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# 61

Har kamyaab aadmi ke peeche ek aurat ka haath hota hai ... kyun ki auratein nakamyaab aadmiyon ke peeche nahi bhaagti


Behind every successful man there is a woman ... because women don't run behind unsuccessful men

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# 62

Aap ek launda bata do hum mein duniya mein, ek launda ... jisne ladki ko dekh ke pehli bari mein bol diya ho ki matlab ... kya ladki hai na ... kaash yeh meri behen hoti


Show me one guy in this world ... who when sees a girl for the first time and says that ... what a great girl is she ... I wish she was my sister

# 63

Titanic mein nahin balki real life mein bhi ... doobte ladke hi hai


In Titanic and in real life also ... only men drown

# 64

Aurat agar jhoot bolne par aaye na ... toh shatir se shatir aadmi ko dhokha de sakti hai


When a woman comes to lying ... then she can betray even the smartest of the men

# 65

History is always written about men ... but not always made by them


History is always written about men ... but not always made by them

# 66

Jab aurat ka dil tootta hai, toh woh apni sari zindagi un tukdon ko baantene mein kharch kar deti hai ... aur jab mard ka dil tootta hai, toh woh apni sari zindagi un tukdon ko sametne mein


When the heart of a woman breaks, then she spends her entire life distributing those broken pieces ... and when the heart of a man breaks, then he spends his entire life collecting those broken pieces

# 67

Mard chahe jitne bhi chakkar chala le chalta hai ... lekin jab biwi ka chakkar chalta hai na ... toh hamare joh mard hai woh chakkar khake gir jaate hai


No matter how many affairs a man has, it is fine ... but when the wife has an affair ... then the men swirl and fall down

# 68

Behind every successful man there is a woman ... but behind every unsuccessful man are there two, three, many more


Behind every successful man there is a woman ... but behind every unsuccessful man are there two, three, many more

# 69

Mardo ka toh nature yeh hai ... ki unhe bachche joh hai, woh apne achche lagte hai ... aur biwiyan dosro ki achchi lagti hai


The nature of men is that ... they like their own kids ... and they like others wives

# 70

Je mard joh hote hai na, je money plant ke paudhe ki tarah hote hai ... har waqt pani ke sang sang inko disha bhi dikhani padti hai ... varna bhatak jaate hai


Men are like a money plant ... all the time along with water you have to show them the direction as well ... or else they get lost

# 71

Ab pata chala yeh aadmiyon ko itne heart attack kyun aate hai aur yeh gay bandhe itne successful kyun hote hai ... because they don't have a woman to screw their happiness na


Now I came to know why so many men get heart attacks and why these gay people are so successful ... because they don't have a woman to screw their happiness

# 72

Mujhe toh yahan har mard ki nazar mein sirf bhook aur havas nazar aati hai ... lekin Arjun ki nazar mein mujhe imaan aur izzat nazar aati hai


Here in every mans eyes I see only hunger and greed ... but in Arjun's eyes I see faith and respect

# 73

Badalne waali hum cheez nahi ... arre hum mard hai, koi kameez nahi


I'm not someone who will change ... I'm a man and not a shirt

# 74

Heart attack se mard marte hai ... kyun ki hamare pass dil hota hai


Men die of a heart attack ... because they have a heart

# 75

Mardon ka asli rang shaadi ke baad pata chalta hai ... shaadi se pehle train ho, bus ho, bheedh ho har jagah gale padh jaate hai ... aur shaadi ke baad gale lagate hue bhi sharm aati hai


The true color of men is known after marriage ... before marriage they are everywhere in the train, bus, crowd ... and after marriage they feel shy even to hug you

# 76

Magarmach ke cheenkne se machchar marte hain ... mard nahin


When a crocodile sneezes mosquitos die ... not men

# 77

Duniya mein teen cheezein nikalne ke liye ungli tedhi karni padti hai ... dibbe mein se ghee ... gair kanooni basti ... aur shaadi shuda mardon mein se masti


In this world there are 3 things for which one needs to turn their finger to remove it out ... clarified butter from its container ... illegal colony ... and fun from married men

# 78

Mard aurat ka bhagwan hota hai ... balki usse bhi ooncha hota hai


A man is god for a woman ... infact much bigger than that

# 79

Agar ghar ka mard bighad jaye toh sirf ek nasal barbaad hoti hai ... lekin agar ek aurat bighad jaye toh us ghar ki saat nasalen tabah ho jaati hai


If the man of the house goes rogue then only one generation is destroyed ... but if a woman goes rogue then seven generations of that house are destroyed

# 80

Kutte ki dumm aur mard ki akal ... kabhi seedhi nahi ho sakti


A dog's tail and a man's mind ... can never be straight

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