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# 2861

Yeh bandhi teri life ka virus hai

This girl is the virus of your life

Running Shaadi

Unknown

Comedy
2
# 2862

Do not let his wonder steal your thunder

Do not let his wonder steal your thunder

Saat Uchakkey

Unknown

Comedy
2
# 2863

Media, maaldaaron se aur babaon se ... jitna door rahe utna hi acha hai

Media, rich people and religious saints ... the more distance you keep from them, the better it is

Global Baba

Ravi Kishan

Comedy
2
# 2864

Mooh ke sirf do hi kaam toh hai ... ek khana aur doosra bakna

The mouth has only two things to do ... one is eating and other is talking

Bollywood Diaries

Unknown

Comedy
2
# 2865

Aate se hoga keval ghaata ... agar khaoge band gobi toh dukaan band hogi ... agar khaoge butter toh down hoga shutter ... pyaaz se badega byaaj aur sauce se hoga sirf loss ... issi liye khao keval daal aur kamao dher sara maal

With flour there will only be loss ... if you'll eat cabbage then you're shop will close down ... if you'll eat butter then you're shutter will come down ... with onion your interest will rise and with sauce you'll only bear loss ... that's why only eat lentils and earn a lot of money

Guddu Ki Gun

Kunal Khemu

Food & Drinks•Money•Comedy
2
# 2866

Kabhi kabhi Anarkali ko Salim ke bajai Akbar se mohabbat ho jaati hai ... vaise hi kabhi kabhi hone wali biwi, hone wali amma ban jaati hai

Sometimes Anarkali falls in love with Akbar instead of Salim ... just like that, sometimes a to be wife turns into a to be mother

Guddu Ki Gun

Unknown

Shayari•Comedy
2
# 2867

Pad gayi mehangi yaaron joh sochi thi sasti ... ab toh jayegi yahan se sirf hamari asthi ... humein kisne kaha tha karne great grand masti

What we thought was going to be cheap, turned out to be expensive ... now only our ashes will leave from here ... who asked us to have great grand fun

Great Grand Masti

Ritesh Deshmukh

Comedy
2
# 2868

Ragini ki sundarta ke poore gaaon mein the charche ... apne khoon se likhe naujawano ne usse parche ... lekin rakhne apni beti se door har paap ... ghar ke darwaze pe khada tha uska baap

The whole village was talking about Ragini's beauty ... young guys had written letters for her with their blood ... but to keep every sin away from her daughter ... her father was standing at her doorstep

Great Grand Masti

Sudesh Lehri

Comedy
2
# 2869

Patli ho ya moti ... poori janta mooh se lagayegi aapki goti

Be it slim or fat ... the whole world will kiss your marbles

Mastizaade

Vir Das

Adult•Comedy
2
# 2870

Ishq toh sabhi karte hai ... lekin sabka kurta pyjama, coat patloon nahi ban jaata

Everyone falls in love ... but not everyone's simple clothes turn into a suit and a pant

Milap

Johnny Walker

Clothes & Shoes•Comedy
2
# 2871

Jab tak phatte cheetre kapdo se gareebi na jhanke ... bhook se bhilagte log dikhai na de ... aur aag mein jhulasta aadmi nazar na aaye ... tab tak Hindustan ke kalakar ko vish award nahi milta

Until you show poverty from ripped clothes ... until you show hungry people ... and until you show people burning from fire ... till then an Indian actor doesn't get an international award

Gautam Govinda

Ishrat Ali

Clothes & Shoes•Comedy
2
# 2872

Agar koi jawan potti jawan potte ko maarengi toh ... potta mar jayenga lekin potte ka dil joh hai fadhakta rahenga ... fatafat-fhat fatafat-fhat

If a young girl hits a young guy ... then the guy will die but his heart will keep on beating ... beating and beating

Tumse Achha Kaun Hai

Mehmood

Comedy
2
# 2873

Meetha bol bada anmol!

Sweet words are very precious!

Kshatriya

Prem Chopra

Comedy
2
# 2874

Jinke apne bistar doosron ke ghar laga karte hai ... woh teesron ke ghar ki chaddar gina nahi karte

Those who sleep on beds in other people's house ... they don't count the bedsheets in a third person's house

Padmashree Laloo Prasad Yadav

Sharat Saxena

House•Comedy
2
# 2875

Ek phool do maali ... din paali ki raat paali

One flower and two gardener's ... one for the day and one for the night

Padmashree Laloo Prasad Yadav

Johnny Lever

Flowers & Trees•Comedy
2
# 2876

Every Sunday is not a day

Every day is not a Sunday

Jung (2000)

Neeraj Vora

Comedy
2
# 2877

Mujhe zero ki nahi heeron ki ginti mein interest hai

I'm interested in counting diamonds and not zeroes

Kis Kis Ki Kismat

Rati Agnihotri

Comedy
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2
# 2878

Ranjhe ka dil pehlu se satka, Heer ki zulfon mein jaa atka ... lekar soti hum joh satke, maa ko teri behad khatke

The heart of Ranjha slipped from the scarf and got stuck in the hair of Heer ... your mother didn't like it when I sneaked out with a stick

Mere Mehboob

Johnny Walker

Shayari•Comedy
2
# 2879

(Koi ladki tumse nahi takrai?) ... Takrai ... takrake gabrai, gabrake sharmai, upar se uski mummy chali aayi ... is liye ladki haath nahi aayi

(No girl bumped into you?) ... One did ... she got scared bumping into me, she felt shy being scared, and on top of that her mom came along ... that's why I couldn't get the girl

Aap Aye Bahaar Ayee

Rajendra Nath

Comedy•Parents
2
# 2880

Bachche ka pet kharab hua toh usko julaab dena ... badhe ke dimaag kharab hua toh usko sharab dena

If a child has upset stomach then you should purge him ... and if the mind of an adult goes crazy then you should give him alcohol

Maqsad

Kader Khan

Food & Drinks•Comedy
2
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