Ladki hai ki whiskey ki botal ... dekhte hi nasha aa gaya

Pila de oak se saakhi joh humse nafrat hai ... pyala agar nahi deta na de, sharaab toh de

Prem ke phal ka mazaa kadva zaroor hota hai ... lekin tazir meethi hoti hai

Main tum bin adhoora, jaise namak bin daal ... daal bin bhat, bhat bin Bengal

Beer aur chana bahut hi deadly combination hota hai

Bachpan mein chewing gum khakar baat nahi kar pate the ... aur ab paan khakar baat nahi kar pa rahe hai

Joota khane ke baad garam chai penicillin ka kaam deti hai

For all your pain one champagne

Humne toh sari duniya mein yahi suna tha ... Hindustan ki hasinayen aankhon se pilakar hosh uda deti hai ... tum yeh whiskey kyun pila rahi ho?

Bheje ka dahi kiya toh dhood bana daloonga ... kaan ke neeche capsule laga daloonga

Aaj kal achche chawal ki tarah ... achche ladke bhi black mein milte hai

Yeh hamburger aayega jayega ... magar yeh samosa hamesha rahega

Tum dono haddiyon mein main kabab nahi banna chahti

Champagne ko sharaab kehkar champagne ki insult mat karo

Sharaab aur daulat in do cheezon ka nasha aaisa hi hota hai ... ki jisse insaan gir hi jaata hai

Purane chawal ko yun kachcha chaba jaana ... meri style hai

Idli sirf sambar ke saath achchi lagti hai ... cholon ke saath nahi

Abhi unde se bahar nikle nahi aur butter chicken banonga bolte hai

Khana hamesha ache vichaaron aur ache logon ke saath baith kar khana chahiye ... varna hazam nahi hota

Yeh ladkiyon ko laddu bahut pasand hote hai kya ... vaise tum log har jagah feminism ke jhande gaadhte rehte ho ... mardon se kandhon se kandha mila kar chalne ki baat karte rehte ho ... par chivalry ki expectations phir bhi rakhte ho ... ladies first, pulling out chairs, opening doors ... dono haathon mein laddu chahiye kya