Mohabbat mein aashiq raat ki neend, din ka chain, bank balance, mobile ka top-up, sab kho dete hai ... maine toh phir bhi dimaag ka ek pench hi khoya hai
Varun Sharma
Yeh toh bungla nahi Bangal hai ... mere son-in-law ke paas itna sara maal hai
Paresh Rawal
Har taale ki ek chaabi hoti hai ... aur jiski chaabi nahi na hoti, uski hathodi hoti hai
Diljit Dosanjh
Arre made in China Mastani ... teri masti main nikalta hoon ... dikha na paaye face kisi ko ... teri naak abhi main kaat'ta hoon
Unknown
Choti umar ke dost rakhne se koi jawan nahi ho jaata ... aur badi umar ke dost rakhne se koi samajhdar nahi ho jaata
Satish Kaushik
Tareef kya karoon main aapki, words nahi milte ... itne kam budget mein aise honhar balak nahi milte
Shakti Kapoor
Aapke dushman pe humne aisi dushmani nikali hai ... ki agar woh dushman bhi apne dushman ko dekh le na ... toh woh apni dushmani bhoolke us dushman pe taras khane lagega
Arshad Warsi
Saala jitna tumhara shakal badsoorat hai utna tumhara aatma kaala hai ... itna kaala ki jab tumhara shareer se tumhara aatma niklega toh surya grahan padh jayega
Jimmy Shergill
Mann mein jab jhol ho aur chaddi mein hole ho ... toh aap jitna bhi beparwah ghoomo ... duniya ko sab dikh hi raha hota hai
Rishi Kapoor
Yeh jayegi toh koi aur aayegi ... woh jayegi toh koi aur aayegi ... kalaiyon ki kami hai kya hamare desh mein
Aap sir hamare khandan par kalank hai ... aap nange TV par gir gaye ... aap nange ladies par nahi gir sakte the
Saif Ali Khan
Zindagi mein kabhi teen cheezon ko ignore mat karo ... ek toh foreign ka call, doosra UK ka Hall, aur teesra jhadte huye baal
Darshan Jariwala
Sarphire hi itihaas likhte hai ... samajhdar usse padhte hai
Nana Patekar
Mujhse related sari cheezein world mein ban hai ... toh mere glasses bhi Ray-Ban hi honge na
Zakir Hussain
Uski ghadi mein har waqt sadhe chhe hi bajhe rehte hai
Ritesh Deshmukh
Haath hilaate reh gaya mardon ka mela ... lekin nahi aayi kabhi milan ki bela ... Ragini ne apni jawani ki bhook ko jhela ... lekin uske baap ne nahi khane diya ek bhi kela ... arre kela toh door na mili usse koi kakdi ... na kisi mard ki baahon mein kheli woh pakda pakdi
Sudesh Lehri
Marriage with Om was like the 5 rings ... pehle engagement ring, phir wedding ring, then suffering, then enduring and finally torturing
Tulsidas ji ne kaha hai ... ke matra pita se ooncha guru ka stann hota hai
No commitment, only entertainment ... no suhaag, only raat ... no mangalsutra, only kamasutra
Tusshar Kapoor
Isse pehle ki rab ne bana di jodi ... chadh lo do ya teen aur ghodi
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