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# 2961
Biwi ko chhodkar har purana cheez ka value hai aaj ki date mein

Other than a wife, everything old has a value in today's time

# 2962
Pad gayi mehangi yaaron joh sochi thi sasti ... ab toh jayegi yahan se sirf hamari asthi ... humein kisne kaha tha karne great grand masti

What we thought was going to be cheap, turned out to be expensive ... now only our ashes will leave from here ... who asked us to have great grand fun

# 2963
Ragini ki sundarta ke poore gaaon mein the charche ... apne khoon se likhe naujawano ne usse parche ... lekin rakhne apni beti se door har paap ... ghar ke darwaze pe khada tha uska baap

The whole village was talking about Ragini's beauty ... young guys had written letters for her with their blood ... but to keep every sin away from her daughter ... her father was standing at her doorstep

# 2964
Patli ho ya moti ... poori janta mooh se lagayegi aapki goti

Be it slim or fat ... the whole world will kiss your marbles

# 2965
Filmy struggler us message ki tarah hai ... jise saala jitna bhi delete karo utna aur zyada aate hai

Film strugglers are like that message ... the more you delete them the more they come back

# 2966
Agar koi jawan potti jawan potte ko maarengi toh ... potta mar jayenga lekin potte ka dil joh hai fadhakta rahenga ... fatafat-fhat fatafat-fhat

If a young girl hits a young guy ... then the guy will die but his heart will keep on beating ... beating and beating

# 2967
Meetha bol bada anmol!

Sweet words are very precious!

# 2968
Ek phool do maali ... din paali ki raat paali

One flower and two gardener's ... one for the day and one for the night

# 2969
Every Sunday is not a day

Every day is not a Sunday

# 2970
Mujhe zero ki nahi heeron ki ginti mein interest hai

I'm interested in counting diamonds and not zeroes

# 2971
Ranjhe ka dil pehlu se satka, Heer ki zulfon mein jaa atka ... lekar soti hum joh satke, maa ko teri behad khatke

The heart of Ranjha slipped from the scarf and got stuck in the hair of Heer ... your mother didn't like it when I sneaked out with a stick

# 2972
Bachche ka pet kharab hua toh usko julaab dena ... badhe ke dimaag kharab hua toh usko sharab dena

If a child has upset stomach then you should purge him ... and if the mind of an adult goes crazy then you should give him alcohol

# 2973
Lambe lambe baal Bengal ke, sudol jism UP ka, gora rang Kashmir ka, kali kali aankhen Madras ki ... aaisa lagta hai jaisa pura Hindustan ek hi soorat mein sama gaya ho

She has long hair from Bengal, beautiful body from UP (Uttar Pradesh), fair colour from Kashmir, black eyes from Madras ... it looks like the whole of India is collected in one person

# 2974
Paanch ungliyon se banta hai tamacha ... jinke padte hi ban jaata hai tamasha

A slap is made from 5 fingers ... and when you get slapped then it becomes a grand show

# 2975
Tum logan mera naam chindi chor kaama karke ... baigan mein mila diye meri izzat

You guys have done cheap things ... and have destroyed my name and dignity

# 2976
Phukhat ke chaiyan, phukat ke cigarettan, phukat ke samosa khake ... angrezon ke baare mein socho bole toh tum logan kya karre re ... kya samjhe re tum logan mereku ... maa-ki-kirkiri!

You guys after having free teas, free cigarettes, free samosas ... are simply doing nothing to think about the foreigners ... what do you think I am ... you pain in the ass!

# 2977
Haath kangan ko aarsi kya ... joh Urdu padhe uske liye Farsi kya

Who needs a mirror to see the beauty of an arm band ... the one who can read Urdu can comprehend Persian easily

# 2978
Main bhi kitna harami hoon, dono taraf dhol bajhata hoon ... udhar se maal kamata hoon, idhar se naam kamata hoon

I'm such a scoundrel since I bang the drum from both sides ... from there I make money and from here I make my name

# 2979
Tu toh meri umeedon ka junction hai ... dil se dil ka relation hai, connection hai, attraction hai, action hai, reaction hai ... yane ki tu meri mohabbat ka main station hai

You're the junction of my hopes ... you're the relation, connection, attraction, action, reaction from heart to heart ... which means you're the main station of my love

# 2980
Pehankar police ki yeh vardi hum ghalib tamasha-e-ahle-karam dekhte hai ... chaman ko ujhadte kahi baar dekha, par aaj is club ka hashar dekhte hai

Wearing the police uniform I'm watching the entertainment of generosity ... I've seen a flower garden get destroyed many a times, but today I'm looking at the condition of this club

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