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# 3001

Chandramukhi ho ya Paaro ... ki farak penda hai yaaron

Be it Chandramukhi or Paaro ... how does it matter my friends

Jhankaar Beats

Sanjay Suri

Comedy
2
# 3002

Main tum bin adhoora, jaise namak bin daal ... daal bin bhat, bhat bin Bengal

I'm incomplete without you, just like lentil soup without salt ... like rice without lentil soup and Bengal without rice

Dilli Ka Thug

Kishore Kumar

Food & Drinks•City & Places•Comedy
2
# 3003

Main tolta pehle hoon aur bolta bad mein hoon

I weigh first and then I speak

Dadagiri

Amrish Puri

Comedy
2
# 3004

Kuch reet jagat ki aaisi hai ... har ek subah ki shyam hui ... tu cheez hai kya, tera naam hai kya ... Rekha, Hema tak yahan badnaam hui

Some customs of the world are such that ... every morning has an evening ... what are you, what is your name ... even Rekha and Hema have been defamed here

The Don

Kader Khan

Shayari•Comedy
2
# 3005

Main woh khota sikka hoon ... joh dikhne mein toh ek anni hai lekin chalne mein rupaiya hai

I'm that counterfeit coin ... which looks like 1 Anna but it works like 1 Rupee

Ghar Sansar

Rajesh Puri

Money•Comedy
Play Video
2
# 3006

Itna maroonga tujhe itna maroonga ki meri behen toh kya ... tu apni hone waali biwi ko bhi behen kahega

I'll hit you so much that forget my sister ... you'll even call your fiance as your sister

Doli Saja Ke Rakhna

Tej Sapru

Action•Comedy
Play Video
2
# 3007

Clinic all clear dandruff shampoo ki tarah clear clear bata do ... varna itna maarenge ki zindagi bhar badan pe kapdon ki jagah dukh dabao lep lagakar ghoomoge

Tell me clearly like the Clinic all clear dandruff shampoo ... or else I'll beat you so much that instead of wearing clothes everywhere, you'll apply the pain killing balm for your entire life

Chalo Ishq Ladaaye

Johnny Lever

Comedy•Rowdyism
2
# 3008

Abhe pain balm ... ghamorio ke saste powder!

Hey you pain balm ... cheap powder for rashes!

Chalo Ishq Ladaaye

Johnny Lever

Comedy•Rowdyism
2
# 3009

Look change karne se insaan change nahi hota

By changing the look a person doesn't change

Will You Marry Me

Shreyas Talpade

Comedy
Play Video
2
# 3010

Mard do zaat ke hote hai ... ek joh bewakoof pehda hote hai ... doosre joh bewakoof banaye jaate hai

Men are of two types ... one who are born foolish ... and second who can be fooled

Nagin

Reena Roy

Men•Comedy
2
# 3011

Bachpan mein chewing gum khakar baat nahi kar pate the ... aur ab paan khakar baat nahi kar pa rahe hai

In childhood you couldn't talk properly because of the chewing gum in your mouth ... and now you can't talk properly because of the betel leaves in your mouth

Chaar Din Ki Chandni

Anupam Kher

Food & Drinks•Comedy
2
# 3012

Khuda meherban toh gadha pehelwan ... sambhal meri jaan ... ek hi vaar mein dikhaon Hindustan

A donkey is strong if god is graceful ... but take care my friend ... or else I'll show you India in one shot

Chhailla Babu

Rajesh Khanna

Animals & Birds•Religion & God•Comedy
Play Video
2
# 3013

Jis tarah bina sone ke zevar nahi ban sakta ... us hi tarah bina pitte koi aashiq nahi ban sakta

Just like you can't make an ornament without gold ... just like that you can't become a lover without being beaten up

Jeevan Ki Shatranj

Kader Khan

Comedy•Romance
2
# 3014

Arre tu aadmi hai ki patang ... jab dekho hawa mein udhkar aata hai

Are you a human or a kite ... you always fly in the air and come

Malaamal Weekly

Unknown

Comedy
2
# 3015

Agar tu mere samne aaya na ... toh gobar mein jhadu dubo dubokar peeton tujhe

If you come in front in me ... then I'll dip the broom in cow dung and beat you with it

Malaamal Weekly

Unknown

Comedy
2
# 3016

Cooking is spiritual ... ek achcha cook banne ke liye, achche dil ka hona bahut zaroori hai

Cooking is spiritual ... to become a good cook, it's very important to have a good heart

Aap Ki Khatir

Sunil Shetty

Comedy
2
# 3017

Bade log badtameezi bhi karte hai toh badi hi ... choti nahi

If big people behave bad then it's in a big way ... not something small

Main Tulsi Tere Aangan Ki

Unknown

Comedy
Play Video
2
# 3018

Meetha khoon kadva mizaaj

Sweet blood but sour temperament

Azaad (1978)

Dharmendra

Comedy
2
# 3019

Dialogue delivery karna na bachche ke delivery jitna hi mushkil hai ... bejaan kirdaar mein jaan dalni padti hai

Delivering a dialogue is as hard as doing the delivery of a child ... you have to put life in a lifeless role

Maan Gaye Mughall-e-Azam

Paresh Rawal

Comedy•Life
2
# 3020

Inki sundarta ki tareef karna toh chand ko aaina dikhana hai

Praising her beauty is like showing the mirror to the moon

Ram Aur Shyam

Pran

Comedy
2
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Chahe Mujhe Koi Bhoot Kaho
Waris
 Hum Toh Tambu Mein Bambu
Hum Toh Tambu Mein Bambu
Mard
 What's Goin' On
What's Goin' On
Salaam Namaste
 Lag Gayi Lottery
Lag Gayi Lottery
Fukrey
 Bade Kaam Ka Bandar
Bade Kaam Ka Bandar
Aankhen (1993)
 Totey Ud Gaye
Totey Ud Gaye
Ek Thi Daayan
 Ram Narayan Baaja Bajata
Ram Narayan Baaja Bajata
Saajan Chale Sasural
 Tu Maike Mat Jaiyo
Tu Maike Mat Jaiyo
Pukar (1983)
 Chhote Chhote Tamashe
Chhote Chhote Tamashe
Sanam Re
 Awara Hoon
Awara Hoon
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