joh hum kar rahe hai, yeh theek hai) ... Ghor paap hai ... lekin yeh paap na baar baar karne se dhul jaata hai

Badtameezi ek bimaari hai ... aaisi bimaari joh dheere dheere waqt ke saath budhape mein badal jaati hai ... main kehta hoon jab tak budhapa nahi aata ... todhi badtameezi hi kar lete hai

George Michael ka pata nahi ... but have faith in me

Super fast ladki ho ya super fast gaadi ... tumhe dekh ke top gear mein aa jati hai

Najayaz are born out of love ... real sons out of duty

Jaise har double cross dokha hota hai ... jaise har boundary chauka hota hai ... vaise hi mooh kholne ka bhi sahi mauka hota hai

Dil achcha ho ya na ho ... lekin shakal, surat aur kapde achche hone chahiye

Banta nahi hero muscle yah metal parts se ... banta hai aur mitta hai superhero sirf apne heart se

Tujhe chaand de diya toh baki sab Eid kaise manayenge ... aur taare dilwa diye toh chaand akela padh jayega na

Shaadi pyar ka the end hai

Mujhe apne aap ko zinda rakhna suit karta hai

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