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# 3001
Ladki hai ki whiskey ki botal ... dekhte hi nasha aa gaya

Is she a girl or a bottle of whiskey ... I'm intoxicated just by looking at her

# 3002
Chandramukhi ho ya Paaro ... ki farak penda hai yaaron

Be it Chandramukhi or Paaro ... how does it matter my friends

# 3003
Main tum bin adhoora, jaise namak bin daal ... daal bin bhat, bhat bin Bengal

I'm incomplete without you, just like lentil soup without salt ... like rice without lentil soup and Bengal without rice

# 3004
Main tolta pehle hoon aur bolta bad mein hoon

I weigh first and then I speak

# 3005
Kuch reet jagat ki aaisi hai ... har ek subah ki shyam hui ... tu cheez hai kya, tera naam hai kya ... Rekha, Hema tak yahan badnaam hui

Some customs of the world are such that ... every morning has an evening ... what are you, what is your name ... even Rekha and Hema have been defamed here

# 3006
Main woh khota sikka hoon ... joh dikhne mein toh ek anni hai lekin chalne mein rupaiya hai

I'm that counterfeit coin ... which looks like 1 Anna but it works like 1 Rupee

# 3007
Itna maroonga tujhe itna maroonga ki meri behen toh kya ... tu apni hone waali biwi ko bhi behen kahega

I'll hit you so much that forget my sister ... you'll even call your fiance as your sister

# 3008
Clinic all clear dandruff shampoo ki tarah clear clear bata do ... varna itna maarenge ki zindagi bhar badan pe kapdon ki jagah dukh dabao lep lagakar ghoomoge

Tell me clearly like the Clinic all clear dandruff shampoo ... or else I'll beat you so much that instead of wearing clothes everywhere, you'll apply the pain killing balm for your entire life

# 3009
Abhe pain balm ... ghamorio ke saste powder!

Hey you pain balm ... cheap powder for rashes!

# 3010
Look change karne se insaan change nahi hota

By changing the look a person doesn't change

# 3011
Mard do zaat ke hote hai ... ek joh bewakoof pehda hote hai ... doosre joh bewakoof banaye jaate hai

Men are of two types ... one who are born foolish ... and second who can be fooled

# 3012
Bachpan mein chewing gum khakar baat nahi kar pate the ... aur ab paan khakar baat nahi kar pa rahe hai

In childhood you couldn't talk properly because of the chewing gum in your mouth ... and now you can't talk properly because of the betel leaves in your mouth

# 3013
Khuda meherban toh gadha pehelwan ... sambhal meri jaan ... ek hi vaar mein dikhaon Hindustan

A donkey is strong if god is graceful ... but take care my friend ... or else I'll show you India in one shot

# 3014
Jis tarah bina sone ke zevar nahi ban sakta ... us hi tarah bina pitte koi aashiq nahi ban sakta

Just like you can't make an ornament without gold ... just like that you can't become a lover without being beaten up

# 3015
Arre tu aadmi hai ki patang ... jab dekho hawa mein udhkar aata hai

Are you a human or a kite ... you always fly in the air and come

# 3016
Agar tu mere samne aaya na ... toh gobar mein jhadu dubo dubokar peeton tujhe

If you come in front in me ... then I'll dip the broom in cow dung and beat you with it

# 3017
Cooking is spiritual ... ek achcha cook banne ke liye, achche dil ka hona bahut zaroori hai

Cooking is spiritual ... to become a good cook, it's very important to have a good heart

# 3018
Bade log badtameezi bhi karte hai toh badi hi ... choti nahi

If big people behave bad then it's in a big way ... not something small

# 3019
Meetha khoon kadva mizaaj

Sweet blood but sour temperament

# 3020
Dialogue delivery karna na bachche ke delivery jitna hi mushkil hai ... bejaan kirdaar mein jaan dalni padti hai

Delivering a dialogue is as hard as doing the delivery of a child ... you have to put life in a lifeless role

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