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# 101
Aaj ke zamane mein mard hona hi ek tragedy hai, tragedy ... apne mummy ke saamne wife se pyar se baat karo toh joru ka ghulam ... wife ke saamne mummy se pyar se baat karo toh maa ke pallu se banda hua ... apne bachon ko maaro toh nirdayi ... aur kuch na kaho toh laparwah ... poore din ghar ke bahar raho toh aawara .. ghar ke andar behto toh naakara ... apni Mrs. se job na karao toh shakki ... aur karvao toh biwi ki kamai khane wala ... yehi ladies ko by mistake haath bhi lag jaye toh hum zalim ... aur yehi ladies apunko peete toh hum nalle
It's a tragedy to be a man in today's world ... if you talk with your wife with love in front of your mother, then you're called a wife's slave ... if you talk with your mother with love in front of your wife, then you're called a mama's boy ... if you beat your kids, then you're called a cruel person ... and if you don't say anything to them, then you're called a careless person ... if you stay all day out of the house, then you're called a vagrant person ... and if you sit in the house all day, then you're called a useless person ... if you don't allow your wife to work, then you're called a suspicious person ... and if you allow your wife to work, then you're called a person who lives on his wife's money ... if you happen to even touch a woman by mistake, then you're called an evil person ... and if a woman beats us, then we're called a weak man

Total Dhamaal

Anil Kapoor

Men•Women•Husband & Wife
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# 102
Baap, bhai, beta, shohar ... Begum Jaan ki chaukhat ke us paar hard mard murgha hota hai ... teen taangon wala murgha
Father, brother, son, husband ... even man outside Begum Jaan's house is a chicken ... a three legged chicken

Begum Jaan

Vidya Balan

Adult•Men•Animals & Birds
Play Video
21
# 103
Aurat ke liye mard woh hota hai joh jaanta hai ki woh mard hai ... woh nahi jisse apni chaddi ke andar ki cheez par vishvas kam ho ... aur usse cheek cheekar duniya ko batana pade ... ki main mard hoon, main mard hoon, main mard hoon
For a woman a man is someone who knows he is a man ... and not someone who is not confident of what's inside his pants ... and he has to shout it out to the world that ... I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man

Ki And Ka

Kareena Kapoor

Men•Adult
21
# 104
Mard agar kutta hai ... toh uski sooch kutte ki dum hai ... change hi nahi hoti
If a man is a dog then his thinking is a dogs tail ... it never changes

Nautanki Saala

Ayushmann Khurrana

Men•Animals & Birds•Comedy
21
# 105
Alpha males ke beech mein agar ek ambitious woman ko apni jagah banani hai na ... toh thoda bahut alpha woman banna parta hai
In between alpha males if an ambitious woman wants to create her space ... then she has to be a little bit of an alpha woman

Inkaar

Chitrangada Singh

Women•Men•Drama
Play Video
21
# 106
Shaadi woh keemat hai joh ek aadmi sex ke liye chukata hai ... sex woh keemat hai joh ek aurat shaadi ke liye chukati hai
Marriage is the price that a man pays for sex ... and sex is the price that a woman pays for marriage

Cheeni Kum

Amitabh Bachchan

Marriage & Wedding•Men•Women
20
# 107
Mard ke bachche aurat ke daaman se nahi ... sher ke panjo se khela karte hai
Children of a real man do not play with the moral of a woman ... they play with the paws of a tiger

Kalicharan

Shatrughan Sinha

Men•Action•Animals & Birds
20
# 108
Dholak toh hijre bajate hain ... aur jab mard bajane par aata hai ... toh dunka bajata hai
Tabor is played by eunuchs ... when a man comes to play ... he plays the drums

Gunda

Mithun Chakraborty

Music•Men•Comedy
19
# 109
Half hour man bleeding like woman ... they straight dying
If a man bleeds like a woman for even half an hour ... then he's straight going to die

