Pehankar police ki yeh vardi hum ghalib tamasha-e-ahle-karam dekhte hai ... chaman ko ujhadte kahi baar dekha, par aaj is club ka hashar dekhte hai

First hand samajh mein aata hai, second hand samajh mein aata hai, third hand tak samajh mein aata hai ... lekin yeh aaisa hand hai jiska saala koi "The End" hi nahi hai

Jai Maa Durga, pakad ke laya hoon murga ... jaldi se isko kaato aur maal apas mein baanto

Dil tootne ka ek side effect yeh bhi hota hai ... ki bill bhi choot jaate hai

Ek din woh aaisa hungama karega aur unka blood pressure itna bad jayega ... ki sirf pressure hoga, blood nahi hoga

Nanga aadmi aur dhakki hui lal batti ... inki izzat nahi hoti

Khane ke baad aaram karna bhi utna hi zaroori hai ... jitna khujli hone par khujlana

Jee haan baza huzoor kiye ja raha hoon main ... aur maska laga lagake jeeye ja raha hoon main

Yeh fareban baaton ki machine gun ghumakar ... mere dil, dimaag aur gurde ka chindiyan bana diya

Kismat hamare saath hai, uske haathon mein apna haath hai, chand chakori ki mulaqat hai, premi ko mili daulat ki saugat hai, lekin is baat mein bhi ek baat hai, shaadi ke baad main aapse poochunga daddy ... aapki kya aukaat hai?

Mere Sohni Mahiwal ki love story ke andar interval toh ho sakta hai ... lekin the end kabhi nahi hona chahiye

Aaj phir jalwa, phir party ... sharaab, kabab aur hum aap

Woh copy hi kya jiska koi cover na ho ... aur woh ladki hi kya jiska koi lover na ho

Court ka ghar mein deri hai ... magar Bandra aur Andheri nahi

Tandurusti aur tvacha ka nahi hai daava ... sirf saaf safai ka pakka vaada

Main bolonga toh bologi ki bolta hai

Jaldi se chalte bano varna aaisi laat maaroonga ki football ki tarah goalpost se latakkar ... baar baar goal hote rahoge

Agar doobara tumne hum dono ki zindagi mein phir se koi gadbad karne ki koshish ki ... toh maar maarkar tumhari shakal aaisi bighad doonga ... ki museum waale bhi apne showcase mein nahi rakhenge

Aaj apna pehla mulaqat, khane ke liye daal bhat ... khana khale aaj mere saath, khana khale bill ka kya baat

Aankhen hai toh dekh le, nahi khulega gate ... aur bahut bookha pyasa hai, toh kahin aur jaake kha chocolate