Kamaal ka country hai America ... hum powder lagate hai aur woh powder khate hai

Mere ghar mein kaun nagina hai kaun kamina hai?

Agar aap miss world mein khadi ho gayi na ... toh 1st, 2nd, 3rd ka title aap hi ko milega

Kayde mein rahega toh fayde mein rahega

To pee under the open sky ... if there is bliss, it is this ... none but this

Mazak jitna bhi badhda ho ... log uspe utna hi zyada haste hai

Joh tu bhojan na kar raha hota ... toh aaj tu narak ka bhojan ban gaya hota

Jab chacha Shaadilal par chhod di hai baat ... toh koi na koi rishta zaroor aayega haath

Jab tum log ka dimaag ekdum dial-up ka speed se chalta hai ... toh yeh zubaan ko broadband se chalane ka koi zaroorat nahi hai

Manushya joh hai woh aata hai jaane ke liye ... aur hum andar ja rahe hai bahar aane ke liye

Kabhi kabhi divorce mein shaadi se zyada sukoon milta hai

Humour achchi hai ... thoda sense daloge toh sense of humour ho sakta hai

Purani haddiyan badi mazboot hoti hai

Kaanon mein ho baali, naak mein nathni, gaale mein haar, kamar mein chaabiyon ka guchha, paon mein payal ... aur haan agar haathon mein ho kangana ... toh kahan jayega sajna?

Pehle information ... phir action

Yeh saala bhoolne ki aadat main kab bhoolunga

Aap gayab hoti hai milne ke liye ... aur milti hai gayab hone ke liye

Akhbaar khabaron se nahi ... balki masaledaar khabron se chalta hai

Aye silent movie ... thoda sound de na

Tera gaana sunke toh behra bhi tujhe apne ghar se nikaal dega