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# 2901

Galat baat ko kis tarah lena chahiye ... yeh hamare khandan ke bachchon ko doodh mein pilaya jaata hai


How do you deal with the wrong thing ... the kids in our family are given that lesson mixed with milk

# 2902

Meri apni khud ki ek personal biwi hai


I have one personal wife of mine

# 2903

Upar waale pe sabko full on bharosa hai ... har ek ke dil mein umeed ka samosa hai


Everyone believes in god completely ... and everyone has a samosa (snack) of hope in their heart

# 2904

Tumhare potty se gulaab baraste hai kya?


Do roses pour from your potty?

# 2905

Bhagwan ne tumhe overtime karke banaya hai


God has created you by doing overtime

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# 2906

Zindagi mein cool hone ke liye ... namakool hona chahiye re


To be cool in life ... you have to be useless

# 2907

Choti choti jagahon par choti choti baatein ... kaafi important hoti hai


Small small things in small small places ... are very important

# 2908

Aachar ki botal mein kabhi murabba nahi rakhna chahiye


You should never keep sweet jam in a pickle bottle

# 2909

Yeh crorepati hai, yeh arabpati hai ... magar aaise rehte hai jaise chai ki patti hai


He is rich, he is super rich ... but he lives as if he is tea powder

# 2910

Mazaak ko chewing gum ke maafik kheechne ka nahi


Don't stretch humour like a chewing gum

# 2911

Jab tak machli khud ba khud kaante ki nazdeek na aaye ... kaanta machli toh kya, ek machchar bhi nahi maar sakta


Until the fish comes near the hook ... the hook can't even kill a fly, let go a fish

# 2912

Tera bachcha jug jug jiye ... bada hoke tera khoon piye


May your child live for ages ... and may he suck your blood when he grows

# 2913

Joh aadmi pehda hoke susu nahi sue karta hai ... bada hoke kitna bada suvar banega


A boy who sues instead of peeing when he is born ... will become the biggest plaintiff when he grows up

# 2914

Jahan kaam aaye sui ... wahan talwar se kaam lete ho?


Where you need a needle ... there you are using a sword?

# 2915

Kabhi Santoshi maa ka vrat, toh kabhi Ambe maa ka, kabhi Durga maa ka, toh kabhi padosi ki maa ka ... kabhi solha somwar, toh kabhi Ganesh ka mangalwar


Sometimes you fast for goddess Santoshi, sometimes for goddess Ambe, sometimes for goddess Durga and sometimes for the neighbours mother ... sometimes for 16 Mondays, and sometimes on Tuesday for Lord Ganesh

# 2916

Ladki aur kadki ... Meet ka baal bhi baanka nahi kar sakti


Girl and poverty ... can't affect Meet at all

# 2917

Tension nahi lena chahiye ... apne husbands ko tension dena chahiye


You shouldn't take any tension ... you should give tension to your husband

# 2918

Pati ghoda hota hai, us par lagaam lagana chahiye ... varna woh haath se nikal jaata hai


A husband is a horse, who must have a bit ... otherwise he will become unmanageable

# 2919

Jab mile badiya toh kaun dekhega budiya


When you are getting good stuff then who will look at the old lady

# 2920

Do do glass daalte hai andhar ghata-ghat ... aur phir pyar ke saagar mein tayrenge phata-phat


Lets drink two glasses quickly ... and then we will quickly swim in the sea of love

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