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# 141
Jahan lad-ka aur lad-ki ho ... wahan lad-na toh hoga hi na

Where there is a boy and a girl ... there will be a fight

# 142
Mard aur aurat mein kadhai karchi ka rishta hove ... akele rehve toh manoosiya ... aur saale saath rehve toh khana kan, khana kan, khana kan

The relationship of a man and a woman is like that of a pan and a stirrer ... when they are alone, they are useless ... and when they stay together, then they make a lot of noise

# 143
All men are dogs ... but some of us are well trained dogs

All men are dogs ... but some of us are well trained dogs

# 144
Mard ki zillat aurat ke balatkaar se zyada sharamnak hoti hai

Humiliation for a man is more shameless than the rape of a woman

# 145
Mard log haath se ladte hai ... chaku se nahi

Men fight with hands ... not with a knife

# 146
Karate ho ke life ... dard se hi mard banta hai

Be it karate or life ... its pain that makes a man

# 147
Jiske paas mooch nahin ... uske paas mann hi nahin hai

One who does not have a mustache ... does not have a heart

# 148
Mardon aur husbands ki height kitni bhi ho ... unka ego sau foot ka hai

No matter how tall men or husbands are ... their ego is always a hundred feet high

# 149
A drunk guy is a liability and a drunk girlfriend is an asset

A drunk guy is a liability and a drunk girlfriend is an asset

# 150
Aurat woh haseen paheli hai jisse samajhne ke liye insaan baar baar galati karta hai ... magar phir bhi samajh nahi paata

A woman is that beautiful riddle which a man tries to solve and makes a mistake multiple times ... but still he is not able to solve it

# 151
Kutte aur aadmi ki nasal kaan kheench kar hi pata chalti hai

You can find out the breed of a dog and a man by pulling their ears

# 152
Barah aur char ke beech mard chutya jaata hai ... over commit karta hai, senti ho jaata hai, rote dhote kahin bhi mooh maar leta hai ... basically dimag se nahi patloon se soochne lagta hai

In between 12am and 4am a man goes crazy ... he over commits, he becomes sentimental, cryingly he goes for anything ... basically he thinks from within his pants and not from his mind

# 153
Nari gyan maha gyan hai ... iske bina sare gyan adhoore reh jaate hai ... is liye har mard ko chahiye ki is gyan ka poora poora adhyaan kare

A woman is knowledge, major knowledge ... without her all other knowledges remain incomplete ... that's why every man should study about this knowledge completely

# 154
Agar koi mard kisi doosri aurat ko nahi dekhta hai toh phir woh dikhava kar raha hai ... ya phir uski biwi usse yeh dikhava karne par majboor kar rahi hai

If a man doesn't look at another woman then he is pretending ... or else his wife is compelling him to pretend that way

# 155
Jab jab auraton ki aankhon se aasoon bahe hai ... mardon ka khoon khaula hai

Whenever the eyes of women have shed tears ... then the blood of men has boiled

# 156
Yeh joh auratein hoti hai na, yeh internet ke virus ki tarah hoti hai ... pehle to mard ki life mein enter hoti hai ... phir uske dil aur dimaag ko scan karke ... uski sari khushiyan, uski sari azaadi, uske sare bank balance apne account mein transfer kar leti hai ... aur badle mein mard ke account mein kya download karti hai ... (kya?) ... tension, tadap, ghutan, bechaini, jhik-jhik, bachche ... aur uske chehre ki smile ko delete karke usse hamesha hamesha ke liye hang karke chali jaati hai

Women are like the virus from the internet ... first they enter a man's life ... then after scanning his heart and mind ... the transfer all his happiness, all his freedom, all his bank balance into their account ... and instead of that do you know what do they download in the man's account ... (what?) ... tension, yearning, suffocation, restlessness, fussiness, kids ... and then they leave deleting the smile from his face and hanging him forever

# 157
Ek baar mard hang ho gaya toh phir woh female kya ... e-mail ke layak bhi nahi reh jaata

Once a man hangs up then forget a female ... he is not even fit for an e-mail

# 158
Kapda jitna uthega ... mard utna girega

The more the cloth is lifted ... the more a man will fall

# 159
Aadmi ke paas taqat ke saath saath dimaag ka hona bahut zaroori hai ... aur jiske paas dono cheezein hoti hai usse kehte hai complete man

It's very important for a man to have brains along with strength ... and the one who has both is called a complete man

# 160
Jab apne hi ghar mein ghumshuda naujawan ladka tanhaiyon sargoshiyan karta dikhai de ... jab kisi se baat karte hue uske alfaaz uska saath dene se inkar karde ... kisi ki yaad uski masroofiyat ban jaaye toh samjho ... he is in love

When a young guy is seen lost and whispering alone in his own house ... when talking to someone his own words refuse to take his side ... when the memories of someone become his occupation then understand that ... he is in love

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