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# 21

Shaadi ke pehle pyar bahut zaroori hai ... kyun ki shaadi ek gaadi ki tarah hai ... jitna zyada chalao utna better andaza hota hai ki kab dhakka dekar start karna hai


Love before marriage is very important ... because marriage is like a car ... the more you drive it, the more better you understand as to when you have to push it to start it

# 22

Candle ki roshni mein teri aankhen aaisi lag rahi hai jaise ... police jeep ki headlight


In candlelight your eyes look like ... the headlight of the police jeep

# 23

Bike nahi hai yeh time machine hai yeh ... so put your hands around me and let me take you back in time


This is a time machine not a bike ... so put your hands around me and let me take you back in time

# 24

Phone pe mat karo aankhen char ... concentration se chalao apni car


Don't look at the phone ... concentrate and drive your car

# 25

Aaj se main tera kambal tu meri razai ... main tera Honda tu meri Hyundai ... main tera langot tu meri neck tie ... main tujhe salaam karta hoon bhai


From today I am your blanket and you are my quilt ... I am your Honda and you are my Hyundai ... I am your loincloth and you are my neck tie ... I salute you my brother

# 26

College mein aata hoon lekin lecture mein nahi aata hoon ... six pack mein aata hoon lekin family pack mein nahi aata hoon ... bus mein aata hoon lekin kisi ke bas mein nahi


I go to the college, but I don't attend the lecture ... I come with six pack, but not as a family pack ... I come in a bus, but no one can control me

# 27

Awara kutta Mercedes ke peeche bhaag toh sakta hai ... lekin usse chala nahin sakta


A stray dog can run behind a Mercedes ... but he cannot drive it

# 28

Bambai chalti do cheezon par hai ... ek luck, doosri local


Mumbai runs on two things ... one luck, and other local train

# 29

Jaise purana cricketer commentator banta hai na ... waise purani gadi museum mein jati hai


Just like an old cricketer becomes a commentator ... just like that an old car goes in the museum

# 30

Yeh inspector na bina break ka bulldozer hai ... ek baar chalta hai na toh rukta nahi hai


This cop is a bulldozer without any break ... once he starts then he doesn't stop

# 31

Jab zindagi ki gaadi ishq ke platform par jaakar atak jaye ... toh uss gaadi mein thoda sa shaadi ka petrol dal dena chahiye ... toh gaadi aage badh jati hai


When the car of life gets stuck on the platform of love ... then you should add some petrol in that car ... to make that car moving ahead

# 32

Ox mane behll ... Ford mane gaadi ... Oxford bole toh behllgaadi


Ox means bull ... Ford means car ... Oxford becomes bullock cart

# 33

Race car nahin ... chalane waala jeet-ta hai


A car doesn't ... a driver wins a race

# 34

Bande bike kyun chalate hai, macho dikhne ke liye ... jean kyun pehente hai, macho dikhne ke liye


Why do guys ride a bike, to look macho ... why do they wear jeans, to look macho

# 35

Meri biwi BMW nikli ... "Bewafaa Meri Wife"


My wife turned out to be a BMW ... "Betrayful My Wife"

# 36

Do dilon ka mail on Eurail


Meeting of two hearts on Eurail

# 37

Kutta jab gaadi ke peeche bhaagta hai toh ... usko gaadi khareedni hai yah chalani hoti hai?


When a dog runs behind a car then ... does he want to buy the car or drive it?

# 38

Mera pyar hi mera ghar hai, meri chahat hi meri car hai aur meri pavitrata hi mera bank balance hai


My love is my house, my passion is my car and my purity is my bank balance

# 39

Dil mein aata hoon samajh mein nahi ... pant mein aata hoon shirt mein nahi ... cycle pe aata hoon gaadi mein nahi ... aur sun langoth mein aata hoon shorts mein nahi


I am in the heart, but I am hard to understand ... I come wearing a pant, but not a shirt ... I come on a bicycle, and not in a car ... and listen I come wearing a loincloth, but not shorts

# 40

Yeh pyar bhi kitna ajeeb hai ... 200 ki speed se jab drive karti hoon, toh meri dhadkane bilkul normal hoti hai ... par aaj tumhe 2 minute ke liye nahi dekha, toh meri dhadkane 200 ki speed se chalne lagi


Love is very strange ... when I drive at the speed of 200, then my heartbeats stay perfectly normal ... but today when I didn't see you for just 2 minutes, then my heartbeats were running at the speed of 200

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