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# 2921

Desi maal dikhta chalu hai ... lekin ek baar chalu ho gaya na toh phaadke rakh dega


Local stuff looks deceiving ... but once it starts then it works great

# 2922

Hai rabba, main hoon iska abba ... main engine aur yeh mera dabba


Oh my, I am his dad ... I am the engine and he is the carriage

# 2923

Daal mein kaala ho ya garam masala ... kahan chup gaya hai saala?


I don't care whether the lentil soup has black pepper or a mixture of spices in it ... I want to know where the hell is he hiding?

# 2924

Hoshiyaari toh hoshiyaar logon se ki jaati hai


Smartness is only shown with smart people

# 2925

Agar tujhe dulha no. 1 banna hai, uske liye tujhe gunda no. 1 banna padega ... tab jaake tujhe heroine no. 1 milegi


If you want to become bridegroom no. 1, then you'll have to become villain no. 1 ... and then you'll get heroine no. 1

# 2926

Bhagwan jisse kisi kaam ke liye pehda nahi karta na ... usse seth bana deta hai


When God creates a person to do nothing ... he makes him the boss

# 2927

Apne mooh ki kamaan se shabdon ke tootte huye teer mat choda kar


Don't fire the broken arrow of words from the bow of your mouth

# 2928

Hasso mat ... aaj se tumhare rone ke din shuru ho gaye hai


Don't laugh ... from today the days of your crying start

# 2929

Main toh aapse dur rehna chahta hoon ... magar yeh kambhakt haath uchal uchal ke, uchal uchal ke ... tumse chipak jaata hai


I want to stay away from you ... but this bloody hand keeps jumping around ... and sticks on you

# 2930

Apne desh mein biwiyan nahi badal sakte na ... is liye yeh secretary badalta hai


In this country we can't change our wives ... that is why he changes his secretary

# 2931

Mumbai shehar ki har bimaari hum mein dekh kar bhaag jati hai


Every sickness of Mumbai city runs away after seeing me

# 2932

Jab koi jawan ladki saath mein ho toh veerane mein hi mazaa aata hai, darling


Darling, when a young girl is together then the fun only comes in a deserted place

# 2933

You're a poet and we didn't even know it


You're a poet and we didn't even know it

# 2934

Itna roye, itna roye ... laga jaise municipality ka gutter phat gaya ho


He cried so much, so much ... that it felt as if a municipality gutter broke

# 2935

Samaaj se gandagi saaf karne ka keeda hai mere andar


I have a bug inside me to remove dirtiness from the society

# 2936

First jump and then pump


First jump and then pump

# 2937

Raat toh gayi, magar baat nahin gayi


The night is over, but the talk isn't over

# 2938

Thair paapi ... main teri zubaan kheench ke loonga


Wait you evil ... I will pull your tongue

# 2939

Tu fikar mat kar yaar ... bacha hai tu mera


Don't worry my friend ... you're like my son

# 2940

Jab khud barbaad ho chuke ho na ... tab doosre ki barbaadi dekhne mein bada anand aata hai


When you yourself have been destroyed ... then watching someone else getting destroyed feels very satisfying

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