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# 2901
Abhe tu chal ... bavasir ka phoda!

Move on ... you boil from piles!

# 2902
Galat baat ko kis tarah lena chahiye ... yeh hamare khandan ke bachchon ko doodh mein pilaya jaata hai

How do you deal with the wrong thing ... the kids in our family are given that lesson mixed with milk

# 2903
Meri apni khud ki ek personal biwi hai

I have one personal wife of mine

# 2904
Upar waale pe sabko full on bharosa hai ... har ek ke dil mein umeed ka samosa hai

Everyone believes in god completely ... and everyone has a samosa (snack) of hope in their heart

# 2905
Tumhare potty se gulaab baraste hai kya?

Do roses pour from your potty?

# 2906
Bhagwan ne tumhe overtime karke banaya hai

God has created you by doing overtime

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# 2907
Zindagi mein cool hone ke liye ... namakool hona chahiye re

To be cool in life ... you have to be useless

# 2908
Choti choti jagahon par choti choti baatein ... kaafi important hoti hai

Small small things in small small places ... are very important

# 2909
Aachar ki botal mein kabhi murabba nahi rakhna chahiye

You should never keep sweet jam in a pickle bottle

# 2910
Yeh crorepati hai, yeh arabpati hai ... magar aaise rehte hai jaise chai ki patti hai

He is rich, he is super rich ... but he lives as if he is tea powder

# 2911
Mazaak ko chewing gum ke maafik kheechne ka nahi

Don't stretch humour like a chewing gum

# 2912
Jab tak machli khud ba khud kaante ki nazdeek na aaye ... kaanta machli toh kya, ek machchar bhi nahi maar sakta

Until the fish comes near the hook ... the hook can't even kill a fly, let go a fish

# 2913
Tera bachcha jug jug jiye ... bada hoke tera khoon piye

May your child live for ages ... and may he suck your blood when he grows

# 2914
Joh aadmi pehda hoke susu nahi sue karta hai ... bada hoke kitna bada suvar banega

A boy who sues instead of peeing when he is born ... will become the biggest plaintiff when he grows up

# 2915
Jahan kaam aaye sui ... wahan talwar se kaam lete ho?

Where you need a needle ... there you are using a sword?

# 2916
Kabhi Santoshi maa ka vrat, toh kabhi Ambe maa ka, kabhi Durga maa ka, toh kabhi padosi ki maa ka ... kabhi solha somwar, toh kabhi Ganesh ka mangalwar

Sometimes you fast for goddess Santoshi, sometimes for goddess Ambe, sometimes for goddess Durga and sometimes for the neighbours mother ... sometimes for 16 Mondays, and sometimes on Tuesday for Lord Ganesh

# 2917
Ladki aur kadki ... Meet ka baal bhi baanka nahi kar sakti

Girl and poverty ... can't affect Meet at all

# 2918
Tension nahi lena chahiye ... apne husbands ko tension dena chahiye

You shouldn't take any tension ... you should give tension to your husband

# 2919
Pati ghoda hota hai, us par lagaam lagana chahiye ... varna woh haath se nikal jaata hai

A husband is a horse, who must have a bit ... otherwise he will become unmanageable

# 2920
Jab mile badiya toh kaun dekhega budiya

When you are getting good stuff then who will look at the old lady

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