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# 1861

Dil left mein hota hai magar hamesha right hota hai


The heart is on the left but it is always right

# 1862

Soote hue ko jagana toh aasaan hai ... lekin jaagte hue ko jagana toh namumkin hai


It is easy to wake up a person who is sleeping ... but it is impossible to wake up a person who is awake

# 1863

Log toh soo ke sapne dekhte hai, par main toh jaag ke sapne dekhta hoon ... aur sapne toh wahi sach hote hai joh jaag ke dekhe jaate hai


People dream while they are asleep, but I dream while I am awake ... and only those dreams come true which are seen while you are awake

# 1864

Jaise apna Bathinda, waise apna Canada


Just like we have Bathinda, exactly like that we have Canada

# 1865

Ram Ram saban ne Ram Ram ... subah ki Ram Ram nagad ... sandhya ki Ram Ram advance


I am wishing everyone ... the wishes for the morning are right now ... and the wishes for the evening are in advance

# 1866

Delhi ki ladkiyan aaisi dress karti hai ... jaise har roz Diwali ho


Girls from Delhi dress up as if ... it is Diwali everyday

# 1867

Apni property pe kisi aur ke naam ka board laga dekh ... bahut takleef hoti hai


It is very painful to see ... the name plate of someone else in front of your property

# 1868

Aadmi ki shakal achchi na ho na ... toh baatein achchi kiya karte hai


When a person doesn't have a good face ... then he should talk good things

# 1869

Hindustani jab desi peeta hai toh angrezi bolta hai


When an Indian drinks local alcohol then he talks in English

# 1870

Madh island ka beach ... beach par bungla ... aur bunglay mein Vimla aur Mangla


The beach on Madh island ... a bungalow on the beach ... and Vimla and Mangla inside the bungalow

# 1871

Upar waale ne isse dharti par bheja hi is liye hai ... taaki yeh dharti ka bhoj bada sake ... aur yeh maatha is liye diya hai ... taaki hamare maathe par yeh kalank laga sake


God has sent him on the earth ... so that he can increase the load on the earth ... and has given him a brain ... so that he can spoil our name

# 1872

Customer chokri mangta hai ... aunty nahi


Customers asks for a girl ... not an aunt

Talaash

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AdultComedy
# 1873

Daal ke bataya nahi jaata ... aur bata ke daala nahi jaata


Don't show it when you put it ... and don't put it when you show it

# 1874

Upar waale tera khel nirala ... kutte ki dumm ko seedha kar daala


Oh God your game is strange ... you've straightened a dogs crooked tail

# 1875

Jawani ayaashi ka ek khoobsurat mauka hai


Youth is an opportunity for profligacy

# 1876

Hum bajaye toh kaano mein pain ... aur yeh paade bhi toh Tansen


If I play then it is pain in the ears ... and even if he farts then he sounds like Tansen

# 1877

Rate sahi lagane waala hona chahiye ... varna har kisi ki dukaan har taraf se khulti hai


There should be someone to call for the right rate ... otherwise everyone's shop will open from every side

# 1878

Aaj kal ki ladkiyaan coffee peene aati hai ... kaafi dikhane aati hai


These days when girls come to drink coffee ... they expose a lot

# 1879

Kisi khoobsurat ladki ko dekh kar koi chede nahi ... toh hamari society mein badtameezi mani jaati hai


If you see a pretty girl and don't tease her ... then it is treated as bad manners in our society

Bobby

Unknown

Comedy
# 1880

Aye silent picture ke dubbing artist


Hey you dubbing artist of a silent film

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