Candle ki roshni mein teri aankhen aaisi lag rahi hai jaise ... police jeep ki headlight

Phone pe mat karo aankhen char ... concentration se chalao apni car

Shaadi ke pehle pyar bahut zaroori hai ... kyun ki shaadi ek gaadi ki tarah hai ... jitna zyada chalao utna better andaza hota hai ki kab dhakka dekar start karna hai

Bike nahi hai yeh time machine hai yeh ... so put your hands around me and let me take you back in time

College mein aata hoon lekin lecture mein nahi aata hoon ... six pack mein aata hoon lekin family pack mein nahi aata hoon ... bus mein aata hoon lekin kisi ke bas mein nahi

Aaj se main tera kambal tu meri razai ... main tera Honda tu meri Hyundai ... main tera langot tu meri neck tie ... main tujhe salaam karta hoon bhai

Bambai chalti do cheezon par hai ... ek luck, doosri local

Awara kutta Mercedes ke peeche bhaag toh sakta hai ... lekin usse chala nahin sakta

Jaise purana cricketer commentator banta hai na ... waise purani gadi museum mein jati hai

Yeh inspector na bina break ka bulldozer hai ... ek baar chalta hai na toh rukta nahi hai

Meri biwi BMW nikli ... "Bewafaa Meri Wife"

Race car nahin ... chalane waala jeet-ta hai

Jab zindagi ki gaadi ishq ke platform par jaakar atak jaye ... toh uss gaadi mein thoda sa shaadi ka petrol dal dena chahiye ... toh gaadi aage badh jati hai

Do dilon ka mail on Eurail

Ox mane behll ... Ford mane gaadi ... Oxford bole toh behllgaadi

Bande bike kyun chalate hai, macho dikhne ke liye ... jean kyun pehente hai, macho dikhne ke liye

Yeh pyar bhi kitna ajeeb hai ... 200 ki speed se jab drive karti hoon, toh meri dhadkane bilkul normal hoti hai ... par aaj tumhe 2 minute ke liye nahi dekha, toh meri dhadkane 200 ki speed se chalne lagi

Kutta jab gaadi ke peeche bhaagta hai toh ... usko gaadi khareedni hai yah chalani hoti hai?

Pyar kha lenge, pyar pehen lenge ... pyar petrol tank mein bhar kar gaadi chala lenge

Mera pyar hi mera ghar hai, meri chahat hi meri car hai aur meri pavitrata hi mera bank balance hai