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# 1821

Jaan na pehchaan ... free ki santaan


I don't know him ... and you are making him my child

# 1822

Teri zindagi mein latke hue the itne angoor ... aur Roma tu pakad ke lai yeh langoor


Roma you had so many grapes hanging in your life ... and you've caught this monkey

# 1823

Bhaagne ka naam jawani ... aur tham gayi toh thehra pani


Running is called youth ... and if you stop then it is called standing water

# 1824

Aao ji aao ji aaj sadke, yaaro ke yaar aaye hai ... pilao ji pilao inhe aaj jee bhar ke, saat samundar paar aaye hai


Come over everyone, my dear friend has arrived ... make him drink as much as he can, since he has from overseas

# 1825

Hum Kabir ka iphone, uska ipod, uski item ... sab cheen lenge ... i-shapath


We will steal Kabir's iphone, ipod, girlfriend ... everything ... I swear on my mother

# 1826

Jab jab joh joh hota hai ... tab tab woh woh hota hai


What happens when ... it only happens then

# 1827

Abhe marre huye kauve ke pankh


Hey you, feather of a dead crow

# 1828

Isse toh software or underwear ka bhi farak pata nahi


He doesn't even know the difference between software and underwear

# 1829

Mere aage hai jannat, toh aaj teri shaamat hai ... dil yun kisiko dena, mardo ki buri aadat hai


Heaven is in front of me, hence today you'll have problems ... giving the heart to anyone, is an old habit of men

# 1830

Aapke nas nas mein yeh shak ka virus ghus gaya hai


The virus of suspicion has entered in your veins

# 1831

Tere huzoor se sab sharmsar hokar chale ... shikar karne ko aaye the, shikaar hokar chale


Everyone is ablush from your honor ... I had come to hunt, but I became the prey

# 1832

Arre janaab, aaj kal toh music companyon ko ghazal ki dhun bhi disco jaisi chahiye


Sir, the music companies today want even the tune of a poem to be just like disco

# 1833

Khushi se uchal jayega didi tera jee ... upar jaake dekh, behte hai jijaji


My sister your heart will be so happy ... go and see, brother-in-law is sitting upstairs

# 1834

Arre thairo thairo thairo, zaara tham toh jao ... kahe ki hai yeh dhoom dhaam, zaara mujhe toh batao


Oh stop stop stop, hold on a bit ... for what are these celebrations, someone tell me please

# 1835

Girlfriends ka aana jaana toh amiron ki shaan hoti hai


The coming and going of girlfriends is the pride of rich people

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# 1836

Isko dekh ke pata chalta hai ki kuch janwar apne hi bachchon ko kyun kha jaate hai


Seeing him, now I know why some animals eat their own children

# 1837

Baniye ke bill ki tarah tumhari harkatein bhi bhadti ja rahi hai


Your acts are also increasing like the grocers bill

# 1838

Taaliyan bajane se kaam nahi hoga ... kaam karne se kaam hoga


Work will not be done by clapping ... work will be done by working

# 1839

Computer pe ungli marte marte tu mere se ungli kiya?


By typing on the computer with your fingers, you fingered with me?

# 1840

Yeh system mujhe aaj tak samajh nahi aaya ... road par tezz chalao toh police pakadti hai ... race mein tezz chalao toh inaam milta hai


I haven't understood this system till today ... if you drive fast on the road then the police catches you ... but if you drive fast in a race then you are rewarded

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