Insaan chahe janwar se mard ban gaya ho ... lekin kuch aaise mard hai joh janwar se insaan kabhi nahi ban sakte

Thodi tondh honi chahiye ... sukhi aadmi ki nishani hai

Tum jaisi auratein mard ke bagair reh nahi sakti ... oh sorry in your case mardon ke bagair

History uthake dekh lo, do cheezein hamesha common rahi hai ... mardon ka zamana raha hai ... auraton ne aake aafat ki hai

Jiske seene mein doosro ke liye dard hota hai ... asal mein wahi mard hota hai

Mard ko abaad bhi aurat karti hai aur barbaad bhi aurat karti hai

Mard tayaari nahi karte ... hamesha tayaar rehte hai

Joh mard hote hai woh apni chaati pe vaar toh seh sakte hai ... lekin doosron ki peeth par chupke vaar nahi kar sakte hai

Perfect aadmi sirf kitaabon mein milte hai

Mard apni poori zindagi mardangi ki baatein karte hai ... par pregnancy sunte hi jaise namard ho jaate hai

Bata diye hai toh unki mardangi ko chhot lag jayegi ... aaise jahil hai mardangi ko sperm count se naapte hai

Mard ki taqat uski aankhon mein hoti hai ... lekin aurat ki taqat uski zubaan hoti hai

Yeh hamesha mard hi kyun milte hain hum mein ... shayar kyun nahi milte?

Mardangi dhoti aur moochon mein na hove hai ... mardangi jigar mein hove hai

Auraton par kabhi yakeen mat karna ... mardon ke liye woh maut hoti hai ... kubool kare toh shohar banakar maarti hai ... thukra de toh deewana banakar

Is desh ki mitti ke ghar kahi baar toote hain ... magar is desh ki mitti ka mard kabhi nahin toota hai

Ek aurat ke liye pyar karne mein aur uska izhaar karne mein koi farak nahi hai ... lekin mardon ke liye pyar karna bahut aasaan hai, pyar ka izhaar karna bahut mushkil

Har successful aadmi ke peeche ek aurat ka haath hota hai ... lekin main yeh kehna chahti hoon ki ... ek kaamyab aurat ke peeche ek kaamyab aadmi ka haath hota hai

Ladki aadmi ko ganne se gudh bana deti hai

Aurat ko hathyar banakar jung ladne waala mard ... mard nahi hota