Ravan bola main bada main bada main bada ... Navagraha mere singhasan ke neeche pada ... bakht bola tu kaika bada ... tu toh che mahina Bali ki kankh mein pada

Ravan said I'm big ... the nine planets are below my throne ... the devotee asked how are you big ... you were lying for six months in the armpit of (king) Bali

Bazaar mein behti tawaif aur aapke kanoon ke rakhwaalon mein koi fark nahi hai ... fark hai toh sirf itna, ki woh apna jism bechti hai aur yeh apna imaan

There is no difference between a prostitute sitting in the market and your people who protect the law ... and if there is a difference then it is only that, she sells her body and they sell their dignity

Abhe sadhe huye aam ki gutli ... bagair chai ki ketli ... paan ki potli ... bagair aankh ki putli

Hey you bunch of rotten mangoes ... kettle without any tea ... bag of betel leaves ... puppet without eyes

Jab dus kamine marte hai toh ek kutta pehda hota hai ... jab sau kutte marte hai toh ek soovar pehda hota hai ... aur jab ek hazaar soovar marte hai toh ek bhadwa pehda hota hai ... aur jab ek lakh bhadwe marte hai tab tujh jaisa ek ganda neta pehda hota hai

When 10 assholes die then one dog is born ... when 100 dogs die then one pig is born ... when 1000 pigs die then one pimp is born ... and when 100,000 pimps die then one dirty politician like you is born

Abhe shamshaan ke hone waale mehmaan

A you upcoming guest of a mortuary

Is desh ki mitti ke ghar kahi baar toote hain ... magar is desh ki mitti ka mard kabhi nahin toota hai

Houses made from the soil of this country have broken many a times ... but man made from the soil of this country has never broken

Zindagi mein bada aadmi banne ka sapna maine dekha hai ... usse saakar karne ke liye joh keemat chukani padegi woh bhi main hi chukaonga

I'm the one who has dreamt about becoming a big person in life ... and hence I'll be the one who pays the price that is needed to fulfill that dream

Yeh duniya jhoot ke paiyon par chalne waali woh gaadi hai ... jis mein petrol ki jagah gareebon ke armaan jalte hai

This world is a car that runs on the wheels of lies ... which burns the hopes of the poor people rather than petrol

Is sansar mein koi kisi ka malik nahi aur koi kisi ka naukar nahi ... sabka malik ek hai woh upar waala ... hum sab ussi ke naukar hai

In this world no one is a boss of anyone and no one is a servant of anyone ... there is only one boss, the God ... and we all are his servants

Haraam ki daulat, zabardasti ka pyar aur ganda badbudar khana ... in teeno ka ek hi hashar hona chahiye ... inhe uthakar kachre ke dabbe mein phek dena chahiye

Unlawful wealth, forceful love and dirty stinky food ... these three things must be treated in one way only ... they must be picked up and thrown in a thrash can

Hamari ragon mein hamari maa ka doodh aur shudh Gangajal beh raha hai

My mom's milk and the pure water from the river Ganga is flowing in my veins

Aap jis school ki KG mein padh rahe hai na ... hum uske principal reh chuke hai

The school in which you are studying Kindergarten ... I have been the principal of that school

Duniya banane waale kya tere mann mein samayi ... kahe ko ghadi banayi

Hey God what was in your heart ... why did you make the clock

Chalo meri jaan ... chal kar lagayein pyar ki dukaan

Let's go sweetheart ... let's go and open the shop of love

Sharaab bhi aaisi cheez hai ... koi gham mein peeta hai toh koi khushi mein ... magar main sharaab is liye peeyonga ... ki ab na gham raha na khushi

Alcohol is such a thing that ... someone drinks in sorrow and someone drinks in happiness ... but I'll drink alcohol because ... now there is no sorrow and no happiness left for me

Zindagi mein jitne chahe dushman bana lena ... magar kabhi kisi ko apna dost nahi banana ... kyun ki dost ek aisa naag hai jis logon ko peekar jeeta hai ... ek din apna saara zehar us hi logon mein bhar deta hai

Make as many enemies as you want in your life ... but don't make anyone as your friend ... because a friend is a snake ... who puts all his poison in the person who helps him to live

No underwear in this world can live without nada and no nada in this world can live without underwear ... because they are inseparable, they love each other, they are incomplete without each other ... that's why they have to live together ... ek saath Dhobi Ghat par dhulne ke liye jaate hai, ek saath sookhte hai aur doobara maile hokar Dhobi Ghat par chale jaate hai ... underwear aur nada se duniya ko ekta ka sabak lena chahiye

No underwear in this world can live without string and no string in this world can live without underwear ... because they are inseparable, they love each other, they are incomplete without each other ... that's why they have to live together ... they go together to Dhobi Ghat to get washed, they dry together and they get dirty again and go to Dhobi Ghat ... the world should learn the lesson of unity from the underwear and the string

Is shehar ki barsaat ka, neta ki baat ka aur producer ki zaat ka ... kabhi bharosa nahi karna chahiye ... kyun ki yeh sab jhoot bechte hai

You should never trust the rain of this city, the words of a politician and the persona of a producer ... because all of these sell lies

Yeh duniya gham toh deti hai, lekin sharikh-e-gham nahi hoti ... aur is duniya mein kisi ke door jaane se na, mohabbat kam nahi hoti

This world gives you sorrow, but it doesn't participate in that sorrow ... and in this world just by someone going far away, the love doesn't decrease

Agar mere maa baap ko kuch hua na ... kaat daloonga

If anything happens to my parents ... then I will cut you into pieces