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# 1861
Woh ek ko pakadti hai, doosre ko lipatti hai, teesre ko dekhti hai ... aur chauthe ko chedti hai

She holds onto one, she hugs the second one, she looks at the third one ... and she teases the fourth one

# 1862
Dil left mein hota hai magar hamesha right hota hai

The heart is on the left but it is always right

# 1863
Soote hue ko jagana toh aasaan hai ... lekin jaagte hue ko jagana toh namumkin hai

It is easy to wake up a person who is sleeping ... but it is impossible to wake up a person who is awake

# 1864
Log toh soo ke sapne dekhte hai, par main toh jaag ke sapne dekhta hoon ... aur sapne toh wahi sach hote hai joh jaag ke dekhe jaate hai

People dream while they are asleep, but I dream while I am awake ... and only those dreams come true which are seen while you are awake

# 1865
Jaise apna Bathinda, waise apna Canada

Just like we have Bathinda, exactly like that we have Canada

# 1866
Ram Ram saban ne Ram Ram ... subah ki Ram Ram nagad ... sandhya ki Ram Ram advance

I am wishing everyone ... the wishes for the morning are right now ... and the wishes for the evening are in advance

# 1867
Delhi ki ladkiyan aaisi dress karti hai ... jaise har roz Diwali ho

Girls from Delhi dress up as if ... it is Diwali everyday

# 1868
Apni property pe kisi aur ke naam ka board laga dekh ... bahut takleef hoti hai

It is very painful to see ... the name plate of someone else in front of your property

# 1869
Aadmi ki shakal achchi na ho na ... toh baatein achchi kiya karte hai

When a person doesn't have a good face ... then he should talk good things

# 1870
Hindustani jab desi peeta hai toh angrezi bolta hai

When an Indian drinks local alcohol then he talks in English

# 1871
Madh island ka beach ... beach par bungla ... aur bunglay mein Vimla aur Mangla

The beach on Madh island ... a bungalow on the beach ... and Vimla and Mangla inside the bungalow

# 1872
Upar waale ne isse dharti par bheja hi is liye hai ... taaki yeh dharti ka bhoj bada sake ... aur yeh maatha is liye diya hai ... taaki hamare maathe par yeh kalank laga sake

God has sent him on the earth ... so that he can increase the load on the earth ... and has given him a brain ... so that he can spoil our name

# 1873
Customer chokri mangta hai ... aunty nahi

Customers asks for a girl ... not an aunt

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# 1874
Daal ke bataya nahi jaata ... aur bata ke daala nahi jaata

Don't show it when you put it ... and don't put it when you show it

# 1875
Upar waale tera khel nirala ... kutte ki dumm ko seedha kar daala

Oh God your game is strange ... you've straightened a dogs crooked tail

# 1876
Jawani ayaashi ka ek khoobsurat mauka hai

Youth is an opportunity for profligacy

# 1877
Hum bajaye toh kaano mein pain ... aur yeh paade bhi toh Tansen

If I play then it is pain in the ears ... and even if he farts then he sounds like Tansen

# 1878
Rate sahi lagane waala hona chahiye ... varna har kisi ki dukaan har taraf se khulti hai

There should be someone to call for the right rate ... otherwise everyone's shop will open from every side

# 1879
Aaj kal ki ladkiyaan coffee peene aati hai ... kaafi dikhane aati hai

These days when girls come to drink coffee ... they expose a lot

# 1880
Kisi khoobsurat ladki ko dekh kar koi chede nahi ... toh hamari society mein badtameezi mani jaati hai

If you see a pretty girl and don't tease her ... then it is treated as bad manners in our society

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