Kya farak padta hai Daler ho ya Udhas ... show ka mazaa aayega jab aap ho hamare paas

Mera jaisa chocolate hero action thodi na karega ... entry maroonga late, tab tak action karega mera duplicate

Abhe oye cold drink ke khali botal ke mudhe hue straw ... gissi hui Kolhapuri chappal!

Main apne papa ka eklauta mistake hoon

Apna toh aaisa-hich hai ... lade bagair apun zero aur ladke apun hero

Apna toh sidhaant hai shaan se jeeyo aur shanti se ludhak jao

Insaaf ki laathi mein awaaz ho ya na ho ... timing badi zalim hoti hai

Suna hai ladkiyan tumhari zindagi mein film role ki tarah hoti hai ... role khatam, rishta khatam

Yeh dharti roh rahi hai, yeh aasman roh raha hai ... nonsense yeh sab kya ho raha hai?

Main toh sirf tumhari tasveer hi kheench raha tha ... tum toh meri film utaar rahi ho

Is umar mein aaisa hi hota hai ... dil atak jaata hai, mamla khatak jaata hai aur neeyat phisal jaata hai

Beauty ko samajhne ke liye usse dekhna padta hai

Akad bakad bambay bo, assi nabbe jaane do, nabbe baad kiya tha joh, gunah hua ab sazaa lo ... akad bakad bambay bo, sazaa hui ab gunah lo

Is umar mein toh shareer second hand Ambassador ki tarah hota hai ... kabhi carburetor mein kachra, kabhi suspension mein lafda ... toh baar baar servicing ke liye jaana padta hai

Tum kya samajhti ho Krishna bhagwan tumhe bachane aayenge ... woh Mahabharat mein aaye the ... is Bharat mein nahi aayenge

Miss sweety, my honey ... tum aircondition taxi ho ... sexy sexy ho

Kya mukhda hai, kya aankhen hai, kya hooth hai ... aaisa lagta hai ki upar waale ne sare staff ko chutti dekar ... apne haathon se usse banaya hai

Is naari ki aaisi tarkari banata hoon ... ke sarkari gaadi mujhe izzat se lene aaye

Maine tujhe dhoonda yahan vahan sara jahan kahan kahan kahan ... tu mujhe mili yahan yahan yahan?

Woh ek ko pakadti hai, doosre ko lipatti hai, teesre ko dekhti hai ... aur chauthe ko chedti hai