Those who themselves have been sold cheaply in the market of dishonesty ... they don't put a price on the honesty of other people

Few wives are like the TV sitting in the drawing room ... whenever you turn them on they are playing some old program ... but you're the internet ... whenever I turn you on, I see a new site

If I'm life then Sona is breaths ... if I'm the heart then Sona is heartbeat ... if I'm thirst then Sona is water ... if I'm a flower then Sona is fragrance ... if I'm the pain then Sona is the cry

The most beautiful place to live in this world is the heart of a person ... you live in my heart, I'll live in your heart and our children will live in both our hearts

First I meet with a person ... then I shower him with love, shower him with flowers ... and then I punch and kick him

The houses of the rich people have a lot of windows for light to come in ... but the house of a poor man gets light only when ... a wall of his house falls

When 10 assholes die then one dog is born ... when 100 dogs die then one pig is born ... when 1000 pigs die then one pimp is born ... and when 100,000 pimps die then one dirty politician like you is born

Let's praise the lord who has created this world ... and who has made you on the brides side and us on the grooms side

If anything happens to my parents ... then I will cut you into pieces

Gods nightstick is silent

Let me also bat please ... so that even I can show how the ball goes out of the stadium

What do you call a girl who pushes her father from the terrace? ... Pushpa!

No underwear in this world can live without string and no string in this world can live without underwear ... because they are inseparable, they love each other, they are incomplete without each other ... that's why they have to live together ... they go together to Dhobi Ghat to get washed, they dry together and they get dirty again and go to Dhobi Ghat ... the world should learn the lesson of unity from the underwear and the string

I looked for you here, there, everywhere ... and I found you here, here, here?

She holds onto one, she hugs the second one, she looks at the third one ... and she teases the fourth one

You can give up anything for the truth ... but you can't give up the truth for anything

Here and there I rule the entire world ... long live the craziness in youthfulness

I have taken 7 seven roads around the marriage homa (fire ritual) with her ... but she could not walk 7 steps with me

Love is not cheating ... it is sacrifice, it is meditation, it is worship, it is a prayer, it is admiration, it is a request

The heart is on the left but it is always right