Mard woh nahi hota jise dard nahi hota ... mard woh hota hai joh na kisi ko dard deta hai, na dene deta hai

A man is not someone who doesn't feel pain ... a man is someone who doesn't give pain to anyone, and neither does he allow anyone else to do that

Delhi ke ladkon ke baare mein na zyada sochna nahi chahiye ... faltu mein expectations badh jaati hai

One should not think a lot about the guys from Delhi ... or else unnecessarily the expectations become high

Shaadi ke baad love story shuru nahi hoti ... khatam ho jaati hai

A love story doesn't start after marriage ... as a matter of fact it ends

Sab meri shaadi ke peeche aise padhe huye the, jaise India ka GDP meri shaadi pe depend karta hai

Everyone was behind getting me married, as if India's GDP (Gross Domestic Product) is dependent on my marriage

Aurat ka shareer rahasya ka khazana hota hai ... ek band gufaa mein rehta hai ... aur yeh gufaa kab khulti hai pata hai ... suhagraat wale din khulti hai aur chalees chor ke liye nahi khulti ... sirf Alibaba ke liye khulti hai

The body of a woman is like a treasure of mysteries ... it stays inside a closed cave ... and do you know when does this cave open ... it opens on her wedding night and that too not for 40 thieves ... only for her Alibaba

Joint family ke taano mein badi power hoti hai

There's a lot of power in the taunts of a joint family

Yeh aaj kal ke ladkon ka na dimaag hi kharab hai ... shakal chhuse bhar ki aur ladki chahiye Katrina Kaif

Boys these days have lost their mind ... they look like a sucked mango and they want a girl like Katrina Kaif