Yaar yeh ladki hai ya tezaab banane ka formula?

Khada kar diya hai mera ... gusse se ek ek baal khada kar diya hai

Kaun kambakht kehta hai ki Hitler mar gaya?

Pest control yourself

Aye kaam legal hai ... aaj se hi nahin, Mahabharat ke time se

Bomb ke phatne se dhamaka nikalta hai, patloon ke phatne se dhaga nikalta hai ... aur air condition kamre mein agar kisi ki phatti hai toh ... paseena nikalta hai

Aap har roz fancy dress competition mein jaati hai ... ya get up change karna aapki hobby hai

Badi lakdi mat utha kuptaan!

Piyo toh hadh kardo ... varna program radh kardo

Yeh toh bungla nahi Bangal hai ... mere son-in-law ke paas itna sara maal hai

Rukavat ke liye khed hai ... tumhara kidnap prepaid hai

System ko ulloo banane ke liye ... system mein behte ulloo paalne padte hai

My life is Hindi but my wife is English

Today god promise I speak English ... because English is India and India is English

Tumhare zakhmon pe blow karna mera job hai

Kyun ki aapne itni ladkiyon ke saath hai khela ... upar waale ne golden kar diya hai aapka kela

Kehte hai kutton ki naak badi tezz hoti hai ... magar khatra soongne ke mamle mein insaano ki naak ka bhi jawab nahi

Zindagi se joh kasmasaya ho ... jisko marna hi raas aaya ho ... woh but-e-bewafa se pyar kare jisko kutte ne kaat khaya ho

Vakil do tarah ke hote hai ... ek woh joh kanoon janta hai ... aur doosra joh judge ko janta hai

Manushya ko makhan mein baal ki tarah, samudra mein jaal ki tarah aur yudh mein dhaal ki tarah rehna chahiye