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# 3001

Jab tak subah se shaam tak, sattar aadmiyon ko maar kar kha na loon ... dhakaar hi nahi aati

From morning until evening, unless I kill and eat seventy people ... I don't burp

Elaan-E-Jung

Unknown

Comedy•Action
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# 3002

Tu akela harami pehda nahin hua

You aren't the only scoundrel born

Luv Shuv Tey Chicken Khurana

Unknown

Comedy
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# 3003

Chot lagegi toh hi mazboot ho jaoge

You will get stronger only when you get a wound

Maidan-E-Jung

Karisma Kapoor

Comedy
2
# 3004

Maine duniya mein bade baimaan dekhe ... lekin aap logon ke takkar ka ek bhi nahi mila

I have seen many scoundrels in this world ... but none were to the extent as you guys are

Inquilaab

Amitabh Bachchan

Comedy
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2
# 3005

Kaun bewakoof hoga, joh aapka mazaak uda karke apne mazaak ka mazaak udayega

Who will be a fool, who will make fun of his fun after making fun of you

Inquilaab

Amitabh Bachchan

Comedy
Play Video
2
# 3006

Ek baar teri file open ho gayi na ... toh sab kuch close ho jayega

Once your file opens ... then everything will get closed

Andolan

Ishrat Ali

Law & Order•Comedy
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2
# 3007

Zubaan mooh mein rakhne ke liye hoti hai ... tu kyun deta rehta hai logo ko yaar?

Promises should be kept inside the mouth ... why do you keep giving it to people?

Short Kut: The Con Is On

Arshad Warsi

Comedy
2
# 3008

Woh ek gandi naali ka keeda hai

He is bug from a nasty gutter

Unknown

Comedy•Animals & Birds
2
# 3009

Milawat is mulk ka sabse bada bimari hai ... agar whiskey mein pani milayega toh log dhoodh mein kya milayega

Adulteration is the biggest disease of this country ... if people mix water in whiskey, then what will they mix in milk

Julie (1975)

Om Prakash

Food & Drinks•Comedy
Play Video
1
# 3010

Pata ka kitna bada hai woh ... je Bachchan ke upar Aamir Khan lago lo, toh bhi kamar tak hi aayenge uske

Do you know how tall he is ... even if you take Amitabh Bachchan and put Aamir Khan on top of him, then to I'll only come up to his waist

Stree 2: Sarkate Ka Aatank

Rajkummar Rao

Comedy
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# 3011

Shakal dekhi hai apni ... kamzor kauve ki tarah dikhta hai ... itna patla sirf tujhe dekha hai ya natraj ki pencil

Have you seen your face ... you look like a weak crow ... you're as thin as a natraj pencil

Vicky Vidya Ka Woh Wala Video

Mallika Sherawat

Animals & Birds•Comedy
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1
# 3012

Pada likha jaat ... solah dooni aath ... so don't be smart

I'm a bold educated man ... and I know that two times eight is sixteen ... so don't be smart

Dasvi

Abhishek Bachchan

Education•Comedy
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1
# 3013

Fitness aur fatness mein ek hi akshar ka farak hai

There's only a difference of one letter between fitness and fatness

Ghoomer

Unknown

Comedy
1
# 3014

Doctor aur driver ko kabhi naraz nahi karna chahiye ... injection aur steering wheel agar galat ghuma diya na ... toh game over

You should never upset your doctor and your driver ... because if they slightly change the direction of the injection or steering wheel ... then it'll be game over

Shehzada

Paresh Rawal

Comedy
1
# 3015

Dimaag ka khula rakhna utna hi zaroori hai jitna ki tijori ka band rehna

It is important to keep the mind open as much as it is to keep the safe locked

Kya Meri Sonam Gupta Bewafa Hai

Vijay Raaz

Comedy
1
# 3016

Aa gaya saala jallad ka dhooth ... apni maa ka poot ... chalta hai kaise, jaise malai mein dhoodh

Here comes the messenger of an executioner ... the son of his mother ... he walks just like cream over milk

Bewafa Sanam

Viju Khote

Comedy•Food & Drinks
1
# 3017

Main kunwari hoon ... tezz kataari hoon ... par main tumhari hoon

I'm a bachelorette ... I'm fast and sharp ... but I belong to you all

Madam Chief Minister

Richa Chadda

Comedy
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1
# 3018

Aapki toh twacha itni gori hai ke aapki mail se cream ban jayegi

Your skin is so fair that even the dirt on your body can easily be turned into a cream

Suraj Pe Mangal Bhari

Diljit Dosanjh

Comedy
1
# 3019

Iske salary ke din khatam aur pension ke din aane wale hai

His days of salary are over and his days of pension are about to begin

Motichoor Chaknachoor

Unknown

Money•Comedy
1
# 3020

Mera waqt kuch yoon guzra iPhone ki delivery ke intezar mein ... ki karte rahe courier wale ke call ka wait, purane phone phek ke kabaad mein

My wait for the delivery of my iPhone was such that ... I threw away my old phone, and I was waiting for the call of the courier guy

Happy Hardy And Heer

Unknown

Shayari•Comedy
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