Har kamyaab aadmi ke peeche ek aurat ka haath hota hai ... kyun ki auratein nakamyaab aadmiyon ke peeche nahi bhaagti

Aap ek launda bata do hum mein duniya mein, ek launda ... jisne ladki ko dekh ke pehli bari mein bol diya ho ki matlab ... kya ladki hai na ... kaash yeh meri behen hoti

Titanic mein nahin balki real life mein bhi ... doobte ladke hi hai

Aurat agar jhoot bolne par aaye na ... toh shatir se shatir aadmi ko dhokha de sakti hai

History is always written about men ... but not always made by them

Jab aurat ka dil tootta hai, toh woh apni sari zindagi un tukdon ko baantene mein kharch kar deti hai ... aur jab mard ka dil tootta hai, toh woh apni sari zindagi un tukdon ko sametne mein

Mard chahe jitne bhi chakkar chala le chalta hai ... lekin jab biwi ka chakkar chalta hai na ... toh hamare joh mard hai woh chakkar khake gir jaate hai

Behind every successful man there is a woman ... but behind every unsuccessful man are there two, three, many more

Mardo ka toh nature yeh hai ... ki unhe bachche joh hai, woh apne achche lagte hai ... aur biwiyan dosro ki achchi lagti hai

Je mard joh hote hai na, je money plant ke paudhe ki tarah hote hai ... har waqt pani ke sang sang inko disha bhi dikhani padti hai ... varna bhatak jaate hai

Ab pata chala yeh aadmiyon ko itne heart attack kyun aate hai aur yeh gay bandhe itne successful kyun hote hai ... because they don't have a woman to screw their happiness na

Badalne waali hum cheez nahi ... arre hum mard hai, koi kameez nahi

Mujhe toh yahan har mard ki nazar mein sirf bhook aur havas nazar aati hai ... lekin Arjun ki nazar mein mujhe imaan aur izzat nazar aati hai

Heart attack se mard marte hai ... kyun ki hamare pass dil hota hai

Mardon ka asli rang shaadi ke baad pata chalta hai ... shaadi se pehle train ho, bus ho, bheedh ho har jagah gale padh jaate hai ... aur shaadi ke baad gale lagate hue bhi sharm aati hai

Magarmach ke cheenkne se machchar marte hain ... mard nahin

Duniya mein teen cheezein nikalne ke liye ungli tedhi karni padti hai ... dibbe mein se ghee ... gair kanooni basti ... aur shaadi shuda mardon mein se masti

Mard aurat ka bhagwan hota hai ... balki usse bhi ooncha hota hai

Agar ghar ka mard bighad jaye toh sirf ek nasal barbaad hoti hai ... lekin agar ek aurat bighad jaye toh us ghar ki saat nasalen tabah ho jaati hai

Kutte ki dumm aur mard ki akal ... kabhi seedhi nahi ho sakti