Tu original piece hai

Shaadi pyar ka the end hai

Hamari goli jaan nahi leti boss ... doosro ke andhar janwar jaga deti hai

Bhai bahut badiyan, bahut badiyan, bahut badiyan!

Mujhe do tarah ki ladkiyan pasand nahi aati ... ek woh joh mere pass aane mein bahut derr lagaye aur doosri woh joh bahut jaldi aa jaye

Roop rang mein gori ho chahe kaali ho ... khushnaseeb woh jija hai jiski saali ho

Dost mujhe Majnu bulate hai

Kya karen badi buri aadat hai hamari ... nark ke darwaaze ke samne khade hokar paap karte hai

Aaj kal ke daud mein hasi ki phasal ughti kahan hai

Che din ladki in ... sirf che din!

Main serial killer, tum serial kisser ... kya jodi hai

Jaise har Coke cola nahi hota ... jaise har chana chola nahi hota ... vaise hi har masoom dekhne waala bhola nahi hota

I don't like this gun goli ... I only want tan choli

Mere mooh mat lagna ... main sehat ke liye bahut hanikarak hoon

Aye hanger pe tange huye kaale kapde

Mujhe yaad kiye bina toh achche logon ki misaal nahi di jaati

You have bloody piles in your brains

Kya tum mantally challenged ho my bwoy?

Sorry ji, galat ungli ho gayi

Utha le re baba, utha le ... mereko nahi re, in dono ko utha le