Mard tayaari nahi karte ... hamesha tayaar rehte hai

Men don't do preparations ... they are always ready

Joh mard hote hai woh apni chaati pe vaar toh seh sakte hai ... lekin doosron ki peeth par chupke vaar nahi kar sakte hai

Men can withstand an attack on their chest ... but they will not hide and attack on a persons back

Perfect aadmi sirf kitaabon mein milte hai

Perfect men are found only in books

Mard apni poori zindagi mardangi ki baatein karte hai ... par pregnancy sunte hi jaise namard ho jaate hai

Men keep talking about their manhood for their entire life ... but when they hear about pregnancy then they become a coward

Mard aurat ka bhagwan hota hai ... balki usse bhi ooncha hota hai

A man is god for a woman ... infact much bigger than that

Agar ghar ka mard bighad jaye toh sirf ek nasal barbaad hoti hai ... lekin agar ek aurat bighad jaye toh us ghar ki saat nasalen tabah ho jaati hai

If the man of the house goes rogue then only one generation is destroyed ... but if a woman goes rogue then seven generations of that house are destroyed

Thodi tondh honi chahiye ... sukhi aadmi ki nishani hai

One should have a little bit of belly ... it is the sign of a happy man

Yeh hamesha mard hi kyun milte hain hum mein ... shayar kyun nahi milte?

Why do I always get men ... why don't I get poets?

Magarmach ke cheenkne se machchar marte hain ... mard nahin

When a crocodile sneezes mosquitos die ... not men

Tum jaisi auratein mard ke bagair reh nahi sakti ... oh sorry in your case mardon ke bagair

Women like you can't live without a man ... oh sorry in your case without men

Ek aurat ke liye pyar karne mein aur uska izhaar karne mein koi farak nahi hai ... lekin mardon ke liye pyar karna bahut aasaan hai, pyar ka izhaar karna bahut mushkil

For a woman there is no difference between loving and expressing love ... but for a man loving is very easy, but expressing love is very hard

Mardon ka asli rang shaadi ke baad pata chalta hai ... shaadi se pehle train ho, bus ho, bheedh ho har jagah gale padh jaate hai ... aur shaadi ke baad gale lagate hue bhi sharm aati hai

The true color of men is known after marriage ... before marriage they are everywhere in the train, bus, crowd ... and after marriage they feel shy even to hug you

Duniya mein teen cheezein nikalne ke liye ungli tedhi karni padti hai ... dibbe mein se ghee ... gair kanooni basti ... aur shaadi shuda mardon mein se masti

In this world there are 3 things for which one needs to turn their finger to remove it out ... clarified butter from its container ... illegal colony ... and fun from married men

Har successful aadmi ke peeche ek aurat ka haath hota hai ... lekin main yeh kehna chahti hoon ki ... ek kaamyab aurat ke peeche ek kaamyab aadmi ka haath hota hai

Behind every successful man there is a woman ... but I want to say that ... behind every successful woman there is a successful man

Bata diye hai toh unki mardangi ko chhot lag jayegi ... aaise jahil hai mardangi ko sperm count se naapte hai

If I tell him then his manlihood will be hurt ... he is such an ignorant person that he measures his manlihood with his sperm count

Auraton par kabhi yakeen mat karna ... mardon ke liye woh maut hoti hai ... kubool kare toh shohar banakar maarti hai ... thukra de toh deewana banakar

Don't ever trust women ... they are death for the men ... if they accept you then they will kill you as a husband ... and if not then as a lover

Alpha males ke beech mein agar ek ambitious woman ko apni jagah banani hai na ... toh thoda bahut alpha woman banna parta hai

In between alpha males if an ambitious woman wants to create her space ... then she has to be a little bit of an alpha woman

Mardangi dhoti aur moochon mein na hove hai ... mardangi jigar mein hove hai

Manliness isn't in wearing a loincloth and growing a moustache ... manliness is in being courageous

Aaj ke zamane mein mard hona hi ek tragedy hai, tragedy ... apne mummy ke saamne wife se pyar se baat karo toh joru ka ghulam ... wife ke saamne mummy se pyar se baat karo toh maa ke pallu se banda hua ... apne bachon ko maaro toh nirdayi ... aur kuch na kaho toh laparwah ... poore din ghar ke bahar raho toh aawara .. ghar ke andar behto toh naakara ... apni Mrs. se job na karao toh shakki ... aur karvao toh biwi ki kamai khane wala ... yehi ladies ko by mistake haath bhi lag jaye toh hum zalim ... aur yehi ladies apunko peete toh hum nalle

It's a tragedy to be a man in today's world ... if you talk with your wife with love in front of your mother, then you're called a wife's slave ... if you talk with your mother with love in front of your wife, then you're called a mama's boy ... if you beat your kids, then you're called a cruel person ... and if you don't say anything to them, then you're called a careless person ... if you stay all day out of the house, then you're called a vagrant person ... and if you sit in the house all day, then you're called a useless person ... if you don't allow your wife to work, then you're called a suspicious person ... and if you allow your wife to work, then you're called a person who lives on his wife's money ... if you happen to even touch a woman by mistake, then you're called an evil person ... and if a woman beats us, then we're called a weak man

Is desh ki mitti ke ghar kahi baar toote hain ... magar is desh ki mitti ka mard kabhi nahin toota hai

Houses made from the soil of this country have broken many a times ... but man made from the soil of this country has never broken