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# 2961
Kabhi kabhi Anarkali ko Salim ke bajai Akbar se mohabbat ho jaati hai ... vaise hi kabhi kabhi hone wali biwi, hone wali amma ban jaati hai
Sometimes Anarkali falls in love with Akbar instead of Salim ... just like that, sometimes a to be wife turns into a to be mother

Guddu Ki Gun

Unknown

Shayari•Comedy
2
# 2962
Biwi ko chhodkar har purana cheez ka value hai aaj ki date mein
Other than a wife, everything old has a value in today's time

Guddu Ki Gun

Unknown

Husband & Wife•Comedy
2
# 2963
Pad gayi mehangi yaaron joh sochi thi sasti ... ab toh jayegi yahan se sirf hamari asthi ... humein kisne kaha tha karne great grand masti
What we thought was going to be cheap, turned out to be expensive ... now only our ashes will leave from here ... who asked us to have great grand fun

Great Grand Masti

Ritesh Deshmukh

Comedy
2
# 2964
Ragini ki sundarta ke poore gaaon mein the charche ... apne khoon se likhe naujawano ne usse parche ... lekin rakhne apni beti se door har paap ... ghar ke darwaze pe khada tha uska baap
The whole village was talking about Ragini's beauty ... young guys had written letters for her with their blood ... but to keep every sin away from her daughter ... her father was standing at her doorstep

Great Grand Masti

Sudesh Lehri

Comedy
2
# 2965
Patli ho ya moti ... poori janta mooh se lagayegi aapki goti
Be it slim or fat ... the whole world will kiss your marbles

Mastizaade

Vir Das

Adult•Comedy
2
# 2966
Filmy struggler us message ki tarah hai ... jise saala jitna bhi delete karo utna aur zyada aate hai
Film strugglers are like that message ... the more you delete them the more they come back

Gang of Ghosts

Unknown

Comedy•Technology & Science
Play Video
2
# 2967
Agar koi jawan potti jawan potte ko maarengi toh ... potta mar jayenga lekin potte ka dil joh hai fadhakta rahenga ... fatafat-fhat fatafat-fhat
If a young girl hits a young guy ... then the guy will die but his heart will keep on beating ... beating and beating

Tumse Achha Kaun Hai

Mehmood

Comedy
2
# 2968
Meetha bol bada anmol!
Sweet words are very precious!

Kshatriya

Prem Chopra

Comedy
2
# 2969
Ek phool do maali ... din paali ki raat paali
One flower and two gardener's ... one for the day and one for the night

Padmashree Laloo Prasad Yadav

Johnny Lever

Flowers & Trees•Comedy
2
# 2970
Every Sunday is not a day
Every day is not a Sunday

Jung (2000)

Neeraj Vora

Comedy
2
# 2971
Mujhe zero ki nahi heeron ki ginti mein interest hai
I'm interested in counting diamonds and not zeroes

Kis Kis Ki Kismat

Rati Agnihotri

Comedy
Play Video
2
# 2972
Ranjhe ka dil pehlu se satka, Heer ki zulfon mein jaa atka ... lekar soti hum joh satke, maa ko teri behad khatke
The heart of Ranjha slipped from the scarf and got stuck in the hair of Heer ... your mother didn't like it when I sneaked out with a stick

Mere Mehboob

Johnny Walker

Shayari•Comedy
2
# 2973
Bachche ka pet kharab hua toh usko julaab dena ... badhe ke dimaag kharab hua toh usko sharab dena
If a child has upset stomach then you should purge him ... and if the mind of an adult goes crazy then you should give him alcohol

Maqsad

Kader Khan

Food & Drinks•Comedy
2
# 2974
Lambe lambe baal Bengal ke, sudol jism UP ka, gora rang Kashmir ka, kali kali aankhen Madras ki ... aaisa lagta hai jaisa pura Hindustan ek hi soorat mein sama gaya ho
She has long hair from Bengal, beautiful body from UP (Uttar Pradesh), fair colour from Kashmir, black eyes from Madras ... it looks like the whole of India is collected in one person

Laat Saab

Asrani

City & Places•Comedy
2
# 2975
Paanch ungliyon se banta hai tamacha ... jinke padte hi ban jaata hai tamasha
A slap is made from 5 fingers ... and when you get slapped then it becomes a grand show

Super Model

Mushtaq Khan

Shayari•Comedy
Play Video
2
# 2976
Tum logan mera naam chindi chor kaama karke ... baigan mein mila diye meri izzat
You guys have done cheap things ... and have destroyed my name and dignity

The Angrez

Unknown

Comedy
2
# 2977
Phukhat ke chaiyan, phukat ke cigarettan, phukat ke samosa khake ... angrezon ke baare mein socho bole toh tum logan kya karre re ... kya samjhe re tum logan mereku ... maa-ki-kirkiri!
You guys after having free teas, free cigarettes, free samosas ... are simply doing nothing to think about the foreigners ... what do you think I am ... you pain in the ass!

The Angrez

Unknown

Food & Drinks•Adult•Comedy
2
# 2978
Haath kangan ko aarsi kya ... joh Urdu padhe uske liye Farsi kya
Who needs a mirror to see the beauty of an arm band ... the one who can read Urdu can comprehend Persian easily

Guru Suleman Chela Pahelwan

Mehmood

Shayari•Comedy
2
# 2979
Main bhi kitna harami hoon, dono taraf dhol bajhata hoon ... udhar se maal kamata hoon, idhar se naam kamata hoon
I'm such a scoundrel since I bang the drum from both sides ... from there I make money and from here I make my name

Chauraha

Shakti Kapoor

Shayari•Money•Comedy
2
# 2980
Tu toh meri umeedon ka junction hai ... dil se dil ka relation hai, connection hai, attraction hai, action hai, reaction hai ... yane ki tu meri mohabbat ka main station hai
You're the junction of my hopes ... you're the relation, connection, attraction, action, reaction from heart to heart ... which means you're the main station of my love

Gurudev

Rishi Kapoor

Romance•Comedy
2
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