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# 2981

Jai Maa Durga, pakad ke laya hoon murga ... jaldi se isko kaato aur maal apas mein baanto


By the grace of Goddess Durga, I've caught and brought a chicken ... now lets cut it quickly and share the money

# 2982

Dil tootne ka ek side effect yeh bhi hota hai ... ki bill bhi choot jaate hai


One side effect of a heart break is also that ... even the bills get left behind

# 2983

Ek din woh aaisa hungama karega aur unka blood pressure itna bad jayega ... ki sirf pressure hoga, blood nahi hoga


One day he'll do such a commotion and his blood pressure will increase so much that ... only pressure will be there and no blood

# 2984

Nanga aadmi aur dhakki hui lal batti ... inki izzat nahi hoti


A naked person and a concealed red light ... they both don't get any respect

# 2985

Khane ke baad aaram karna bhi utna hi zaroori hai ... jitna khujli hone par khujlana


To relax after eating is as important as ... it is to itch when you feel itchy

# 2986

Jee haan baza huzoor kiye ja raha hoon main ... aur maska laga lagake jeeye ja raha hoon main


I have been saying your majesty ... and I'm living by being obsequious

# 2987

Yeh fareban baaton ki machine gun ghumakar ... mere dil, dimaag aur gurde ka chindiyan bana diya


These cheaters spun the machine gun of talks ... and made pieces of my heart, brain and kidney

# 2988

Kismat hamare saath hai, uske haathon mein apna haath hai, chand chakori ki mulaqat hai, premi ko mili daulat ki saugat hai, lekin is baat mein bhi ek baat hai, shaadi ke baad main aapse poochunga daddy ... aapki kya aukaat hai?


Luck is with us, my hand is in her hand, the bird and the moon are meeting, the lover has got a gift of money, but in this thing there is also a thing, and after marriage I'll ask you daddy ... what is your status?

# 2989

Mere Sohni Mahiwal ki love story ke andar interval toh ho sakta hai ... lekin the end kabhi nahi hona chahiye


In the love story of my love birds there can be an interval ... but there should never be an ending

# 2990

Aaj phir jalwa, phir party ... sharaab, kabab aur hum aap


Today again we'll have fun and party ... with alcohol, meat skewers and you and me

# 2991

Woh copy hi kya jiska koi cover na ho ... aur woh ladki hi kya jiska koi lover na ho


What good is a book which doesn't have a cover ... and what good is a girl who doesn't have a lover

# 2992

Court ka ghar mein deri hai ... magar Bandra aur Andheri nahi


Delays are there in a court house ... but it doesn't have Bandra and Andheri in it

# 2993

Tandurusti aur tvacha ka nahi hai daava ... sirf saaf safai ka pakka vaada


We don't claim about health and skin ... but we promise a proper cleaning

# 2994

Main bolonga toh bologi ki bolta hai


If I say then you'll say that I'm talking

# 2995

Jaldi se chalte bano varna aaisi laat maaroonga ki football ki tarah goalpost se latakkar ... baar baar goal hote rahoge


Get out from here quickly or else I'll give you such a kick that you'll hang from the goalpost like a football ... and you'll be goaled again and again

# 2996

Agar doobara tumne hum dono ki zindagi mein phir se koi gadbad karne ki koshish ki ... toh maar maarkar tumhari shakal aaisi bighad doonga ... ki museum waale bhi apne showcase mein nahi rakhenge


If you even try to create a problem in both our lives again ... then I'll beat you up and damage your face such that ... even the people of the museum won't keep it in their showcase

# 2997

Aaj apna pehla mulaqat, khane ke liye daal bhat ... khana khale aaj mere saath, khana khale bill ka kya baat


Today is our first meeting, we have lentil rice to eat ... eat with me today and don't worry about the bill

# 2998

Aankhen hai toh dekh le, nahi khulega gate ... aur bahut bookha pyasa hai, toh kahin aur jaake kha chocolate


If you have eyes then see that this gate won't open ... and if you are hungry and thirsty a lot, then go somewhere else and eat a chocolate

# 2999

Pehle jab tum baat karti thi tumhari zubaan se shahad tapkata tha ... aur aaj tumhari zubaan ka shahad tumhari behen ki makkhiyon ne choos liya hai


Honey used to fall from your mouth earlier when you used to talk ... and today the mosquitoes of your sister have sucked the honey from your mouth

# 3000

Ladki hai ki whiskey ki botal ... dekhte hi nasha aa gaya


Is she a girl or a bottle of whiskey ... I'm intoxicated just by looking at her

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