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# 2901

Apni zindagi toh aaise chal rahi hai jaise ee desh ko tohri sarkar ... bina engine ke handle, upar se scandal pe scandal

My life is going on just like your government for this country ... it's a handle without an engine, and on top of that there are many scandals

Jawani Zindabad

Kader Khan

Comedy•Government
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# 2902

Jee haan baza huzoor kiye ja raha hoon main ... aur maska laga lagake jeeye ja raha hoon main

I have been saying your majesty ... and I'm living by being obsequious

Sharmilee

Unknown

Shayari•Comedy
2
# 2903

Joh kali dulhan bani hai woh chaman ki jaan hai ... par dahej joh kuch mila hai, jung ka samaan hai ... aap meri toop hai aur sasur captaan

The flower who has become a bride is the life of the garden ... but whatever I've got in dowry, is stuff of war ... you are my tank and my father-in-law is our captain

Sharmilee

Unknown

Shayari•War & Battle•Comedy
2
# 2904

Yeh fareban baaton ki machine gun ghumakar ... mere dil, dimaag aur gurde ka chindiyan bana diya

These cheaters spun the machine gun of talks ... and made pieces of my heart, brain and kidney

Well Done Abba

Boman Irani

Comedy
2
# 2905

Kismat hamare saath hai, uske haathon mein apna haath hai, chand chakori ki mulaqat hai, premi ko mili daulat ki saugat hai, lekin is baat mein bhi ek baat hai, shaadi ke baad main aapse poochunga daddy ... aapki kya aukaat hai?

Luck is with us, my hand is in her hand, the bird and the moon are meeting, the lover has got a gift of money, but in this thing there is also a thing, and after marriage I'll ask you daddy ... what is your status?

Nishana

Prem Chopra

Comedy•Money•Marriage & Wedding
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# 2906

Ab toh baat hi baat hai, har taraf chandni raat hai, khushiyon ki barsaat hai, tera aur Kavita ka zindagi bhar ka saath hai, teri aane waali baraat hai, sari jaidaad apne haath hai ... aye kabootar rone ki kya baat hai?

Now the time is good, everywhere there is moonlit night, it's raining happiness, you and Kavita will stay together for life, your wedding procession is going to come, the whole wealth is in our hands ... so why are you crying you pigeon?

Nishana

Utpal Dutt

Comedy•Happiness•Animals & Birds
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# 2907

Delhi shehar mein mard abhi bhi abla hai ... uska kabhi bhi bajh sakta tabla hai

In the city of Delhi a man is still weak ... he can anytime be played on like drums

Sunday

Vrajesh Hirjee

City & Places•Men•Comedy
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# 2908

Poocha unse ishq kiya kya yeh koi paap hai ... usne kaha chup raho tere peeche khada mere baap hai

I asked her what sin have I done by falling in love ... she said keep quiet since her father was standing me

Ek Mahal Ho Sapno Ka

Deven Verma

Shayari•Parents•Comedy
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# 2909

Mere Sohni Mahiwal ki love story ke andar interval toh ho sakta hai ... lekin the end kabhi nahi hona chahiye

In the love story of my love birds there can be an interval ... but there should never be an ending

Maine Pyaar Kyun Kiya

Unknown

Comedy•Romance
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# 2910

Aaj phir jalwa, phir party ... sharaab, kabab aur hum aap

Today again we'll have fun and party ... with alcohol, meat skewers and you and me

C Kkompany

Sanjay Mishra

Food & Drinks•Comedy
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# 2911

Woh copy hi kya jiska koi cover na ho ... aur woh ladki hi kya jiska koi lover na ho

What good is a book which doesn't have a cover ... and what good is a girl who doesn't have a lover

Dulaara

Govinda

Shayari•Women•Comedy
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# 2912

Court ka ghar mein deri hai ... magar Bandra aur Andheri nahi

Delays are there in a court house ... but it doesn't have Bandra and Andheri in it

Dulaara

Govinda

City & Places•Comedy
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# 2913

Din mein har pati na na kehta hai ... aur raat mein haan haan kehta hai

During the day every husband says no ... and in the night he says yes

Waah! Tera Kya Kehna

Unknown

Husband & Wife•Comedy
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# 2914

Tandurusti aur tvacha ka nahi hai daava ... sirf saaf safai ka pakka vaada

We don't claim about health and skin ... but we promise a proper cleaning

Money Hai Toh Honey Hai

Vivek Vaswani

Shayari•Comedy
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# 2915

Main bolonga toh bologi ki bolta hai

If I say then you'll say that I'm talking

Basant

Johnny Walker

Comedy
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# 2916

Jaldi se chalte bano varna aaisi laat maaroonga ki football ki tarah goalpost se latakkar ... baar baar goal hote rahoge

Get out from here quickly or else I'll give you such a kick that you'll hang from the goalpost like a football ... and you'll be goaled again and again

Watan Ke Rakhwale

Mithun Chakraborty

Sports & Games•Comedy
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# 2917

Agar doobara tumne hum dono ki zindagi mein phir se koi gadbad karne ki koshish ki ... toh maar maarkar tumhari shakal aaisi bighad doonga ... ki museum waale bhi apne showcase mein nahi rakhenge

If you even try to create a problem in both our lives again ... then I'll beat you up and damage your face such that ... even the people of the museum won't keep it in their showcase

Watan Ke Rakhwale

Mithun Chakraborty

Action•Comedy
2
# 2918

Aaj apna pehla mulaqat, khane ke liye daal bhat ... khana khale aaj mere saath, khana khale bill ka kya baat

Today is our first meeting, we have lentil rice to eat ... eat with me today and don't worry about the bill

Hum To Mohabbat Karega

Johnny Lever

Shayari•Food & Drinks•Comedy
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# 2919

Shaadi karne mein aur na karne mein ek cheez toh common hai ... pachtava

There is one thing common between getting married and not ... that is remorse

Kuchh Meetha Ho Jaye

Arshad Warsi

Marriage & Wedding•Comedy
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# 2920

Aankhen hai toh dekh le, nahi khulega gate ... aur bahut bookha pyasa hai, toh kahin aur jaake kha chocolate

If you have eyes then see that this gate won't open ... and if you are hungry and thirsty a lot, then go somewhere else and eat a chocolate

Raavan

Govinda

Shayari•Food & Drinks•Comedy
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