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# 2841
Har daffa khaya hai milkar thappad tujhse ... mere mehboob kahin aur mila kar mujhse
Every time I have met you I have been slapped ... oh my love meet me somewhere else

Mere Mehboob

Johnny Walker

Shayari•Comedy
3
# 2842
Vishvas mat karna ispe, naqli hai iska jhanda ... kabhi kutte ke pet se nikla hai murgi ka unda?
Don't trust him, his flag is not real ... has ever an egg of a chicken come out from the stomach of a dog?

Maqsad

Amjad Khan

Shayari•Animals & Birds•Comedy
3
# 2843
Gabrana mat ab main loogna iski jaan ... isse gilori banake khaonga jaise ho Banarasi paan
Don't worry now I'll take his life ... I'll make him into prepared betel nut and eat him as if it's a betel leaf from Banaras

Maqsad

Amjad Khan

Shayari•Food & Drinks•Comedy
3
# 2844
Buddhoo samajhke karta hai meri maskari ... gusse mein aaonga toh kar donga teri kir-kiri
You're teasing me thinking I'm a fool ... but if I get angry then I'll beat you up

Maqsad

Amjad Khan

Shayari•Comedy
3
# 2845
Tum aadmi mamuli nahi bahut azeem ho ... agar yeh Anarkali hai toh tum uske Salim ho
You're not ordinary, you're great ... if she is Anarkali then you're her Salim

Maqsad

Amjad Khan

Shayari•Comedy
3
# 2846
Aai aai yo aaiyo ... aai aai aai yooo!
Oh my god ... oh my god!

Appu Raja

Unknown

Comedy
3
# 2847
Mukka-laat ke baad joh mulaqat hoti hai ... badi pakki hoti hai
The meeting that happens after a fight ... is very strong

Zahreelay

Chunky Pandey

Comedy•Action
3
# 2848
Duniya mein ek hi Majnu hai, duniya mein ek hi Laila hai ... ek haath mein glass pakado, doosre haath mein thaila hai
There is only one Majnu in the world, there is only one Laila in the world ... hold the glass in one hand and hold a bag in the other hand

Bond 303

Deven Verma

Shayari•Comedy
3
# 2849
Thane mein daayan pair aage rakho toh kehte hai tumhare baap ka ghar hai ... aur baayan rakho toh kehte hai bura shagun hai
If you step inside a jail with your right leg then they say is this your father's house ... and if you step with your left leg then they say it's a bad omen

Gardish

Unknown

Comedy•House
3
# 2850
Raat bhar anda pakaya, phir bhi woh kacha reh gaya ... mar gaye shayar, lekin ullo-ka-patha reh gaya
I boiled the egg all night but still it was uncooked ... all the poets have died but this fool got left behind

Love In Tokyo

Mehmood

Shayari•Food & Drinks•Comedy
3
# 2851
Tum logan cheap category ke, local basti ke, C grade logan hai
You people are from a cheap category, local community and of C grade quality

The Angrez

Unknown

Comedy
3
# 2852
Gin aur Coca-Cola peekar Sharafat bola ... roz raat ko humne ek naya dhakan khola
Mr. Sharafat said after drinking gin and Coca-Cola ... that every night we open one new lid

Naughty @ 40

Shakti Kapoor

Food & Drinks•Comedy•Shayari
3
# 2853
Film mein location hi location hai, situation hai hi nahi ... film mein star hi star hai, story hai hi nahi ... film mein action hi action hai, bomb hi bomb hai ... sex aur comedy kam hai
There are only locations in the film, not a situation ... there are only stars in the film, not a story ... there is only action and bombs in the film ... and hardly any sex and comedy

Mere Dost Picture Abhi Baki Hai

Rakesh Bedi

Comedy•Action•Adult
3
# 2854
Phatte tak pee phir phatte tak jee!
Drink endlessly and then live endlessly!

Barkhaa

Unknown

Food & Drinks•Comedy
3
# 2855
Mere bedroom ka darwaza bhi meri tarah romantic hai ... ladki andar aa jaye aur jab tak romance poora na ho ... tab tak khulta hi nahi hai
The door of my bedroom is romantic like me ... once a girl comes in and till the romance is not over ... it doesn't open until then

Insaaf Ki Devi

Shakti Kapoor

Romance•Adult•Comedy
3
# 2856
You came into my house that is god's nature ... sometimes I look at you and sometimes my furniture
You came into my house that is god's nature ... sometimes I look at you and sometimes my furniture

Ghar Mein Ram Gali Mein Shyam

Anupam Kher

House•Comedy
3
# 2857
Aapke facing, dressing, cutting sab kuch dekh ke mujhe ho raha hai doubting ... issi liye keh diya auraton ko no outing
Looking at your face, dressing, cutting and everything else I'm in doubt ... hence I've asked women not to step out

Muqabla

Unknown

Comedy•Women
3
# 2858
Style marna mera kaam ... kyun ki Rajinikanth mera naam
It's my job to be in style ... because Rajinikanth is my name

Haathkadi

Govinda

Comedy
3
# 2859
Thappad aaise hi hote hai ... jab expect karo toh nahi milte hai ... aur jab na expect karo toh bijli ki tarah lapak ke padte hai
Slaps are like that only ... when you expect them, then you don't get them ... and when you don't expect them, then they come at you like lightning

Amit Sahni Ki List

Vir Das

Comedy
3
# 2860
Jab insaan Doordarshan dekhne par utar aata hai ... toh samajh lo all is not well
When a person starts watching Doordarshan ... then understand that everything is not well

Amit Sahni Ki List

Vir Das

Comedy
3
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