Padman

Akshay Kumar

Men•Women
Play Video
18
# 110
Ek aurat ki tarah ... mard ka bhi ek hi gehna hota hai
Just like a woman ... even a man has one jewel

Kyaa Super Kool Hain Hum

Ritesh Deshmukh

Adult•Men
18
# 111
Aaj kal ke launde sab ek jaise hi hai ... khana kahin, peena kahin aur jeena kahin
Nowadays all boys are of one type ... eating in one place, drinking in another place and living in a different place

Shuddh Desi Romance

Rishi Kapoor

Men•Comedy•Adult
18
# 112
Aurat ki bewafai ko samajhna duniya ke kisi mard ke bas ki baat nahi
No man in the world can understand the dishonesty from a woman

Prem Pratigyaa

Mithun Chakraborty

Women•Men•Lies & Cheating
17
# 113
Indian women are like desi daru, always make you lose control ... but Indian men are like a mouse, always looking for a hole
Indian women are like local alcohol, always make you lose control ... but Indian men are like a mouse, always looking for a hole

U Me Aur Hum

Divya Dutta

Adult•Men•Women
17
# 114
Aurat na, saali jab chudail nikalti hai na ... aadmi ka gobar kar deti hai
When a woman turns out to be a bitch ... then she turns a man into cow dung

Yeh Saali Zindagi

Saurabh Shukla

Women•Men•Comedy
17
# 115
Mard woh nahi hota jise dard nahi hota ... mard woh hota hai joh na kisi ko dard deta hai, na dene deta hai
A man is not someone who doesn't feel pain ... a man is someone who doesn't give pain to anyone, and neither does he allow anyone else to do that

Shubh Mangal Saavdhan

Ayushmann Khurrana

Men
16
# 116
Ladke ki kaathi ... kaathi pe ghoda ... ghode ki bum mein joh maara hathoda
The stick of a man ... a horse on that stick ... and a hammer was struck into the horse's bum

Mastizaade

Suresh Menon

Adult•Men•Animals & Birds
16
# 117
Duniya mein do cheezein infinite hai ... yeh universe aur mard ka ego
There are two things that are infinite in the world ... this universe and the ego of a man

Raqeeb

Sharman Joshi

World & Universe•Men
16
# 118
Aurat agar apne aapko mitakar purush ke charano ki dhool ban sakti hai ... toh sataaye jaane par shool bankar uska jeena bhi haram kar sakti hai
If a woman can erase herself and become the dust of a man's feet ... then on being troubled she can also turn into a thorn and make his life difficult

Ek Nari Ek Brahmachari

Mumtaz

Women•Men•Life
16
# 119
Bas yahi apradh main har baar karta hoon ... aadmi hoon aadmi se pyar karta hoon
I commit only this crime every time ... I'm a man and I love a man

Sunday

Ajay Devgan

Adult•Men•Comedy
16
# 120
Mard joh hai na upar chadte hai ... aur auratein sirf upar dekhti hai
Men climb on the top ... and women only look up

Mardaani

Unknown

Adult•Men•Women
16
Songs - Men
Yeh Nakhra Ladki Ka
Yeh Nakhra Ladki Ka
Suhaag
 U-N-I (Mere Dil Vich Hum Tum)
U-N-I (Mere Dil Vich Hum Tum)
Hum Tum
Kami Nahi Hai Ladkiyon Ki
Waqt Hamara Hai
 Tharki Chokro
Tharki Chokro
PK
 Kukkad
Kukkad
Student Of The Year
 Kabir Most Wanted Munda
Kabir Most Wanted Munda
Ki And Ka
Boys Are Best
Chura Liyaa Hai Tumne
 Gore Gore
Gore Gore
Hum Tum
 Yeh Ladka Hai Allah
Yeh Ladka Hai Allah
Kabhi Khushi Kabhie Gham
 Aaj Kal Ki Ladkiyan
Aaj Kal Ki Ladkiyan
Chal Mere Bhai

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