Woh ek ko pakadti hai, doosre ko lipatti hai, teesre ko dekhti hai ... aur chauthe ko chedti hai

Dil left mein hota hai magar hamesha right hota hai

Soote hue ko jagana toh aasaan hai ... lekin jaagte hue ko jagana toh namumkin hai

Log toh soo ke sapne dekhte hai, par main toh jaag ke sapne dekhta hoon ... aur sapne toh wahi sach hote hai joh jaag ke dekhe jaate hai

Jaise apna Bathinda, waise apna Canada

Ram Ram saban ne Ram Ram ... subah ki Ram Ram nagad ... sandhya ki Ram Ram advance

Delhi ki ladkiyan aaisi dress karti hai ... jaise har roz Diwali ho

Apni property pe kisi aur ke naam ka board laga dekh ... bahut takleef hoti hai

Aadmi ki shakal achchi na ho na ... toh baatein achchi kiya karte hai

Hindustani jab desi peeta hai toh angrezi bolta hai

Madh island ka beach ... beach par bungla ... aur bunglay mein Vimla aur Mangla

Upar waale ne isse dharti par bheja hi is liye hai ... taaki yeh dharti ka bhoj bada sake ... aur yeh maatha is liye diya hai ... taaki hamare maathe par yeh kalank laga sake

Customer chokri mangta hai ... aunty nahi

Daal ke bataya nahi jaata ... aur bata ke daala nahi jaata

Upar waale tera khel nirala ... kutte ki dumm ko seedha kar daala

Jawani ayaashi ka ek khoobsurat mauka hai

Hum bajaye toh kaano mein pain ... aur yeh paade bhi toh Tansen

Rate sahi lagane waala hona chahiye ... varna har kisi ki dukaan har taraf se khulti hai

Aaj kal ki ladkiyaan coffee peene aati hai ... kaafi dikhane aati hai

Kisi khoobsurat ladki ko dekh kar koi chede nahi ... toh hamari society mein badtameezi mani jaati hai