Haathi chale bazaar ... kutta hagge hazaar

The elephant is going to the market ... and the dog is shitting a thousand times

Break-up ke dardiley dank se bachne ka ek hi upaai hai ... kabhi love ke jhoothe jaal mein padho hi mat ... if you won't hook-up, you won't break-up

There is only one way to protect yourself from the painful bite of break-up ... never fall in the false trap of love ... if you won't hook-up, you won't break-up

Tere yahan dil nahi hai ... ithe cocaine hai

You don't have a heart ... you have cocaine there

Ghar science se nahi ... home science se chalta hai

A house doesn't run on science ... it runs on home science

Kehte hai kutton ki naak badi tezz hoti hai ... magar khatra soongne ke mamle mein insaano ki naak ka bhi jawab nahi

It is said that dogs have a sharp nose ... but when it comes to smelling danger, even humans have a great nose

Zindagi se joh kasmasaya ho ... jisko marna hi raas aaya ho ... woh but-e-bewafa se pyar kare jisko kutte ne kaat khaya ho

The one who has complaints against life ... the one who only wants to die ... that unfaithful person will only be loved by someone who has been bitten by a dog

Shaadi ke baad aadmi aadmi nahi rehta hai ... ATM machine ban jaata hai ... farmaish dalo paisa nikalo

After marriage a man doesn't remain a man ... he turns into an ATM machine ... enter your request and remove money

Jism ke x-ray ka toh suna tha ... lekin aap toh character ka bhi kar lete hai

I had heard about the x-ray of a body ... but you can do that even for a character

Pehle joh hai pyaz kaante mein aasoon aate the ... ab pyaz khareedne mein

First tears used to come when we used to cut onions ... and now when we buy onions

Tu jab bhi aaise hasa hai ... hum mein se koi na koi phasa hai

Whenever you have laughed like this ... someone amongst us has been in trouble

Hamare naseeb mein champagne nahi ... sirf pain hai

We don't have champagne in our destiny ... we only have pain

I can talk cars, I can walk cars ... infact main khud hi ek car hoon

I can talk cars, I can walk cars ... infact I'm myself a car

Main apne papa ka eklauta mistake hoon

I'm the one and only one mistake of my father

Kya nahi hai mere paas? ... dekhne mein hero body hai fit, jahan bhi main niklon main superhit ... manner mein style hai, killer sa smile hai, rehta hoon tip-top, niklon toh traffic stop ... society ki shaan hoon, party ki jaan hoon, dancer hoon, dashing fighter hoon, smashing jaanta hoon, heart lover hoon fantastic

What is it that I don't have? ... in looks I have a fit hero body, I'm super hit wherever I go ... I have style in my manners, I have a killer smile, I stay tip-top, there is a traffic stop when I go out ... I'm the pride of the society, I'm the life of a party, I'm a dancer, I'm a dashing fighter, I know how to smash, and I'm a fantastic lover of the heart

Tum log itna itna sa the talaab mein nange nahate the ... hum pakadkar bahar nikaalte the ... ab toh tum poore James Bond ho gaye ... saand ke saand ho gaye

You guys were so small and you used to bath naked in the pond ... and I used to catch you guys and take you out ... now you've become completely like James Bond ... infact you've become bulls

Shock laga tha ... mixer mein do baar, toaster mein teen baar ... aur jab angoothi pehnahi thi tab sau baar

I got a shock ... twice with the mixer, thrice with the toaster ... and 100 times when I put the ring on you

When I'm good, I'm good ... when I'm bad, I'm better

When I'm good, I'm good ... when I'm bad, I'm better

Joh tumhari tarah shaadi ke chakkar mein phaste hai ... woh phir hamari tarah nahi haste hai

People who get stuck in the circle of marriage ... they don't laugh like me

Cool banne ke chakkar mein kulfi jamne waali hai aaj

In trying to become cool she is going to turn into an ice cream today

Jab bhi hero ka sab kuch settle ho jata hai na ... tabhi saala villain log entry marta hai

When everything settles down for the hero ... bloody only then does the villain make his entry