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# 1841

Dhamki aur challenge toh darpok log dete hai


Cowards give a warning and a challenge

# 1842

Jaldi mein ho yah deri mein ho ... aadmi ko apna manners kabhi nahi bhoolna chahiye


Whether you are running quickly or whether you are running late ... a man should never forget his manners

# 1843

Hum toh gulaab lene gaye the ... yahan toh guldasta hi haath mein aa gaya


I was trying to get a rose ... but the whole bouquet came in my hand

# 1844

Humne chidiya ka naksha manga tha, chidiye ke ghosle ka nahi


I had asked for the map of the bird, not of the birds nest

# 1845

Main tumhe Kashmir se baghakar, Jammu mein girakar, Delhi mein uthakar, Bhopal mein ghumakar, Madras mein nachakar, Kanyakumari mein thokar maarkar ... Lanka ke samundar mein phek doonga


I will make you run from Kashmir, make you fall in Jammu, lift you up in Delhi, turn you around in Bhopal, make you dance in Madras, kick you in Kanyakumari ... and will throw in the ocean of Lanka

# 1846

Main tujhe maaf nahin karoonga ... main tujhe aaisa saaf karoonga ... jaise hajaam do baar sabun lagake daari saaf karta hai


I won't forgive you ... I will clean you in such a way ... as a barber cleans the beard by applying soap twice

# 1847

Climax mein pahuchakar drama ke chutti mat karao


Don't spoil the drama after getting it to the climax

# 1848

Mera naam hai Pote ... joh apne baap ke bhi nahi hote


My name is Pote ... and not even my father trusts me

# 1849

Abhi servicing ho gayi tumhari


You are now serviced

# 1850

Reception ho yah inflation ... shadiyaan toh honi hai


Whether it is reception or inflation ... marriages will happen

# 1851

Kya gaal hai ... kya baal hai ... yeh toh poori dhamaal hai


She's got great cheeks ... she's got great hair ... she's totally awesome

# 1852

Hey sundar nar, main teri deewani hoon ... tu mera Bajirao, main teri Mastani hoon


Hey handsome man, I'm crazy for you ... you're my Bajirao, and I'm your Mastani

# 1853

Tera pati hai na harami, tedha hai par tera hai


Your husband is very naughty, but still he's yours

# 1854

Hamao byah hoke rahega ... London, America, Dubai nahi mila toh ... Nepal, Sri Lanka, Bhutan toh milega


I'll get married no matter what ... so what if I'm unable to get married in London, America, Dubai ... I still have a chance in Nepal, Sri Lanka, Bhutan

# 1855

Kutta agar kaat le toh 14 sui lagta hai ... lekin agar khudhai ka kutta kaat le toh 28


If a dog bites you then you have to get 14 injections ... but if your own dog bites you then you have to get 28 injections

# 1856

Aaj kal normal logon se darro


Nowadays one should fear normal people

# 1857

Hamari bewakoofi thi joh unse dil lagaya tha ... zamane se begaari thi unhe apna banaya tha ... jinhe humne haar samjha tha gala apna sajane ko ... ur woh kaala naag ban baithe hum hi ko kaat khane ko


It was my foolishness that I fell in love with her ... I ignored the world and made her mine ... the one whom I had considered as the necklace that will adorn my neck ... she turned out to be a black snake who in turn bit me

# 1858

Tu banda na bada sahi hai ... lekin zimmedari ke naam pe na hug deta hai


You're an awesome guy ... but you always screw up when it comes to responsibilities

# 1859

Yeh teen cheezein kaafi khatarnak hoti hai ... kaala coat, safed coat aur petticoat ... pata nahi kitne ghus gaye


These three things are very dangerous ... black coat of lawyers, white coat of doctors and petticoat ... who knows how many people have been lost in them

# 1860

Agar shaadi se pehle tum itni tension logi na ... toh shaadi ho na ho ... sugar aur BP dono ho jayegi


If you take on so much tension before getting married ... then whether you get married or not ... you'll definitely suffer from diabetes and blood pressure

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