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# 2881
Kamaal ka country hai America ... hum powder lagate hai aur woh powder khate hai

America is a great country ... we apply powder and they eat powder

# 2882
Mere ghar mein kaun nagina hai kaun kamina hai?

In my house who is a diamond and who is a scoundrel?

# 2883
Agar aap miss world mein khadi ho gayi na ... toh 1st, 2nd, 3rd ka title aap hi ko milega

If you participate in the miss world (contest) ... then you'll only win the 1st, 2nd and 3rd place title

# 2884
Kayde mein rahega toh fayde mein rahega

If you follow the rules then you'll be in profit

# 2885
To pee under the open sky ... if there is bliss, it is this ... none but this

To pee under the open sky ... if there is bliss, it is this ... none but this

# 2886
Mazak jitna bhi badhda ho ... log uspe utna hi zyada haste hai

The more awful a joke is ... that much more people laugh on it

# 2887
Joh tu bhojan na kar raha hota ... toh aaj tu narak ka bhojan ban gaya hota

If you were not eating food right now ... then today you would have become the food of hell

# 2888
Jab chacha Shaadilal par chhod di hai baat ... toh koi na koi rishta zaroor aayega haath

When you have trust in your uncle Shaadilal ... then some connection will definitely come forward

# 2889
Jab tum log ka dimaag ekdum dial-up ka speed se chalta hai ... toh yeh zubaan ko broadband se chalane ka koi zaroorat nahi hai

When the mind of you guys works at the speed of dial-up ... then there is no need of using your mouth at the speed of broadband

# 2890
Manushya joh hai woh aata hai jaane ke liye ... aur hum andar ja rahe hai bahar aane ke liye

A human comes so that he can go ... and we are going inside only to come outside

# 2891
Kabhi kabhi divorce mein shaadi se zyada sukoon milta hai

Sometimes there is more peace in a divorce than that in a marriage

# 2892
Humour achchi hai ... thoda sense daloge toh sense of humour ho sakta hai

Your humour is good ... but add some sense to it then it will become sense of humour

# 2893
Purani haddiyan badi mazboot hoti hai

Old bones are very strong

# 2894
Kaanon mein ho baali, naak mein nathni, gaale mein haar, kamar mein chaabiyon ka guchha, paon mein payal ... aur haan agar haathon mein ho kangana ... toh kahan jayega sajna?

If you have earings in your ears, nose ring in your nose, necklace on your neck, keychain on your waist, anklet on your legs ... and yes bangles on your hand ... then where will your lover go?

# 2895
Pehle information ... phir action

First information ... then action

# 2896
Yeh saala bhoolne ki aadat main kab bhoolunga

When will I forget this habit of forgetting

# 2897
Aap gayab hoti hai milne ke liye ... aur milti hai gayab hone ke liye

You disappear so that we can meet ... and you meet so that you can disappear

# 2898
Akhbaar khabaron se nahi ... balki masaledaar khabron se chalta hai

A newspaper doesn't survive on news ... it survives on spicy news

# 2899
Aye silent movie ... thoda sound de na

Hey you silent movie ... make some noise

# 2900
Tera gaana sunke toh behra bhi tujhe apne ghar se nikaal dega

Even a deaf person will throw you out of his house after listening to your song

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