Jab khud barbaad ho chuke ho na ... tab doosre ki barbaadi dekhne mein bada anand aata hai

Bhaiyon mein kya protocol jab dil mein laga ho fevicol

Tum itna joh musruka rahe ho ... kitna kameenapan chupa rahe ho

Medu vada mein hole angoothe se zyada accha padta hai ... ungli nahi karte

Aapki toh twacha itni gori hai ke aapki mail se cream ban jayegi

Zindagi bhar itna make-up lagaya hai ki tumhara original chehra kaunsa hai, yeh bhool gaya hoon main

Shaadi patane ka fayda nahi ... shaadi patane ki saza hoti hai

Handsome logon ko bhagwan fursat mein banata hai ... tumko khunas mein banaya hoga

(Didi ki muskaan achhi nahi lagi aapko kabhi) - Jahan inke dimple padte hai na ... teri didi ke wahan pimple rehte the

Khud ka shakal bulldog jaisa hai, humko dog bula raha hai

Gas ke cylinder mein aur unke calendar mein ... dono mein aag hi aag hove hai

Gujaratiyon ke DNA mein hi ek aisi dadagiri hai ... ki jahan bhi jaaye, Manhattan ho ya Mumbai ... portable Gujarat saath mein le hi jaate hai

Aadmi paisa kyun kamata hai ... car ke liye ... pet ke liye ... carpet ke liye ... aur kis liye

Jab tak rahe saans aur haddi ... chalti rahe gaddi ... Jai Mata Di!

Aap toh fauji ki jagah mann mauji nikle

Yeh bandhi teri life ka virus hai

Do not let his wonder steal your thunder

Media, maaldaaron se aur babaon se ... jitna door rahe utna hi acha hai

Mooh ke sirf do hi kaam toh hai ... ek khana aur doosra bakna

Aate se hoga keval ghaata ... agar khaoge band gobi toh dukaan band hogi ... agar khaoge butter toh down hoga shutter ... pyaaz se badega byaaj aur sauce se hoga sirf loss ... issi liye khao keval daal aur kamao dher sara maal