Aaj ke zamane mein mard hona hi ek tragedy hai, tragedy ... apne mummy ke saamne wife se pyar se baat karo toh joru ka ghulam ... wife ke saamne mummy se pyar se baat karo toh maa ke pallu se banda hua ... apne bachon ko maaro toh nirdayi ... aur kuch na kaho toh laparwah ... poore din ghar ke bahar raho toh aawara .. ghar ke andar behto toh naakara ... apni Mrs. se job na karao toh shakki ... aur karvao toh biwi ki kamai khane wala ... yehi ladies ko by mistake haath bhi lag jaye toh hum zalim ... aur yehi ladies apunko peete toh hum nalle

It's a tragedy to be a man in today's world ... if you talk with your wife with love in front of your mother, then you're called a wife's slave ... if you talk with your mother with love in front of your wife, then you're called a mama's boy ... if you beat your kids, then you're called a cruel person ... and if you don't say anything to them, then you're called a careless person ... if you stay all day out of the house, then you're called a vagrant person ... and if you sit in the house all day, then you're called a useless person ... if you don't allow your wife to work, then you're called a suspicious person ... and if you allow your wife to work, then you're called a person who lives on his wife's money ... if you happen to even touch a woman by mistake, then you're called an evil person ... and if a woman beats us, then we're called a weak man

Baap, bhai, beta, shohar ... Begum Jaan ki chaukhat ke us paar hard mard murgha hota hai ... teen taangon wala murgha

Father, brother, son, husband ... even man outside Begum Jaan's house is a chicken ... a three legged chicken

Aurat ke liye mard woh hota hai joh jaanta hai ki woh mard hai ... woh nahi jisse apni chaddi ke andar ki cheez par vishvas kam ho ... aur usse cheek cheekar duniya ko batana pade ... ki main mard hoon, main mard hoon, main mard hoon

For a woman a man is someone who knows he is a man ... and not someone who is not confident of what's inside his pants ... and he has to shout it out to the world that ... I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man

Mard agar kutta hai ... toh uski sooch kutte ki dum hai ... change hi nahi hoti

If a man is a dog then his thinking is a dogs tail ... it never changes

Shaadi woh keemat hai joh ek aadmi sex ke liye chukata hai ... sex woh keemat hai joh ek aurat shaadi ke liye chukati hai

Marriage is the price that a man pays for sex ... and sex is the price that a woman pays for marriage

Mard ke bachche aurat ke daaman se nahi ... sher ke panjo se khela karte hai

Children of a real man do not play with the moral of a woman ... they play with the paws of a tiger

Alpha males ke beech mein agar ek ambitious woman ko apni jagah banani hai na ... toh thoda bahut alpha woman banna parta hai

In between alpha males if an ambitious woman wants to create her space ... then she has to be a little bit of an alpha woman

Dholak toh hijre bajate hain ... aur jab mard bajane par aata hai ... toh dunka bajata hai

Tabor is played by eunuchs ... when a man comes to play ... he plays the drums

Half hour man bleeding like woman ... they straight dying

If a man bleeds like a woman for even half an hour ... then he's straight going to die

Ek aurat ki tarah ... mard ka bhi ek hi gehna hota hai

Just like a woman ... even a man has one jewel

Aaj kal ke launde sab ek jaise hi hai ... khana kahin, peena kahin aur jeena kahin

Nowadays all boys are of one type ... eating in one place, drinking in another place and living in a different place

Aurat ki bewafai ko samajhna duniya ke kisi mard ke bas ki baat nahi

No man in the world can understand the dishonesty from a woman

Indian women are like desi daru, always make you lose control ... but Indian men are like a mouse, always looking for a hole

Indian women are like local alcohol, always make you lose control ... but Indian men are like a mouse, always looking for a hole

Aurat na, saali jab chudail nikalti hai na ... aadmi ka gobar kar deti hai

When a woman turns out to be a bitch ... then she turns a man into cow dung

Mard woh nahi hota jise dard nahi hota ... mard woh hota hai joh na kisi ko dard deta hai, na dene deta hai

A man is not someone who doesn't feel pain ... a man is someone who doesn't give pain to anyone, and neither does he allow anyone else to do that

Ladke ki kaathi ... kaathi pe ghoda ... ghode ki bum mein joh maara hathoda

The stick of a man ... a horse on that stick ... and a hammer was struck into the horse's bum

Duniya mein do cheezein infinite hai ... yeh universe aur mard ka ego

There are two things that are infinite in the world ... this universe and the ego of a man

Aurat agar apne aapko mitakar purush ke charano ki dhool ban sakti hai ... toh sataaye jaane par shool bankar uska jeena bhi haram kar sakti hai

If a woman can erase herself and become the dust of a man's feet ... then on being troubled she can also turn into a thorn and make his life difficult

Bas yahi apradh main har baar karta hoon ... aadmi hoon aadmi se pyar karta hoon

I commit only this crime every time ... I'm a man and I love a man

Mard joh hai na upar chadte hai ... aur auratein sirf upar dekhti hai

Men climb on the top ... and women only look up