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# 2881

Mere ghar mein kaun nagina hai kaun kamina hai?

In my house who is a diamond and who is a scoundrel?

Hum Tum Shabana

Satish Kaushik

House•Comedy
3
# 2882

Agar aap miss world mein khadi ho gayi na ... toh 1st, 2nd, 3rd ka title aap hi ko milega

If you participate in the miss world (contest) ... then you'll only win the 1st, 2nd and 3rd place title

Nehlle Pe Dehlla

Sanjay Dutt

Victory & Success•Comedy
3
# 2883

Kayde mein rahega toh fayde mein rahega

If you follow the rules then you'll be in profit

Nehlle Pe Dehlla

Sanjay Dutt

Comedy
3
# 2884

To pee under the open sky ... if there is bliss, it is this ... none but this

To pee under the open sky ... if there is bliss, it is this ... none but this

Hazaaron Khwaishein Aisi

Shiney Ahuja

Comedy
3
# 2885

Mazak jitna bhi badhda ho ... log uspe utna hi zyada haste hai

The more awful a joke is ... that much more people laugh on it

Straight

Vinay Pathak

Comedy
3
# 2886

Joh tu bhojan na kar raha hota ... toh aaj tu narak ka bhojan ban gaya hota

If you were not eating food right now ... then today you would have become the food of hell

Pran Jaye Par Vachan Na Jaye

Sunil Dutt

Food & Drinks•Comedy
3
# 2887

Jab chacha Shaadilal par chhod di hai baat ... toh koi na koi rishta zaroor aayega haath

When you have trust in your uncle Shaadilal ... then some connection will definitely come forward

Bandook Dahej Ke Seenay Par

Sadashiv Amrapurkar

Comedy•Shayari
3
# 2888

Jab tum log ka dimaag ekdum dial-up ka speed se chalta hai ... toh yeh zubaan ko broadband se chalane ka koi zaroorat nahi hai

When the mind of you guys works at the speed of dial-up ... then there is no need of using your mouth at the speed of broadband

Mickey Virus

Unknown

Technology & Science•Comedy
3
# 2889

Manushya joh hai woh aata hai jaane ke liye ... aur hum andar ja rahe hai bahar aane ke liye

A human comes so that he can go ... and we are going inside only to come outside

Singham Returns

Amole Gupte

Comedy
3
# 2890

Kabhi kabhi divorce mein shaadi se zyada sukoon milta hai

Sometimes there is more peace in a divorce than that in a marriage

Aksar

Dino Morea

Marriage & Wedding•Comedy
Play Video
3
# 2891

Humour achchi hai ... thoda sense daloge toh sense of humour ho sakta hai

Your humour is good ... but add some sense to it then it will become sense of humour

Shaadi Se Pehle

Ayesha Takia

Comedy
3
# 2892

Purani haddiyan badi mazboot hoti hai

Old bones are very strong

Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi

Lalita Pawar

Comedy
3
# 2893

Kaanon mein ho baali, naak mein nathni, gaale mein haar, kamar mein chaabiyon ka guchha, paon mein payal ... aur haan agar haathon mein ho kangana ... toh kahan jayega sajna?

If you have earings in your ears, nose ring in your nose, necklace on your neck, keychain on your waist, anklet on your legs ... and yes bangles on your hand ... then where will your lover go?

Aaina

Deepak Tijori

Comedy•Romance
3
# 2894

Pehle information ... phir action

First information ... then action

Chillar Party

Unknown

Comedy
3
# 2895

Yeh saala bhoolne ki aadat main kab bhoolunga

When will I forget this habit of forgetting

Aankhen (1993)

Sadashiv Amrapurkar

Comedy
Play Video
3
# 2896

Aap gayab hoti hai milne ke liye ... aur milti hai gayab hone ke liye

You disappear so that we can meet ... and you meet so that you can disappear

Jurm (2005)

Bobby Deol

Comedy
3
# 2897

Akhbaar khabaron se nahi ... balki masaledaar khabron se chalta hai

A newspaper doesn't survive on news ... it survives on spicy news

Suhaag

Karisma Kapoor

Comedy
3
# 2898

Aye silent movie ... thoda sound de na

Hey you silent movie ... make some noise

Cheeni Kum

Unknown

Comedy
3
# 2899

Tera gaana sunke toh behra bhi tujhe apne ghar se nikaal dega

Even a deaf person will throw you out of his house after listening to your song

Bheja Fry

Ranvir Shorey

Comedy
3
# 2900

Abhe tu chal ... bavasir ka phoda!

Move on ... you boil from piles!

Bheja Fry

Vinay Pathak

Comedy•Adult
3
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Aankhen (1993)
 Shaitan Ka Saala
Shaitan Ka Saala
Housefull 4
 Kahan Raja Bhoj
Kahan Raja Bhoj
Dulhe Raja
 Chal Mere Bhai (Remix)
Chal Mere Bhai (Remix)
Chal Mere Bhai
 Tan Tana Tan Tan Tan Tara
Tan Tana Tan Tan Tan Tara
Judwaa
Pyar Lagawat
Chashme Buddoor (1981)
Tayyab Ali Pyar Ka Dushman
Amar Akbar Anthony
 Ande Ka Funda
Ande Ka Funda
Jodi No. 1
 Bunty Aur Babli
Bunty Aur Babli
Bunty Aur Babli
 Lift Teri Bandh Hai
Lift Teri Bandh Hai
Judwaa 2

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