Pad gayi mehangi yaaron joh sochi thi sasti ... ab toh jayegi yahan se sirf hamari asthi ... humein kisne kaha tha karne great grand masti

Ragini ki sundarta ke poore gaaon mein the charche ... apne khoon se likhe naujawano ne usse parche ... lekin rakhne apni beti se door har paap ... ghar ke darwaze pe khada tha uska baap

Patli ho ya moti ... poori janta mooh se lagayegi aapki goti

Filmy struggler us message ki tarah hai ... jise saala jitna bhi delete karo utna aur zyada aate hai

Agar koi jawan potti jawan potte ko maarengi toh ... potta mar jayenga lekin potte ka dil joh hai fadhakta rahenga ... fatafat-fhat fatafat-fhat

Meetha bol bada anmol!

Ek phool do maali ... din paali ki raat paali

Every Sunday is not a day

Mujhe zero ki nahi heeron ki ginti mein interest hai

Ranjhe ka dil pehlu se satka, Heer ki zulfon mein jaa atka ... lekar soti hum joh satke, maa ko teri behad khatke

Bachche ka pet kharab hua toh usko julaab dena ... badhe ke dimaag kharab hua toh usko sharab dena

Lambe lambe baal Bengal ke, sudol jism UP ka, gora rang Kashmir ka, kali kali aankhen Madras ki ... aaisa lagta hai jaisa pura Hindustan ek hi soorat mein sama gaya ho

Paanch ungliyon se banta hai tamacha ... jinke padte hi ban jaata hai tamasha

Tum logan mera naam chindi chor kaama karke ... baigan mein mila diye meri izzat

Phukhat ke chaiyan, phukat ke cigarettan, phukat ke samosa khake ... angrezon ke baare mein socho bole toh tum logan kya karre re ... kya samjhe re tum logan mereku ... maa-ki-kirkiri!

Haath kangan ko aarsi kya ... joh Urdu padhe uske liye Farsi kya

Main bhi kitna harami hoon, dono taraf dhol bajhata hoon ... udhar se maal kamata hoon, idhar se naam kamata hoon

Tu toh meri umeedon ka junction hai ... dil se dil ka relation hai, connection hai, attraction hai, action hai, reaction hai ... yane ki tu meri mohabbat ka main station hai

Pehankar police ki yeh vardi hum ghalib tamasha-e-ahle-karam dekhte hai ... chaman ko ujhadte kahi baar dekha, par aaj is club ka hashar dekhte hai

First hand samajh mein aata hai, second hand samajh mein aata hai, third hand tak samajh mein aata hai ... lekin yeh aaisa hand hai jiska saala koi "The End" hi nahi hai