Jab tak swarg mein devta nahi hota ... swarg, swarg nahi hota hai

Until there is no God in heaven ... heaven, it not heaven

Kispe kare yakeen, kisse kare gilla ... mere naseeb ne mera yeh haal kar diya

Whom to believe, whom should I complain ... my destiny has created this condition of mine

Abhe hata saavan ki ghata ... kha, khuja, bati bhujake soja nintakle pintukle ... mandi pe khareli hai aunty baja rahi hai baar-baar ghanti ... kulla ghumake paschim ko palat le ... bahut ho gaya phutle, vatle, shaana ban kya?

Hey remove rain clouds ... eat, scratch, turn of the light and sleep you tiny little one ... the aunty standing in the market is ringing the bell again and again ... now turn your butt and move towards the west ... that's enough get lost, go, and be smart ok?

Jitni tumhari saal bhar ki kamai hai ... utne rupaiy ke surf aur sabun se ... meri haveli ke farsh dhoye jaate hai

Whatever you earn in a year ... powder and soap of that much amount is used ... to wash the floors of my mansion

Upar se hum hain saath saath ... aur andhar se hum aapke hai kaun

From the top they are like we are together ... and from inside they are like who are you

Naag bola main bada main bada ... Shiv Shankar ke gale mein pada ... bakht bola tu kaise bada ... tere phan pe toh Kanhaiya khada

The snake said I'm big ... while he was on the neck of Lord Shiva ... the devotee asked how are you big ... because Lord Krishna is standing on your head

Yeh duniya ek bus stop hai aur ladki ek bus ... peeche bhaago toh saala chute jaati hai ... wahin khade raho samne se doosri aati hai

This world is a bus stop and a girl is a bus ... if you run behind it then you will miss it ... and if you stay in the same place then another one will come from the front

Duniya ka koi insaan bura aadmi nahi hota ... koi aadmi apni maa ke pet se bura pehda nahi hota ... koi chor apni khushi se chori nahi karta ... koi daaku apni khushi se daaka nahi dalta ... koi tawaif apni khushi se apna jism nahi bechti ... waqt aur halaat insaan ko bura banne pe majboor kar dete hai

No person in this world is an evil person ... no one is born evil from their mother's womb ... no thief steals with his own happiness ... no dacait robs with his own happiness ... no prostitute sells her body with her own happiness ... time and situation compel a person to become evil

Abhe oye sadhe huye tamatar ki phu-phundi waali chutney ... baasi kadhi ke baas marte huye besan ... zamane ke bighade huye fashion ... jaale huye aloo ki kaalak, keedhe pade huye paalak ... phitkari ki phitkar, auraton ki dhutkar ... dekh kaise khadi karta hoon main teri khaat aur kaise lagata hoon main teri vaat

Hey you chutney made from rotten tomato ... stinking gram flour from a stinky curry ... disturbed fashion of the era ... blackness of a burnt potato, spinach with germs in it ... potassium in alum, cursed by women ... look what I do to you and how I screw you

Bahut soch samajh kar samajh samajh kar samajhdari ke saath hum dono milke duniya ko kuch aaisa samjhayenge ... ke soch samajh kar samajh samajh kar samajhdari ke saath duniya bhi yeh samajh jayegi ... ke soch samajh kar samajh samajh kar samajhdari ke saath hum dono ki samajhdari saath saath chal rahi hai ... aur soch samajh kar samajh samajh kar samajhdari ke saath hum dono ko joh bahut pehle kar dena chahiye tha ... woh soch samajh kar samajh samajh kar samajhdari ke saath hum dono ne baad mein kiya ... magar kiya zaroor ... samajh rahi hai na main kya samjhana chah raha hoon?

After thinking a lot, understanding and with wisdom we two will make the world understand ... that after thinking, understanding and with wisdom this world will also understand ... that after thinking, understanding and with wisdom our mutual understanding is walking together ... and that after thinking, understanding and with wisdom what we two should have done long time back ... that after thinking, understanding and with wisdom was done by us later ... but it was done ... you are understanding right what I am trying to say?

