Shaadi ke pehle pyar bahut zaroori hai ... kyun ki shaadi ek gaadi ki tarah hai ... jitna zyada chalao utna better andaza hota hai ki kab dhakka dekar start karna hai
Aarti Chhabria
Candle ki roshni mein teri aankhen aaisi lag rahi hai jaise ... police jeep ki headlight
Imran Khan
Bike nahi hai yeh time machine hai yeh ... so put your hands around me and let me take you back in time
Emraan Hashmi
Phone pe mat karo aankhen char ... concentration se chalao apni car
Shahrukh Khan
Aaj se main tera kambal tu meri razai ... main tera Honda tu meri Hyundai ... main tera langot tu meri neck tie ... main tujhe salaam karta hoon bhai
Anupam Kher
College mein aata hoon lekin lecture mein nahi aata hoon ... six pack mein aata hoon lekin family pack mein nahi aata hoon ... bus mein aata hoon lekin kisi ke bas mein nahi
Varun Dhawan
Awara kutta Mercedes ke peeche bhaag toh sakta hai ... lekin usse chala nahin sakta
Himesh Reshammiya
Bambai chalti do cheezon par hai ... ek luck, doosri local
Jaise purana cricketer commentator banta hai na ... waise purani gadi museum mein jati hai
Saurabh Shukla
Yeh inspector na bina break ka bulldozer hai ... ek baar chalta hai na toh rukta nahi hai
Ileana D'Cruz
Jab zindagi ki gaadi ishq ke platform par jaakar atak jaye ... toh uss gaadi mein thoda sa shaadi ka petrol dal dena chahiye ... toh gaadi aage badh jati hai
Kader Khan
Ox mane behll ... Ford mane gaadi ... Oxford bole toh behllgaadi
Arshad Warsi
Race car nahin ... chalane waala jeet-ta hai
Saif Ali Khan
Bande bike kyun chalate hai, macho dikhne ke liye ... jean kyun pehente hai, macho dikhne ke liye
Vinay Pathak
Meri biwi BMW nikli ... "Bewafaa Meri Wife"
Vivek Oberoi
Do dilon ka mail on Eurail
Ranbir Kapoor
Kutta jab gaadi ke peeche bhaagta hai toh ... usko gaadi khareedni hai yah chalani hoti hai?
Salman Khan
Mera pyar hi mera ghar hai, meri chahat hi meri car hai aur meri pavitrata hi mera bank balance hai
Sanjay Kapoor
Dil mein aata hoon samajh mein nahi ... pant mein aata hoon shirt mein nahi ... cycle pe aata hoon gaadi mein nahi ... aur sun langoth mein aata hoon shorts mein nahi
Yeh pyar bhi kitna ajeeb hai ... 200 ki speed se jab drive karti hoon, toh meri dhadkane bilkul normal hoti hai ... par aaj tumhe 2 minute ke liye nahi dekha, toh meri dhadkane 200 ki speed se chalne lagi
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