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# 21

Jab tak swarg mein devta nahi hota ... swarg, swarg nahi hota hai

Until there is no God in heaven ... heaven, it not heaven

Swarg

Religion & God

238

# 22

Kispe kare yakeen, kisse kare gilla ... mere naseeb ne mera yeh haal kar diya

Whom to believe, whom should I complain ... my destiny has created this condition of mine

Naseeb (1997)

Shayari•Luck & Destiny

232

# 23

Abhe hata saavan ki ghata ... kha, khuja, bati bhujake soja nintakle pintukle ... mandi pe khareli hai aunty baja rahi hai baar-baar ghanti ... kulla ghumake paschim ko palat le ... bahut ho gaya phutle, vatle, shaana ban kya?

Hey remove rain clouds ... eat, scratch, turn of the light and sleep you tiny little one ... the aunty standing in the market is ringing the bell again and again ... now turn your butt and move towards the west ... that's enough get lost, go, and be smart ok?

Deewana Mastana

Rowdyism•Comedy

191

# 24

Jitni tumhari saal bhar ki kamai hai ... utne rupaiy ke surf aur sabun se ... meri haveli ke farsh dhoye jaate hai

Whatever you earn in a year ... powder and soap of that much amount is used ... to wash the floors of my mansion

Naseeb (1997)

House•Royal•Comedy

191

# 25

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# 26

Naag bola main bada main bada ... Shiv Shankar ke gale mein pada ... bakht bola tu kaise bada ... tere phan pe toh Kanhaiya khada

The snake said I'm big ... while he was on the neck of Lord Shiva ... the devotee asked how are you big ... because Lord Krishna is standing on your head

Do Aankhen Barah Hath

Shayari•Religion & God•Animals & Birds

156

# 27

Yeh duniya ek bus stop hai aur ladki ek bus ... peeche bhaago toh saala chute jaati hai ... wahin khade raho samne se doosri aati hai

This world is a bus stop and a girl is a bus ... if you run behind it then you will miss it ... and if you stay in the same place then another one will come from the front

Deewana Mastana

Transportation•World & Universe•Comedy

# 28

# 29

Abhe oye sadhe huye tamatar ki phu-phundi waali chutney ... baasi kadhi ke baas marte huye besan ... zamane ke bighade huye fashion ... jaale huye aloo ki kaalak, keedhe pade huye paalak ... phitkari ki phitkar, auraton ki dhutkar ... dekh kaise khadi karta hoon main teri khaat aur kaise lagata hoon main teri vaat

Hey you chutney made from rotten tomato ... stinking gram flour from a stinky curry ... disturbed fashion of the era ... blackness of a burnt potato, spinach with germs in it ... potassium in alum, cursed by women ... look what I do to you and how I screw you

Aamdani Atthani Kharcha Rupaiyaa

Rowdyism•Food & Drinks•Comedy

# 30

# 31

Yeh cheating nahi hai ... yeh setting hai

This is not cheating ... this is setting

Bade Miyan Chote Miyan (1998)

Lies & Cheating•Comedy

# 32

Aaj tak mujhe tum jaisi koi ladki dikhi hi nahi ... dikhi hai toh mili hi nahi ... mili nahi toh baat bani hi nahi ... baat bani nahi toh baat aage badhi hi nahi ... isliye main zindagi mein peeche reh gaya

Till today I have not seen a girl like you ... if seen then I've never met ... if I've never met then the point is never made ... if the point is never made then the point has never moved ahead ... that's why I was left behind in life

Dulhe Raja

Romance•Comedy•Life

# 33

Main tere pyar mein kya kya na bana Meena ... kabhi bana kutta, kabhi kamina

Meena, what not did I become in your love ... sometimes a dog, sometimes a scoundrel

Hero No. 1

Shayari•Animals & Birds•Comedy

# 34

# 35

Laundiya ko ghumana ho, jeb mein haath daalo note nikal aata hai ... laundiya ko gol-gappa khilana ho, jeb mein haath daalo note nikal aayega ... laundiya ko cinema dikhana ho, jeb mein haath daalo ... kya nikal aata hai? ... (note) ... lekin jab jeb phatti hogi, us mein haath daloge toh kya nikaloge ... ghanta!

When you want to go out with a girl, just put your hand in the pocket and money comes out ... if you want to treat a girl with a snack, just put your hand in the pocket and money comes out ... if you want to watch a movie with a girl, just put your hand in the pocket ... and what comes out? ... (money) ... but if your pocket is torn, what will you remove using your hand ... nothing!

Kill Dil

Money•Women•Food & Drinks

# 36

Abhe oye sadhe huye unde ke double half-fry ... gumnaam shehar ke jhulte minar ... geele papad ki paidavar ... takle ki taal, kharbhuje ki khaal, bin batti ki dhaal ... maroonga ek kaan ke neeche, awaaz aayegi tere naak ke neeche ... badbudar chailay, phatte huye thayle, mailay guzelay ... teri yeh majhaal ki tu apun ke saath khele

Hey you double half-fry of a stinking egg ... tower of an anonymous city ... product of a wet papadum ... head of a bald person, skin of a muskmelon, shield without a light ... I'll hit you one below your ear and the noise will come from below your nose ... you smelly thing, you torn bag, you dirty thing ... how dare you play with me

Aamdani Atthani Kharcha Rupaiyaa

Rowdyism•Comedy•Food & Drinks

# 37

Aapki nazaron mein paisa pyar aur bhagwan dono se bada hai ... aap samajhte hai joh madhurta paison mein hai woh Sharda ke sitar mein, Vishnu ke shank mein nahi ... aap samajhte hai joh sundarta paison mein hai woh Rati ki surat mein nahi, swarg ki jhanki mein nahi ... paise mein joh pavitatra hai woh Ganga ke pani mein nahi, Savitri ke daman mein nahi ... paise mein joh taqat hai woh maa ke aashirwad mein nahi, devtaon ke zubaan mein nahi ... satya, shiv, sundar sab paisa hai ... jiske paas paisa hai woh raja aur jiske paas paisa nahi woh Raju?

In your eyes money is bigger than love and god ... you think that the sweetness that exists in money, doesn't exists in the sitar of Sharda and the shell of Vishnu ... you think that the beauty that exists in money, doesn't exists in the face of Rati and in the glimpse of heaven ... the purity that exists in money, doesn't exists in the water of Ganges (river) and in the lap of Savitri ... the power that exists in money, doesn't exists in the blessing of a mother and in the words of gods ... and that money is truth, god and everything ... the one who has money is a king and the one who doesn't have money is Raju?

Pardesi Babu

Money•Religion & God•Drama