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# 2861

Mard ki zaat par hamesha lagaam kaskar rakhni chahiye ... zara dheeli chhod do toh awara behl ho jaate hai

You should always hold the reins of a man tight ... the moment you let it lose they turn into a tramp ox

Tirchhi Topiwale

Himani Shivpuri

Men•Animals & Birds•Comedy
3
# 2862

Jab bhi hamari tumhari mulaqat hoti hai ... koi na koi baat zaroor pehda hoti hai

Whenever you and I meet ... something or the other definitely happens

Shatranj

Rajendra Kumar

Comedy
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# 2863

Pehla bacha abhi nahi ... do ke baad kabhi nahi

Not now for the first child ... and after two nothing

Ek Nari Ek Brahmachari

Jagdeep

Comedy
3
# 2864

Samajh samajhke samajh ko samajho toh samajhna bhi ek samajh hai ... samajh gaye?

If you understand the understanding then to understand is also an understanding ... did you understand?

Mahaan

Amitabh Bachchan

Comedy
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# 2865

Yeh cricketeron waale naam safe nahi hote ji ... kal ko woh run banane band karega ... log jootiyan isko marenge

These names of cricketers are not safe ... tomorrow if they stop scoring runs ... then people will hit him with shoes

Khosla Ka Ghosla

Ranvir Shorey

Sports & Games•Clothes & Shoes•Comedy
3
# 2866

Bahut ho gayi pyar ki acting, bahut gaa liye duet ... ab jis kaam ke liye main tumhe yahan laya hoon na, just do it

Enough of this acting in love, enough of singing duets ... now the work for which I've brought you here, just do it

Shaadi No. 1

Satish Shah

Shayari•Comedy
3
# 2867

Duniya gol nahi, merry-go-round hai

The world is not round, it's a merry-go-round

Julie (2004)

Unknown

World & Universe•Comedy
3
# 2868

Apni zindagi toh aaise chal rahi hai jaise ee desh ko tohri sarkar ... bina engine ke handle, upar se scandal pe scandal

My life is going on just like your government for this country ... it's a handle without an engine, and on top of that there are many scandals

Jawani Zindabad

Kader Khan

Comedy•Government
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# 2869

Hum saadharan premi nahi ... desh premi hai

I'm not a simple lover ... I'm a patriot

Jawani Zindabad

Utpal Dutt

Comedy•Patriotism
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3
# 2870

Badi achchi baat hai ... din mein bhi raat hai ... chalo Allah hamare saath hai

It's alright ... there is night even during the day ... and Allah is with us

Well Done Abba

Boman Irani

Comedy•Religion & God
3
# 2871

Delhi shehar mein mard abhi bhi abla hai ... uska kabhi bhi bajh sakta tabla hai

In the city of Delhi a man is still weak ... he can anytime be played on like drums

Sunday

Vrajesh Hirjee

City & Places•Men•Comedy
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3
# 2872

Iske baad tum logon ne mereko loan ke liye phone kiya na ... toh apne aapko yahan se chhudane ke liye tum log apne hi bank se loan lena padega

After this if you guys call me for a loan ... then you guys will have to take a loan from your bank itself to free yourself from here

Traffic Signal

Sudhir Mishra

Rowdyism•Comedy
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# 2873

Mera sirf ek screw dheela hai ... baki sab tight hai

Only one of my screws is lose ... all others are tight

Waah! Tera Kya Kehna

Govinda

Comedy
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# 2874

Is duniya mein har cheez ka ilaaj hai ... lekin shaq ka ilaaj NASA ke pass bhi nahi hai

In this world there is a cure for everything ... but even NASA (National Aeronautics and Space Administration) doesn't have a cure for suspicion

Main Aurr Mrs Khanna

Yash Tonk

Comedy
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# 2875

Kisi ke sar par tel ki handi phoote ... magar kisi ki kismat na phoote

Even a pot of oil may break on someones head ... but their luck should not break

Thodisi Bewafaii

Unknown

Luck & Destiny•Comedy
3
# 2876

Baat ban gayi, life ban gayi ... bhabhi bhaiya ki wife ban gayi

Life is great and it's confirmed ... sister-in-law has become my brothers wife

Shapath

Harish Kumar

Comedy•Life•Husband & Wife
3
# 2877

Wahan itni thand hoti hai, itni thand hoti hai ... ki gaye na doodh nahi, seedha ice cream de deti hai

It's so cold there, so cold ... that cows instead of giving milk, they straight give ice cream

Kyaa Dil Ne Kahaa

Esha Deol

Animals & Birds•Food & Drinks•Comedy
3
# 2878

Mereko duniya ki nazar mein mat gira ... mubarak ho shaadi ki saalgirah

Don't make me fall in front of the eyes of the world ... congratulations on our wedding anniversary

Prem Kaa Game

Johnny Lever

Marriage & Wedding•Shayari•Comedy
3
# 2879

Hello Mrs. Agarkar ... we all know you love purana cricketer Gavaskar ... but we are very very sorry to tell you there is no one greater than apna Sachin Tendulkar

Hello Mrs. Agarkar ... we all know you love the old cricketer Gavaskar ... but we are very very sorry to tell you that there is no one greater than our Sachin Tendulkar

Kuch Tum Kaho Kuch Hum Kahein

Fardeen Khan

Sports & Games•Comedy
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3
# 2880

Kamaal ka country hai America ... hum powder lagate hai aur woh powder khate hai

America is a great country ... we apply powder and they eat powder

Kitne Door Kitne Paas

Tiku Talsania

City & Places•Comedy
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