Aye hanger pe tange huye kaale kapde

Hamari goli jaan nahi leti boss ... doosro ke andhar janwar jaga deti hai

Woh Rambo ka baap hai, Terminator ka chacha hai, Rocky ka dadu hai aur Bruce Lee ka nana hai ... last action hero hai woh

Crime master Gogo naam hai mera ... aankhen nikaal kar gotiyaan khelta hoon main

Dost mujhe Majnu bulate hai

Che din ladki in ... sirf che din!

Subah subah shuru ho gayi Madonna

Yeh toh 'sh' se shayari ho gayi

I don't like this gun goli ... I only want tan choli

Mujhe yaad kiye bina toh achche logon ki misaal nahi di jaati

Aaj kal ke daud mein hasi ki phasal ughti kahan hai

Mujhe do tarah ki ladkiyan pasand nahi aati ... ek woh joh mere pass aane mein bahut derr lagaye aur doosri woh joh bahut jaldi aa jaye

Abhe oh ujhdi hui riyasat ke lutte huye sultan

Bhai bahut badiyan, bahut badiyan, bahut badiyan!

Jaise har Coke cola nahi hota ... jaise har chana chola nahi hota ... vaise hi har masoom dekhne waala bhola nahi hota

Roop rang mein gori ho chahe kaali ho ... khushnaseeb woh jija hai jiski saali ho

Shakal se to bidi ke kharkhane ka mazdoor lagta hai ... saala choosa hua aam

Kya karen badi buri aadat hai hamari ... nark ke darwaaze ke samne khade hokar paap karte hai

Main serial killer, tum serial kisser ... kya jodi hai

Mere mooh mat lagna ... main sehat ke liye bahut hanikarak hoon