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# 2981

Ladkiyan aur din ... subah hote hi badalne chahiye

Girls and date ... should be changed every morning

Masti

Vivek Oberoi

Comedy
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2
# 2982

Jab kismat mein likhe ho hathode ... toh kahan se milenge pakore?

When a hammer in written in your destiny ... then how will you get fritters?

Phas Gaye Re Obama

Unknown

Food & Drinks•Luck & Destiny•Comedy
2
# 2983

Jab uparwaale ne teir kismat mein nimboo diya hai ... toh beta, uska nimboo sharbat bana na

When God has given you a lemon in your destiny ... then my son, make lemon juice from it

Dasvidaniya

Vinay Pathak

Food & Drinks•Luck & Destiny•Comedy
2
# 2984

Aadmi front page pe photo waali kahani zindagi bhar kya ... marne ke baad bhi suna sakta hai

A person can talk about his photo on the front page for life ... and also after he dies

Dasvidaniya

Vinay Pathak

Comedy
2
# 2985

Chapraasi ke kaan upar ke bayaasi, neeche ke teraasi

The ears of a watchman are called 82 from the top and 83 from the bottom

Bunty Aur Babli

Amitabh Bachchan

Comedy
2
# 2986

Jab aisi taisi hoti hai ... toh taisi aisi ho jaati hai

When you get screwed ... then you do get screwed

Kismat Love Paisa Dilli

Vivek Oberoi

Comedy
2
# 2987

Tu gandi baatein badi achchi karta hai

You talk dirty things very nicely

Kismat Love Paisa Dilli

Vivek Oberoi

Comedy
2
# 2988

Logon ke din aate hai ... meri raat aayi

People have good days ... I had a good night

Kismat Love Paisa Dilli

Vivek Oberoi

Comedy
2
# 2989

Bank balance jitna thanda hai ... bheja utna garam rehta hai tera

How much cold your bank balance is ... that much hot your mind is

Policegiri

Prakash Raj

Comedy
2
# 2990

Zindagi cash se nahi, credit card se bhi nahi ... credit pe chalti hai

Not on cash, neither on credit card ... life lives on credit

Kyaa Kool Hai Hum

Unknown

Life•Comedy
2
# 2991

Abhi unde se bahar nikle nahi aur butter chicken banonga bolte hai

You've hardly come out of the egg and you're saying you want to become butter chicken

Rocket Singh: Salesman Of The Year

Unknown

Food & Drinks•Comedy
2
# 2992

Hum taaliyan sun sakte hai ... magar gaaliyan nahi sun sakte hai

I can hear claps ... but I can't hear cursing

Hum

Kader Khan

Comedy
2
# 2993

Saale buzdili ki gaud mein pale geedad ki sauteli aulad

Bloody you stepson of a jackal grown in the lap of cowardness

Hum

Anupam Kher

Animals & Birds•Comedy
2
# 2994

Seedhe ghar jaoge yah ... haspatal hokar jaoge

Do you want to go home straight ... or do you want to go via the hospital

Takkar

Sunil Shetty

House•Comedy
2
# 2995

Dimaag kharch karne se ... dimaag kam nahi hota

Using your brain ... does not diminish it

Takkar

Sunil Shetty

Comedy
2
# 2996

Sar se pair tak toh hum khud hi bure hai ... hamare liye buri khabar kya ho sakti hai

I am myself bad from head to toe ... there can't be any bad news for me

Hatyara

Mukesh Rishi

Comedy
2
# 2997

Tu toh us pagal kutte ki tarah bhaukne laga hai ... jisse pagal hone ke baad charon taraf se maut nazar aati hai

You have started to bark like the mad dog ... who sees death everywhere after going mad

Hatyara

Mithun Chakraborty

Animals & Birds•Death•Comedy
2
# 2998

Tu toh khoon is tarah karta hai jaise bachche khilona todh dete hai ... bus fark itna hai ki woh khilona todhne ke baad rote hai aur tu khoon karne ke baad hasta hai

You kill just like kids break toys ... the only difference is that they cry after they break the toy and you laugh after you kill

Hatyara

Mukesh Rishi

Comedy
2
# 2999

Abhe itni tatti English mein I love you bolega ... toh yeh hi hoga

If you say I love you in such shit English ... then this is bound to happen

Mere Dad Ki Maruti

Unknown

Comedy
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# 3000

Director ka art producer ke heart pe attack hai

The directors art is like an heart attack for the producer

Nautanki Saala

Unknown

Comedy
2
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