Kabootar gaya bar mein whiskey peeke leta ... tu agar apni maa ko yahan se leke gaya toh bahut pitega beta

A pigeon was lying down in a bar after drinking whiskey ... and if you my son take your mother from here, then I'll beat the hell out of you

Aa gaya saala jallad ka dhooth ... apni maa ka poot ... chalta hai kaise, jaise malai mein dhoodh

Here comes the messenger of an executioner ... the son of his mother ... he walks just like cream over milk

Yeh botal hai na botal ... yeh duniya ki har sundar ladki se zyada khoobsurat hai ... poocho kyun ... kyun ki yeh dhoka nahi deti, chaalbaazi nahi karti

You see this alcohol bottle ... it's even more beautiful than every beautiful girl of this world ... ask me why ... because it doesn't cheat on you, it doesn't do tricks on you

Badhon ka kaha aur amla ka khaya ... baad mein hi raas aata hai

Suggestion from elders and food made from gooseberry ... their benefits come to life later on only

Khane wale ko khane ka bahana chahiye ... bhook lage ya na lage khana chahiye

People who like to eat just need an excuse to eat ... you should keep eating whether you feel hungry or not

Butter utna hi lagao jitna kha paao ... aisa na ki butter lagao aur phisal jaao

Apply only that amount of butter what you can eat ... or else you'll slip in that butter itself

Khana khilaya hua aadmi dhoka de sakta hai ... doodh pilaya hua saanp nahi

Someone whom you feed food can deceive you ... but a snake who has been fed milk by you, won't deceive you

Chinta se chaturai ghate ... dukh se ghate shareer ... jaldi se fresh ho jaiye ... hum banate hai garma garam roti aur meetha meetha kheer

Worrying reduces smartness ... sorrow reduces body weight ... freshen up quickly ... I'll make some warm bread and a nice sweet dish

Kastoori ki mehak aur bhookhe ka chehra ... chupaye nahi chupta

The aroma of musk and the face of a hungry person ... can't stay hidden

Mujhe do minute mein pet bhar waali koi Maggi nahi ... balki saat janamon ka pyar dene waali chahiye ... mujhe DP nahi BP chahiye, beautiful patni

I don't need Maggi (noodles) that fills your stomach in 2 minutes ... instead I need someone who can love me for 7 rebirths ... I need a BP (Beautiful Partner) and not a DP (Display Picture)

Ek baar joh humne tarkaari pakka li ... ungliyan chaat chaatke khaye Bihari ho ya Bengali

Once I've cooked the vegetables ... then be it a Bihari or a Bengali person, he will lick his fingers and eat

Haqeeqat mein hum sab andar se skeleton yane panjar hi toh hai ... farak sirf itna hai ki kisi panjar par makhan si chikni aur mulayam coating hai ... aur kisi panjar par gendhe jaisi moti khaal chadi hui hai

In reality we are all skeletons and bones from inside ... the only difference is that on some people there is a smooth and slippery coating like that of butter ... and on some people there is a thick skin coating like that of a rhinoceros

Tum sabne milkar apni maa ka dhoodh utna nahi peeya hoga ... jitna is kameez par mera khoon baha hai ... ab tumhare khoon mein maa ka doodh raha nahi ... is liye tumhe chatti ka doodh yaad dilane chala aaya hoon

You guys all together might not have drunk so much mother's milk ... as much as there is blood on this shirt ... now since there is no mother's milk left in your blood ... that's why I've come to teach you guys a lesson

Kele ka chilka pair ke neeche joh aa gaya ... jalwe bhi unke saath saath par phisal gaya

When the banana skin came under his feet ... his talent also slipped down with him

Uparwaale ne daulat aur khane ka muqaddar alag alag kaagazon pe likha hua hai ... jisko daulat zyada deta hai uska khana kam kar deta hai ... jisko khana zyada deta hai uski daulat kam kar deta hai

God has written the destiny of money and food on different papers ... the one who has a lot of money doesn't have a big appetite for food ... the who has a big appetite for food doesn't have a lot of money

Jis tarah se inhe undo par unde mil rahe hai ... hamari team ko omelette banakar khana chahiye

The way they are scoring eggs (zeros) ... our team should make an omelette and eat

Jaise daane daane par khane waale ka naam likha hota hai ... vaise hi meri har goli par marne waale ka naam hota hai

Just like on every bite of food is written the name of the person who will eat it ... just like that on every bullet of mine is written the name of the person who will die from it

Insaan ke yeh do haath sirf do haath nahi hote balki uski poori zindagi hoti hai ... inhi do haathon se woh roti kamata hai, roti pakata hai aur roti khata hai

The two hands of a person are his entire life and not just two hands ... with these two hands he earns food, cooks food and eats food

Aage hai zamana par bhook peeche peeche ... sari duniya ki baatein do roti ke neeche ... arre chamde ki jhopadiya mein aag lagi hai bhaiya ... barkha na bhujaye, bas bhujaye rupaiya ... aur phir bhi bhare na pet ... toh yaad aati hai yaaron Pari rice plate

The world is in the front but hunger is behind ... all the things about the world are below a couple of slices of bread ... oh brother there is a fire in the hut under the skin ... which can only be turned off by money and not rain ... and still if you're hungry ... then my freinds you'll remember Pari rice plate

Jab gehun ki zaroorat hoti hai toh ye zameen kisaano ki hoti ... aur jab factory ki zaroorat hoti hai toh ye zameen public purpose ke liye ho jaati hai

When you need wheat then the land belongs to the farmers ... and when you need a factory then the land is used for public purpose