Aa gaya saala jallad ka dhooth ... apni maa ka poot ... chalta hai kaise, jaise malai mein dhoodh

Badhon ka kaha aur amla ka khaya ... baad mein hi raas aata hai

Khane wale ko khane ka bahana chahiye ... bhook lage ya na lage khana chahiye

Butter utna hi lagao jitna kha paao ... aisa na ki butter lagao aur phisal jaao

Khana khilaya hua aadmi dhoka de sakta hai ... doodh pilaya hua saanp nahi

Chinta se chaturai ghate ... dukh se ghate shareer ... jaldi se fresh ho jaiye ... hum banate hai garma garam roti aur meetha meetha kheer

Kastoori ki mehak aur bhookhe ka chehra ... chupaye nahi chupta

Mujhe do minute mein pet bhar waali koi Maggi nahi ... balki saat janamon ka pyar dene waali chahiye ... mujhe DP nahi BP chahiye, beautiful patni

Ek baar joh humne tarkaari pakka li ... ungliyan chaat chaatke khaye Bihari ho ya Bengali

Haqeeqat mein hum sab andar se skeleton yane panjar hi toh hai ... farak sirf itna hai ki kisi panjar par makhan si chikni aur mulayam coating hai ... aur kisi panjar par gendhe jaisi moti khaal chadi hui hai

Tum sabne milkar apni maa ka dhoodh utna nahi peeya hoga ... jitna is kameez par mera khoon baha hai ... ab tumhare khoon mein maa ka doodh raha nahi ... is liye tumhe chatti ka doodh yaad dilane chala aaya hoon

Kele ka chilka pair ke neeche joh aa gaya ... jalwe bhi unke saath saath par phisal gaya

Uparwaale ne daulat aur khane ka muqaddar alag alag kaagazon pe likha hua hai ... jisko daulat zyada deta hai uska khana kam kar deta hai ... jisko khana zyada deta hai uski daulat kam kar deta hai

Jis tarah se inhe undo par unde mil rahe hai ... hamari team ko omelette banakar khana chahiye

Jaise daane daane par khane waale ka naam likha hota hai ... vaise hi meri har goli par marne waale ka naam hota hai

Insaan ke yeh do haath sirf do haath nahi hote balki uski poori zindagi hoti hai ... inhi do haathon se woh roti kamata hai, roti pakata hai aur roti khata hai

Jab gehun ki zaroorat hoti hai toh ye zameen kisaano ki hoti ... aur jab factory ki zaroorat hoti hai toh ye zameen public purpose ke liye ho jaati hai

Whiskey suddenly stop karne se liver ko shock mein heart attack ho sakta hai ... so no whiskey very risky

Waise toh Amol Palekar ki tarah rehte hai aur do lagate hi Amitabh Bachchan ho jaate hai

Hazaaron ladkiyan hamare ghar ke bahar ghaslet ki line ki tarah hum mein pati banane ke chakkar mein khadi rehti hai ... aur tum hum mein pati banane ke bajaye vanaspati banana chahti ho