Pehle jab tum baat karti thi tumhari zubaan se shahad tapkata tha ... aur aaj tumhari zubaan ka shahad tumhari behen ki makkhiyon ne choos liya hai

Ladki hai ki whiskey ki botal ... dekhte hi nasha aa gaya

Chandramukhi ho ya Paaro ... ki farak penda hai yaaron

Main tum bin adhoora, jaise namak bin daal ... daal bin bhat, bhat bin Bengal

Main tolta pehle hoon aur bolta bad mein hoon

Kuch reet jagat ki aaisi hai ... har ek subah ki shyam hui ... tu cheez hai kya, tera naam hai kya ... Rekha, Hema tak yahan badnaam hui

Main woh khota sikka hoon ... joh dikhne mein toh ek anni hai lekin chalne mein rupaiya hai

Itna maroonga tujhe itna maroonga ki meri behen toh kya ... tu apni hone waali biwi ko bhi behen kahega

Clinic all clear dandruff shampoo ki tarah clear clear bata do ... varna itna maarenge ki zindagi bhar badan pe kapdon ki jagah dukh dabao lep lagakar ghoomoge

Abhe pain balm ... ghamorio ke saste powder!

Look change karne se insaan change nahi hota

Mard do zaat ke hote hai ... ek joh bewakoof pehda hote hai ... doosre joh bewakoof banaye jaate hai

Bachpan mein chewing gum khakar baat nahi kar pate the ... aur ab paan khakar baat nahi kar pa rahe hai

Khuda meherban toh gadha pehelwan ... sambhal meri jaan ... ek hi vaar mein dikhaon Hindustan

Jis tarah bina sone ke zevar nahi ban sakta ... us hi tarah bina pitte koi aashiq nahi ban sakta

Arre tu aadmi hai ki patang ... jab dekho hawa mein udhkar aata hai

Agar tu mere samne aaya na ... toh gobar mein jhadu dubo dubokar peeton tujhe

Cooking is spiritual ... ek achcha cook banne ke liye, achche dil ka hona bahut zaroori hai

Bade log badtameezi bhi karte hai toh badi hi ... choti nahi

Meetha khoon kadva mizaaj