Sahi sahi bata scene kya hai ... Valentine wali date ya seedha Karwa Chauth celebrate

Dost harami ho toh aata hai maza ... aur premi harami ho toh jeevan ban jaye saza

Mann mein jab jhol ho aur chaddi mein hole ho ... toh aap jitna bhi beparwah ghoomo ... duniya ko sab dikh hi raha hota hai

Jawani mein aise pyar bhare kaand karne chahiye ... varna bhudape mein Ganga mein jaake dhoyenge kya

Besharam gende ki behaya khaal ... bina pancho ki chaupal

Jitna dimaag tere paas hai na ... utna mera kharab rehta hai

Hone wale miyan ke tareefon ke pul baand rahe hai ... baraat kam lagta hai khule saand khade hai ... aise bhi kya heere jadhe hai ... darshan chote bas naam badhe hai

Dena hai poora do sammaan ... mat do adhoora gyaan

Apun patang, woh apni dor ... woh morni, apun uska mor

Uski ghadi mein har waqt sadhe chhe hi bajhe rehte hai

Banda joh hai na, ishq joh hai Katrina Kaif se kar sakta hai ... Mohammad Kaif se nahi

Ab woh zamana gaya jahan lovers yahan markar upar milne ki koshish karenge ... ab woh zamana hai jahan lovers doosron ko upar pahunchakar khud yahan rahenge

Tera bhi jawaab nahi uparwaale ... chokri na mili, naukri mil gayi ... stree na mili, istree mil gayi

Musibate teen sau saat ... phir bhi saala thaat pe thaat

Tum dono bhai behan ne milkar meri maa behan kar di hai

Lakshmi darwaaze par hoti hai aur badnaseeb insaan mooh dhone gaya hota hai ... lekin yahan toh saala yeh hugne gaya tha

Yeh ladki hai ya qayamat ... arre yeh sapna hai ki haqeeqat

Nahi dalenge hum haath izzat pe tumhari ... pehnayenge mangalsutra yahi khwaish hai hamari

Jabse dekha hai maine is daas ko ... na Shakespeare ko padha hai na Kalidas ko

Janam tera is duniya mein kabhi nahi hoga ... main shaadi nahi karoonga, tu paida kaise hoga?