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# 1821
Yaar yeh ladki hai ya tezaab banane ka formula?

Buddy is she a girl or a formula to make acid?

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# 1822
Khada kar diya hai mera ... gusse se ek ek baal khada kar diya hai

You have made mine stand ... with anger you have made each one of my hair stand

# 1823
Kaun kambakht kehta hai ki Hitler mar gaya?

Who the hell says that Hitler is dead?

# 1824
Pest control yourself

Pest control yourself

# 1825
Aye kaam legal hai ... aaj se hi nahin, Mahabharat ke time se

This work is legal ... not from today, but from the days of Mahabharata

# 1826
Bomb ke phatne se dhamaka nikalta hai, patloon ke phatne se dhaga nikalta hai ... aur air condition kamre mein agar kisi ki phatti hai toh ... paseena nikalta hai

When a bomb explodes the blast comes out, when a pant tears the thread comes out ... and in an air condition room when someone is scared ... sweat comes out

# 1827
Aap har roz fancy dress competition mein jaati hai ... ya get up change karna aapki hobby hai

Do you go everyday in a fancy dress competition ... or changing get up is your hobby

# 1828
Badi lakdi mat utha kuptaan!

Captain, don't try to do big things!

# 1829
Piyo toh hadh kardo ... varna program radh kardo

If you're drinking then cross the limits ... or else just cancel the program

# 1830
Yeh toh bungla nahi Bangal hai ... mere son-in-law ke paas itna sara maal hai

This is not a bungalow, it's like the region of Bengal ... it's amazing that my son-in-law is so rich

# 1831
Rukavat ke liye khed hai ... tumhara kidnap prepaid hai

I'm sorry for the interruption ... but your kidnap has been prepaid

# 1832
System ko ulloo banane ke liye ... system mein behte ulloo paalne padte hai

To deceive the system ... one has to nurture the fools that are part of the system

# 1833
My life is Hindi but my wife is English

My life is Hindi but my wife is English

# 1834
Today god promise I speak English ... because English is India and India is English

Today I swear on god, I'll speak in English ... because English is India and India is English

# 1835
Tumhare zakhmon pe blow karna mera job hai

It's my job to blow on your wounds

# 1836
Kyun ki aapne itni ladkiyon ke saath hai khela ... upar waale ne golden kar diya hai aapka kela

Since you have played around with so many girls ... that's why God has made your penis into sold gold

# 1837
Kehte hai kutton ki naak badi tezz hoti hai ... magar khatra soongne ke mamle mein insaano ki naak ka bhi jawab nahi

It is said that dogs have a sharp nose ... but when it comes to smelling danger, even humans have a great nose

# 1838
Zindagi se joh kasmasaya ho ... jisko marna hi raas aaya ho ... woh but-e-bewafa se pyar kare jisko kutte ne kaat khaya ho

The one who has complaints against life ... the one who only wants to die ... that unfaithful person will only be loved by someone who has been bitten by a dog

# 1839
Vakil do tarah ke hote hai ... ek woh joh kanoon janta hai ... aur doosra joh judge ko janta hai

There are two types of lawyers ... one who knows about the law ... and other who knows the judge

# 1840
Manushya ko makhan mein baal ki tarah, samudra mein jaal ki tarah aur yudh mein dhaal ki tarah rehna chahiye

A human should stay like a hair in butter, like a net in the sea and like an armour in battle

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