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# 2981

First hand samajh mein aata hai, second hand samajh mein aata hai, third hand tak samajh mein aata hai ... lekin yeh aaisa hand hai jiska saala koi "The End" hi nahi hai

I can understand first hand, I can understand second hand, I can even understand third hand ... but this is such a hand which has no "The End"

Jeete Hain Shaan Se

Mithun Chakraborty

Comedy

# 2982

Jai Maa Durga, pakad ke laya hoon murga ... jaldi se isko kaato aur maal apas mein baanto

By the grace of Goddess Durga, I've caught and brought a chicken ... now lets cut it quickly and share the money

Superman

Unknown

Animals & Birds•Money•Comedy

# 2983

Dil tootne ka ek side effect yeh bhi hota hai ... ki bill bhi choot jaate hai

One side effect of a heart break is also that ... even the bills get left behind

Amit Sahni Ki List

Vir Das

Money•Comedy

# 2984

Ek din woh aaisa hungama karega aur unka blood pressure itna bad jayega ... ki sirf pressure hoga, blood nahi hoga

One day he'll do such a commotion and his blood pressure will increase so much that ... only pressure will be there and no blood

Tu Chor Main Sipahi

Deven Verma

Comedy

# 2985

Nanga aadmi aur dhakki hui lal batti ... inki izzat nahi hoti

A naked person and a concealed red light ... they both don't get any respect

Dirty Politics

Ashutosh Rana

Comedy

# 2986

Khane ke baad aaram karna bhi utna hi zaroori hai ... jitna khujli hone par khujlana

To relax after eating is as important as ... it is to itch when you feel itchy

Main Meri Patni Aur Woh

Vinod Nagpal

Comedy

# 2987

Jee haan baza huzoor kiye ja raha hoon main ... aur maska laga lagake jeeye ja raha hoon main

I have been saying your majesty ... and I'm living by being obsequious

Sharmilee

Unknown

Shayari•Comedy

# 2988

Yeh fareban baaton ki machine gun ghumakar ... mere dil, dimaag aur gurde ka chindiyan bana diya

These cheaters spun the machine gun of talks ... and made pieces of my heart, brain and kidney

Well Done Abba

Boman Irani

Comedy

# 2989

Kismat hamare saath hai, uske haathon mein apna haath hai, chand chakori ki mulaqat hai, premi ko mili daulat ki saugat hai, lekin is baat mein bhi ek baat hai, shaadi ke baad main aapse poochunga daddy ... aapki kya aukaat hai?

Luck is with us, my hand is in her hand, the bird and the moon are meeting, the lover has got a gift of money, but in this thing there is also a thing, and after marriage I'll ask you daddy ... what is your status?

Nishana

Prem Chopra

Comedy•Money•Marriage & Wedding

# 2990

# 2991

Aaj phir jalwa, phir party ... sharaab, kabab aur hum aap

Today again we'll have fun and party ... with alcohol, meat skewers and you and me

C Kkompany

Sanjay Mishra

Food & Drinks•Comedy

# 2992

# 2993

# 2994

# 2995

Main bolonga toh bologi ki bolta hai

If I say then you'll say that I'm talking

Basant

Johnny Walker

Comedy

# 2996

Jaldi se chalte bano varna aaisi laat maaroonga ki football ki tarah goalpost se latakkar ... baar baar goal hote rahoge

Get out from here quickly or else I'll give you such a kick that you'll hang from the goalpost like a football ... and you'll be goaled again and again

Watan Ke Rakhwale

Mithun Chakraborty

Sports & Games•Comedy

# 2997

Agar doobara tumne hum dono ki zindagi mein phir se koi gadbad karne ki koshish ki ... toh maar maarkar tumhari shakal aaisi bighad doonga ... ki museum waale bhi apne showcase mein nahi rakhenge

If you even try to create a problem in both our lives again ... then I'll beat you up and damage your face such that ... even the people of the museum won't keep it in their showcase

Watan Ke Rakhwale

Mithun Chakraborty

Action•Comedy

# 2998

Aaj apna pehla mulaqat, khane ke liye daal bhat ... khana khale aaj mere saath, khana khale bill ka kya baat

Today is our first meeting, we have lentil rice to eat ... eat with me today and don't worry about the bill

Hum To Mohabbat Karega

Johnny Lever

Shayari•Food & Drinks•Comedy

# 2999

Aankhen hai toh dekh le, nahi khulega gate ... aur bahut bookha pyasa hai, toh kahin aur jaake kha chocolate

If you have eyes then see that this gate won't open ... and if you are hungry and thirsty a lot, then go somewhere else and eat a chocolate

Raavan

Govinda

Shayari•Food & Drinks•Comedy

# 3000

Pehle jab tum baat karti thi tumhari zubaan se shahad tapkata tha ... aur aaj tumhari zubaan ka shahad tumhari behen ki makkhiyon ne choos liya hai

Honey used to fall from your mouth earlier when you used to talk ... and today the mosquitoes of your sister have sucked the honey from your mouth

Thodisi Bewafaii

Rajesh Khanna

Food & Drinks•Comedy

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