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# 2941

Bhaiyon mein kya protocol jab dil mein laga ho fevicol

Forgot protocol between brothers when there is glue like fevicol

Dasvi

Abhishek Bachchan

Comedy
2
# 2942

Tum itna joh musruka rahe ho ... kitna kameenapan chupa rahe ho

You have such a big smile on your face ... but you are hiding so much evilness behind it

Koi Jaane Na

Unknown

Comedy
2
# 2943

Medu vada mein hole angoothe se zyada accha padta hai ... ungli nahi karte

Using a thumb creates a better hole in the medu vada ... so don't keep fingering around

Thalaivi

Kangana Ranaut

Food & Drinks•Comedy
Play Video
2
# 2944

Zindagi bhar itna make-up lagaya hai ki tumhara original chehra kaunsa hai, yeh bhool gaya hoon main

You've applied so much make-up for your entire life, that I've forgotten how your original face looks like

Jhootha Kahin Ka

Manoj Joshi

Comedy
2
# 2945

Shaadi patane ka fayda nahi ... shaadi patane ki saza hoti hai

Marriage is not a benefit for impressing a woman ... marriage is a punishment for impressing a woman

Jhootha Kahin Ka

Unknown

Marriage & Wedding•Comedy
2
# 2946

Handsome logon ko bhagwan fursat mein banata hai ... tumko khunas mein banaya hoga

God creates handsome people when he's at peace ... but he must have created you when he was angry

Jhootha Kahin Ka

Jimmy Shergill

Comedy
2
# 2947

(Didi ki muskaan achhi nahi lagi aapko kabhi) - Jahan inke dimple padte hai na ... teri didi ke wahan pimple rehte the

(You never liked the smile of my sister) - The place where this woman forms her dimples ... over there your sister had pimples

Jhootha Kahin Ka

Rishi Kapoor

Comedy
Play Video
2
# 2948

Khud ka shakal bulldog jaisa hai, humko dog bula raha hai

Your face is like that of a bulldog and you're calling me a dog

Jhootha Kahin Ka

Jimmy Shergill

Animals & Birds•Comedy
Play Video
2
# 2949

Gas ke cylinder mein aur unke calendar mein ... dono mein aag hi aag hove hai

A gas cylinder and his calendar ... they're both full of fire

Rangeela Raja

Govinda

Comedy
Play Video
2
# 2950

Gujaratiyon ke DNA mein hi ek aisi dadagiri hai ... ki jahan bhi jaaye, Manhattan ho ya Mumbai ... portable Gujarat saath mein le hi jaate hai

In the DNA of Gujarati people there's some level of bullying present ... because wherever they go, be it Manhattan or Mumbai ... they take portable Gujarat along with them

Patel Ki Punjabi Shaadi

Unknown

Comedy•City & Places
2
# 2951

Aadmi paisa kyun kamata hai ... car ke liye ... pet ke liye ... carpet ke liye ... aur kis liye

Why does a person earn money ... for a car ... for his stomach ... for carpet ... and for what else

Patel Ki Punjabi Shaadi

Rishi Kapoor

Money•Comedy
2
# 2952

Jab tak rahe saans aur haddi ... chalti rahe gaddi ... Jai Mata Di!

Until we're breathing and are bones are strong ... may our vehicle keep moving ... hail Goddess Durga!

Patel Ki Punjabi Shaadi

Rishi Kapoor

Comedy
2
# 2953

Aap toh fauji ki jagah mann mauji nikle

Instead of being a soldier you turned out to be a carefree person

Poster Boys

Shreyas Talpade

Comedy
Play Video
2
# 2954

Yeh bandhi teri life ka virus hai

This girl is the virus of your life

Running Shaadi

Unknown

Comedy
2
# 2955

Do not let his wonder steal your thunder

Do not let his wonder steal your thunder

Saat Uchakkey

Unknown

Comedy
2
# 2956

Media, maaldaaron se aur babaon se ... jitna door rahe utna hi acha hai

Media, rich people and religious saints ... the more distance you keep from them, the better it is

Global Baba

Ravi Kishan

Comedy
2
# 2957

Mooh ke sirf do hi kaam toh hai ... ek khana aur doosra bakna

The mouth has only two things to do ... one is eating and other is talking

Bollywood Diaries

Unknown

Comedy
2
# 2958

Aate se hoga keval ghaata ... agar khaoge band gobi toh dukaan band hogi ... agar khaoge butter toh down hoga shutter ... pyaaz se badega byaaj aur sauce se hoga sirf loss ... issi liye khao keval daal aur kamao dher sara maal

With flour there will only be loss ... if you'll eat cabbage then you're shop will close down ... if you'll eat butter then you're shutter will come down ... with onion your interest will rise and with sauce you'll only bear loss ... that's why only eat lentils and earn a lot of money

Guddu Ki Gun

Kunal Khemu

Food & Drinks•Money•Comedy
2
# 2959

Kabhi kabhi Anarkali ko Salim ke bajai Akbar se mohabbat ho jaati hai ... vaise hi kabhi kabhi hone wali biwi, hone wali amma ban jaati hai

Sometimes Anarkali falls in love with Akbar instead of Salim ... just like that, sometimes a to be wife turns into a to be mother

Guddu Ki Gun

Unknown

Shayari•Comedy
2
# 2960

Biwi ko chhodkar har purana cheez ka value hai aaj ki date mein

Other than a wife, everything old has a value in today's time

Guddu Ki Gun

Unknown

Husband & Wife•Comedy
2
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