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# 2921

Pehle jab tum baat karti thi tumhari zubaan se shahad tapkata tha ... aur aaj tumhari zubaan ka shahad tumhari behen ki makkhiyon ne choos liya hai

Honey used to fall from your mouth earlier when you used to talk ... and today the mosquitoes of your sister have sucked the honey from your mouth

Thodisi Bewafaii

Rajesh Khanna

Food & Drinks•Comedy
2
# 2922

Abhe Chambal ghaati se bagaye hue C-grade ke daku!

Hey you C-grade dacoit on the run from the mountains of Chambal!

Ittefaq (2001)

Tiku Talsania

Thief & Criminal•City & Places•Comedy
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2
# 2923

Ladki hai ki whiskey ki botal ... dekhte hi nasha aa gaya

Is she a girl or a bottle of whiskey ... I'm intoxicated just by looking at her

Dhoti Lota Aur Chowpatty

Roopesh Kumar

Women•Food & Drinks•Comedy
2
# 2924

Chandramukhi ho ya Paaro ... ki farak penda hai yaaron

Be it Chandramukhi or Paaro ... how does it matter my friends

Jhankaar Beats

Sanjay Suri

Comedy
2
# 2925

Main tum bin adhoora, jaise namak bin daal ... daal bin bhat, bhat bin Bengal

I'm incomplete without you, just like lentil soup without salt ... like rice without lentil soup and Bengal without rice

Dilli Ka Thug

Kishore Kumar

Food & Drinks•City & Places•Comedy
2
# 2926

Main tolta pehle hoon aur bolta bad mein hoon

I weigh first and then I speak

Dadagiri

Amrish Puri

Comedy
2
# 2927

Wahan itni thand hoti hai, itni thand hoti hai ... ki gaye na doodh nahi, seedha ice cream de deti hai

It's so cold there, so cold ... that cows instead of giving milk, they straight give ice cream

Kyaa Dil Ne Kahaa

Esha Deol

Animals & Birds•Food & Drinks•Comedy
2
# 2928

Kuch reet jagat ki aaisi hai ... har ek subah ki shyam hui ... tu cheez hai kya, tera naam hai kya ... Rekha, Hema tak yahan badnaam hui

Some customs of the world are such that ... every morning has an evening ... what are you, what is your name ... even Rekha and Hema have been defamed here

The Don

Kader Khan

Shayari•Comedy
2
# 2929

Chandni raat, haathon mein haath ... peeche se padi baap ki laat

It was a moonlit night, her hand was in my hand ... and from behind her father kicked me

Jhooth Bole Kauwa Kaate

Anupam Kher

Shayari•Parents•Comedy
2
# 2930

Ghatiya sawaal poochna bahut aasaan hai ... lekin unka jawaab dena bahut mushkil ... joh tum jaisa ghatiya aadmi bhi nahi de sakta

It's very easy to ask cheap questions ... but it's very hard to answer them ... which even a cheap person like you can't answer

Ghar Sansar

Jeetendra

Comedy
Play Video
2
# 2931

Main woh khota sikka hoon ... joh dikhne mein toh ek anni hai lekin chalne mein rupaiya hai

I'm that counterfeit coin ... which looks like 1 Anna but it works like 1 Rupee

Ghar Sansar

Rajesh Puri

Money•Comedy
Play Video
2
# 2932

Itna maroonga tujhe itna maroonga ki meri behen toh kya ... tu apni hone waali biwi ko bhi behen kahega

I'll hit you so much that forget my sister ... you'll even call your fiance as your sister

Doli Saja Ke Rakhna

Tej Sapru

Action•Comedy
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2
# 2933

Clinic all clear dandruff shampoo ki tarah clear clear bata do ... varna itna maarenge ki zindagi bhar badan pe kapdon ki jagah dukh dabao lep lagakar ghoomoge

Tell me clearly like the Clinic all clear dandruff shampoo ... or else I'll beat you so much that instead of wearing clothes everywhere, you'll apply the pain killing balm for your entire life

Chalo Ishq Ladaaye

Johnny Lever

Comedy•Rowdyism
2
# 2934

Abhe pain balm ... ghamorio ke saste powder!

Hey you pain balm ... cheap powder for rashes!

Chalo Ishq Ladaaye

Johnny Lever

Comedy•Rowdyism
2
# 2935

Jab kaam ka bhoj badh jaata hai na ... toh dimaag ki wiring mein short circuit ho jaati hai

When the load of work increases ... then the wires of the brain get short circuited

Kishen Kanhaiya

Kader Khan

Technology & Science•Comedy
2
# 2936

Look change karne se insaan change nahi hota

By changing the look a person doesn't change

Will You Marry Me

Shreyas Talpade

Comedy
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2
# 2937

Bachpan mein chewing gum khakar baat nahi kar pate the ... aur ab paan khakar baat nahi kar pa rahe hai

In childhood you couldn't talk properly because of the chewing gum in your mouth ... and now you can't talk properly because of the betel leaves in your mouth

Chaar Din Ki Chandni

Anupam Kher

Food & Drinks•Comedy
2
# 2938

Khuda meherban toh gadha pehelwan ... sambhal meri jaan ... ek hi vaar mein dikhaon Hindustan

A donkey is strong if god is graceful ... but take care my friend ... or else I'll show you India in one shot

Chhailla Babu

Rajesh Khanna

Animals & Birds•Religion & God•Comedy
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2
# 2939

Jis tarah bina sone ke zevar nahi ban sakta ... us hi tarah bina pitte koi aashiq nahi ban sakta

Just like you can't make an ornament without gold ... just like that you can't become a lover without being beaten up

Jeevan Ki Shatranj

Kader Khan

Comedy•Romance
2
# 2940

Manju ... mere khawabon ki rani, mere pyar ki nishani, meri mohabbat ki biryani

Manju ... you are the queen of my dreams, the memento of my love, the biryani of my romance

Jeevan Ki Shatranj

Deepak Tijori

Dreams•Food & Drinks•Comedy
2
Songs - Comedy
Samjho Ho Hi Gaya
Samjho Ho Hi Gaya
Lage Raho Munna Bhai
 Karte Hai Hum Pyar Mr. India Se
Karte Hai Hum Pyar Mr. India Se
Mr. India
 Maine Paidal Se Ja Raha Tha
Maine Paidal Se Ja Raha Tha
Hero No. 1
 Ai Ai Ya Suku Suku
Ai Ai Ya Suku Suku
Junglee
 Gold Tamba
Gold Tamba
Batti Gul Meter Chalu
 Twinkle Twinkle Little Star
Twinkle Twinkle Little Star
Purab Aur Pachhim
Daiya Yeh Main Kahan
Caravan
Cat Maane Billi
Dilli Ka Thug
 Horn OK Please
Horn OK Please
Dedh Ishqiya
 Ibn-e-batuta
Ibn-e-batuta
Ishqiya

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