Collar hilaonga toh dollar girega ... kamar hilaonga toh rupaya girega

If I shake my collar then dollars will drop ... if I shake my waist then rupees will fall

Bahut hi jald is sadak par joh sabse bada bangla hoga woh Raj Malhotra ka hoga ... jis building mein tumhara office hai, uske top floor ke upar joh sabsa bada office hoga woh Raj Malhotra ka hoga ... aur joh signal par sabse badi gaadi rukegi woh Raj Malhotra ki hogi ... aur tum toh achchi tarah se jaante ho ki Raj Malhotra main hoon

Very soon the biggest bungalow on this street will be Raj Malhotra's ... the building in which your office is there, the biggest office that will be there on its top floor will be Raj Malhotra's ... the biggest car that will stop on the signal will be Raj Malhotra's ... and you know it very well that I'm Raj Malhotra

Zindagi mein bada aadmi banne ka sapna maine dekha hai ... usse saakar karne ke liye joh keemat chukani padegi woh bhi main hi chukaonga

I'm the one who has dreamt about becoming a big person in life ... and hence I'll be the one who pays the price that is needed to fulfill that dream

Duniya banane waale kya tere mann mein samayi ... kahe ko ghadi banayi

Hey God what was in your heart ... why did you make the clock

Bazaar mein behti tawaif aur aapke kanoon ke rakhwaalon mein koi fark nahi hai ... fark hai toh sirf itna, ki woh apna jism bechti hai aur yeh apna imaan

There is no difference between a prostitute sitting in the market and your people who protect the law ... and if there is a difference then it is only that, she sells her body and they sell their dignity

Haraam ki daulat, zabardasti ka pyar aur ganda badbudar khana ... in teeno ka ek hi hashar hona chahiye ... inhe uthakar kachre ke dabbe mein phek dena chahiye

Unlawful wealth, forceful love and dirty stinky food ... these three things must be treated in one way only ... they must be picked up and thrown in a thrash can

Hamari ragon mein hamari maa ka doodh aur shudh Gangajal beh raha hai

My mom's milk and the pure water from the river Ganga is flowing in my veins

Is sansar mein koi kisi ka malik nahi aur koi kisi ka naukar nahi ... sabka malik ek hai woh upar waala ... hum sab ussi ke naukar hai

In this world no one is a boss of anyone and no one is a servant of anyone ... there is only one boss, the God ... and we all are his servants

Chalo meri jaan ... chal kar lagayein pyar ki dukaan

Let's go sweetheart ... let's go and open the shop of love

Abhe shamshaan ke hone waale mehmaan

A you upcoming guest of a mortuary

Yeh baatein bekaar ki nahin ... intezaar ki hain, ikraar ki hain, methe methe pyar ki hain

These talks are not a waste ... they are of waiting, they are of acceptance, they are of sweet sweet love

Aap jis school ki KG mein padh rahe hai na ... hum uske principal reh chuke hai

The school in which you are studying Kindergarten ... I have been the principal of that school

Jab dus kamine marte hai toh ek kutta pehda hota hai ... jab sau kutte marte hai toh ek soovar pehda hota hai ... aur jab ek hazaar soovar marte hai toh ek bhadwa pehda hota hai ... aur jab ek lakh bhadwe marte hai tab tujh jaisa ek ganda neta pehda hota hai

When 10 assholes die then one dog is born ... when 100 dogs die then one pig is born ... when 1000 pigs die then one pimp is born ... and when 100,000 pimps die then one dirty politician like you is born

Har koi yahi toh chahta hai meri tarah ... ki uski zindagi mein koi ek aaisa aaye joh ussi ke liye soche, ussi ke sapne dekhe, ussi ke liye jeeye aur dua kare

Everyone wants this just like me ... that someone should come in their life who thinks for them, dreams about them, lives for them and prays for them

Ladka ladki bhaagkar gale milte hai, toh milne de ... slow motion hone de, sunset hone de, gaane bajhte hai toh bajhne de ... main toh kehta hoon ki dono puppy lete hai toh lene de

If a boy and a girl run and hug each other, then let them do it ... let there be slow motion, let there be a sunset, if songs are playing then let them play ... infact I'm saying if they are kissing then let them do it

Yeh duniya jhoot ke paiyon par chalne waali woh gaadi hai ... jis mein petrol ki jagah gareebon ke armaan jalte hai

This world is a car that runs on the wheels of lies ... which burns the hopes of the poor people rather than petrol

Is desh ki mitti ke ghar kahi baar toote hain ... magar is desh ki mitti ka mard kabhi nahin toota hai

Houses made from the soil of this country have broken many a times ... but man made from the soil of this country has never broken

No underwear in this world can live without nada and no nada in this world can live without underwear ... because they are inseparable, they love each other, they are incomplete without each other ... that's why they have to live together ... ek saath Dhobi Ghat par dhulne ke liye jaate hai, ek saath sookhte hai aur doobara maile hokar Dhobi Ghat par chale jaate hai ... underwear aur nada se duniya ko ekta ka sabak lena chahiye

No underwear in this world can live without string and no string in this world can live without underwear ... because they are inseparable, they love each other, they are incomplete without each other ... that's why they have to live together ... they go together to Dhobi Ghat to get washed, they dry together and they get dirty again and go to Dhobi Ghat ... the world should learn the lesson of unity from the underwear and the string

Hum pehle mulaqat karte hai ... phir pyar ki barsaat karte hai, phoolon ki barsaat karte hai ... uske baad hum mukka laat karte hai

First I meet with a person ... then I shower him with love, shower him with flowers ... and then I punch and kick him

Main har daur mein har nasal ke kaatil dekhe ... main mohabbat hoon meri umar badi hai yaaron

I have seen all types of killers in every era ... but friends I am love and I have a long life