Udhar hai intezar apna, idhar dil beqarar apna ... aaye hai tere dar pe Omi, tu karde beda-par apna
Rakesh Bedi
Lambe lambe baal Bengal ke, sudol jism UP ka, gora rang Kashmir ka, kali kali aankhen Madras ki ... aaisa lagta hai jaisa pura Hindustan ek hi soorat mein sama gaya ho
Asrani
Gaadi mein bithao driver ban jaonga ... peeche bithao cleaner ban jaonga ... gaadi bighade toh usse dhakka lagaonga ... aur tumhe koi chhede toh uska khoon pee jaonga
Shakti Kapoor
You're not following the call of duty and you're following doll of beauty
Suresh Menon
Paanch ungliyon se banta hai tamacha ... jinke padte hi ban jaata hai tamasha
Mushtaq Khan
Tum logan mera naam chindi chor kaama karke ... baigan mein mila diye meri izzat
Unknown
Phukhat ke chaiyan, phukat ke cigarettan, phukat ke samosa khake ... angrezon ke baare mein socho bole toh tum logan kya karre re ... kya samjhe re tum logan mereku ... maa-ki-kirkiri!
Haath kangan ko aarsi kya ... joh Urdu padhe uske liye Farsi kya
Mehmood
Main bhi kitna harami hoon, dono taraf dhol bajhata hoon ... udhar se maal kamata hoon, idhar se naam kamata hoon
Tu toh meri umeedon ka junction hai ... dil se dil ka relation hai, connection hai, attraction hai, action hai, reaction hai ... yane ki tu meri mohabbat ka main station hai
Rishi Kapoor
Pehankar police ki yeh vardi hum ghalib tamasha-e-ahle-karam dekhte hai ... chaman ko ujhadte kahi baar dekha, par aaj is club ka hashar dekhte hai
Harish Patel
First hand samajh mein aata hai, second hand samajh mein aata hai, third hand tak samajh mein aata hai ... lekin yeh aaisa hand hai jiska saala koi "The End" hi nahi hai
Mithun Chakraborty
Murghe jaisi taange inki, bandar jaisa chehra ... yeh joh mere ghar aayenge baandke sar pe sehra?
Jai Maa Durga, pakad ke laya hoon murga ... jaldi se isko kaato aur maal apas mein baanto
Sukhi raho ... daru aur sode ki tarah mil-julkar raho
Dil tootne ka ek side effect yeh bhi hota hai ... ki bill bhi choot jaate hai
Vir Das
Ek din woh aaisa hungama karega aur unka blood pressure itna bad jayega ... ki sirf pressure hoga, blood nahi hoga
Deven Verma
Nanga aadmi aur dhakki hui lal batti ... inki izzat nahi hoti
Ashutosh Rana
Yeh cricketeron waale naam safe nahi hote ji ... kal ko woh run banane band karega ... log jootiyan isko marenge
Ranvir Shorey
Khane ke baad aaram karna bhi utna hi zaroori hai ... jitna khujli hone par khujlana
Vinod Nagpal
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