Telephone uthakar khamosh rehna mardo ka kaam nahi hai

Staying quiet after picking up the telephone is not the work of men

Bottle aur aadmi ka rishta pehda hone se lekar marne ke baad tak ka rehta hai ... pehda hone pe kaunsi bottle milti hai ... doodh ki ... uske baad school mein kaunsi bottle milti hai ... water bottle ... phir jawani mein beer bottle ... shaadi ke baad whiskey ki bottle ... aur marne ke baad gangajal ki bottle

The relationship of a bottle and a man exists from birth and lasts even beyond his death ... which bottle does he get when he is born ... milk bottle ... after that which bottle does he get in school ... water bottle ... then a beer bottle when he becomes young ... a whiskey bottle after he gets married ... and after death he gets the bottle of holy water

Behind every successful man there is a woman ... true ... but koi yeh nahi batata ki behind every unsuccessful man also there is a woman

Behind every successful man there is a woman ... true ... but no one tells you that behind every unsuccessful man also there is a woman

Jab aurat ka dil tootta hai, toh woh apni sari zindagi un tukdon ko baantene mein kharch kar deti hai ... aur jab mard ka dil tootta hai, toh woh apni sari zindagi un tukdon ko sametne mein

When the heart of a woman breaks, then she spends her entire life distributing those broken pieces ... and when the heart of a man breaks, then he spends his entire life collecting those broken pieces

Mard chahe jitne bhi chakkar chala le chalta hai ... lekin jab biwi ka chakkar chalta hai na ... toh hamare joh mard hai woh chakkar khake gir jaate hai

No matter how many affairs a man has, it is fine ... but when the wife has an affair ... then the men swirl and fall down

Behind every successful man there is a woman ... but behind every unsuccessful man are there two, three, many more

Behind every successful man there is a woman ... but behind every unsuccessful man are there two, three, many more

Mardo ka toh nature yeh hai ... ki unhe bachche joh hai, woh apne achche lagte hai ... aur biwiyan dosro ki achchi lagti hai

The nature of men is that ... they like their own kids ... and they like others wives

Je mard joh hote hai na, je money plant ke paudhe ki tarah hote hai ... har waqt pani ke sang sang inko disha bhi dikhani padti hai ... varna bhatak jaate hai

Men are like a money plant ... all the time along with water you have to show them the direction as well ... or else they get lost

Mujhe toh yahan har mard ki nazar mein sirf bhook aur havas nazar aati hai ... lekin Arjun ki nazar mein mujhe imaan aur izzat nazar aati hai

Here in every mans eyes I see only hunger and greed ... but in Arjun's eyes I see faith and respect

Aurat agar jhoot bolne par aaye na ... toh shatir se shatir aadmi ko dhokha de sakti hai

When a woman comes to lying ... then she can betray even the smartest of the men

Daulat, izzat, shohrat ke samne hum aadmi bhale hi jhuk jaye ... par kehte hai ek aurat ka dil kabhi nahi jhukta

We men bow down in front of money, respect, wealth ... but it is said that a woman's heart never bows down

Heart attack se mard marte hai ... kyun ki hamare pass dil hota hai

Men die of a heart attack ... because they have a heart

Badalne waali hum cheez nahi ... arre hum mard hai, koi kameez nahi

I'm not someone who will change ... I'm a man and not a shirt

Ab pata chala yeh aadmiyon ko itne heart attack kyun aate hai aur yeh gay bandhe itne successful kyun hote hai ... because they don't have a woman to screw their happiness na

Now I came to know why so many men get heart attacks and why these gay people are so successful ... because they don't have a woman to screw their happiness

Insaan chahe janwar se mard ban gaya ho ... lekin kuch aaise mard hai joh janwar se insaan kabhi nahi ban sakte

Even if a human has become a man from an animal ... but there are some men who can never become a human from an animal

Jiske seene mein doosro ke liye dard hota hai ... asal mein wahi mard hota hai

One who has pain in the chest for others ... in reality he is a true man

History uthake dekh lo, do cheezein hamesha common rahi hai ... mardon ka zamana raha hai ... auraton ne aake aafat ki hai

Read the history and you'll see that two things have always remained common ... it was the era of men ... and women came over and created trouble

Kutte ki dumm aur mard ki akal ... kabhi seedhi nahi ho sakti

A dog's tail and a man's mind ... can never be straight

Mard ko abaad bhi aurat karti hai aur barbaad bhi aurat karti hai

A man succeeds because of a woman and a man gets destroyed because of a woman

Mard ki taqat uski aankhon mein hoti hai ... lekin aurat ki taqat uski zubaan hoti hai

The strength of a man lies in his eyes ... but the strength of a woman are her words