You're a robot, a corporate robot ... there are no soft feelings in your hardware

My goal is not to stay away from hard work ... I work hard to stay away from useless goals

You have dense black hair like spaghetti ... black eyes like olives, actually not completely black ... sharp nose like baby corn ... red cheeks like cherry tomatoes ... lips made from sliced bell pepper ... spicy tongue like jalapeno ... you're a walking pasta dish

Sugarfree biscuits which have less sugar ... are double the price of the sugar biscuits ... slim milk which has less milk ... is more expensive than regular milk ... eating less has become more expensive than eating more

For a woman a man is someone who knows he is a man ... and not someone who is not confident of what's inside his pants ... and he has to shout it out to the world that ... I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man

I want to become just like my mom