Senior citizen ki izzat hoti hai ... senior student ki koi izzat hi nahi

Duniya ka sabse bada festival pata hai kaunsa hai ... gharwali ... kyun ki usse baar baar manana padta hai

Mogambo toh phir bhi khush ho jaata hai ... lekin yeh biwiyan kabhi khush nahi hoti hai

Jaise ek ajeeb sa caterpillar beautiful butterfly ban jaata hai ... biwiyon ka ulta hai ... woh butterfly se caterpillar ban jaati hai

Tum itna joh musruka rahe ho ... kitna kameenapan chupa rahe ho

Medu vada mein hole angoothe se zyada accha padta hai ... ungli nahi karte

Zindagi bhar itna make-up lagaya hai ki tumhara original chehra kaunsa hai, yeh bhool gaya hoon main

Shaadi patane ka fayda nahi ... shaadi patane ki saza hoti hai

Handsome logon ko bhagwan fursat mein banata hai ... tumko khunas mein banaya hoga

(Didi ki muskaan achhi nahi lagi aapko kabhi) - Jahan inke dimple padte hai na ... teri didi ke wahan pimple rehte the

Khud ka shakal bulldog jaisa hai, humko dog bula raha hai

Gas ke cylinder mein aur unke calendar mein ... dono mein aag hi aag hove hai

Zindagi ek jung agar patni sang hai ... Sita se pyar kiya toh Ram ban gaye ... Radha se pyar kiya toh Shyam ban gaye ... aur joh kataiy zabardasti ka pyar kiya toh bhootni ke Asaram ban gaye

Gujaratiyon ke DNA mein hi ek aisi dadagiri hai ... ki jahan bhi jaaye, Manhattan ho ya Mumbai ... portable Gujarat saath mein le hi jaate hai

Aadmi paisa kyun kamata hai ... car ke liye ... pet ke liye ... carpet ke liye ... aur kis liye

Motorcar pe nahi, sanskar pe dhyan do

Jab tak rahe saans aur haddi ... chalti rahe gaddi ... Jai Mata Di!

Aap toh fauji ki jagah mann mauji nikle

Arre sharam hai toh yaad kar apne vaade ... kutte, kamine, sovar ke pyaade

Bhala kya mel hai mera tumhare saath huzoor ... yahan pe bijli, toh haddi yahan par atki hai