Yeh cheating nahi hai ... yeh setting hai

This is not cheating ... this is setting

Aaj tak mujhe tum jaisi koi ladki dikhi hi nahi ... dikhi hai toh mili hi nahi ... mili nahi toh baat bani hi nahi ... baat bani nahi toh baat aage badhi hi nahi ... isliye main zindagi mein peeche reh gaya

Till today I have not seen a girl like you ... if seen then I've never met ... if I've never met then the point is never made ... if the point is never made then the point has never moved ahead ... that's why I was left behind in life

Main tere pyar mein kya kya na bana Meena ... kabhi bana kutta, kabhi kamina

Meena, what not did I become in your love ... sometimes a dog, sometimes a scoundrel

Main na idhar dekhta hoon na udhar dekhta hoon ... bahut sochne ke baad kahin dekhta hoon

I don't look here and neither do I look there ... I look somewhere only after thinking a lot

Laundiya ko ghumana ho, jeb mein haath daalo note nikal aata hai ... laundiya ko gol-gappa khilana ho, jeb mein haath daalo note nikal aayega ... laundiya ko cinema dikhana ho, jeb mein haath daalo ... kya nikal aata hai? ... (note) ... lekin jab jeb phatti hogi, us mein haath daloge toh kya nikaloge ... ghanta!

When you want to go out with a girl, just put your hand in the pocket and money comes out ... if you want to treat a girl with a snack, just put your hand in the pocket and money comes out ... if you want to watch a movie with a girl, just put your hand in the pocket ... and what comes out? ... (money) ... but if your pocket is torn, what will you remove using your hand ... nothing!

Abhe oye sadhe huye unde ke double half-fry ... gumnaam shehar ke jhulte minar ... geele papad ki paidavar ... takle ki taal, kharbhuje ki khaal, bin batti ki dhaal ... maroonga ek kaan ke neeche, awaaz aayegi tere naak ke neeche ... badbudar chailay, phatte huye thayle, mailay guzelay ... teri yeh majhaal ki tu apun ke saath khele

Hey you double half-fry of a stinking egg ... tower of an anonymous city ... product of a wet papadum ... head of a bald person, skin of a muskmelon, shield without a light ... I'll hit you one below your ear and the noise will come from below your nose ... you smelly thing, you torn bag, you dirty thing ... how dare you play with me

Aapki nazaron mein paisa pyar aur bhagwan dono se bada hai ... aap samajhte hai joh madhurta paison mein hai woh Sharda ke sitar mein, Vishnu ke shank mein nahi ... aap samajhte hai joh sundarta paison mein hai woh Rati ki surat mein nahi, swarg ki jhanki mein nahi ... paise mein joh pavitatra hai woh Ganga ke pani mein nahi, Savitri ke daman mein nahi ... paise mein joh taqat hai woh maa ke aashirwad mein nahi, devtaon ke zubaan mein nahi ... satya, shiv, sundar sab paisa hai ... jiske paas paisa hai woh raja aur jiske paas paisa nahi woh Raju?

In your eyes money is bigger than love and god ... you think that the sweetness that exists in money, doesn't exists in the sitar of Sharda and the shell of Vishnu ... you think that the beauty that exists in money, doesn't exists in the face of Rati and in the glimpse of heaven ... the purity that exists in money, doesn't exists in the water of Ganges (river) and in the lap of Savitri ... the power that exists in money, doesn't exists in the blessing of a mother and in the words of gods ... and that money is truth, god and everything ... the one who has money is a king and the one who doesn't have money is Raju?

Har modh pe mile jaate hai humdard hazaron ... shayad meri basti mein adakaar bahut hai

At every turn I found thousands of people who share my pain ... may there are a lot of actors in my colony

Abhe oye kangaal bank se bhaagi hui jhooti chavani

A you untrusted quarter of an empty bank

Yahan par garmi bahut zyada hai ... main apni AC BC DC car mein jaakar beheta hoon

It is very hot here ... I'll go and sit in my AC BC DC car