Main tumhari pungi bajaonga!

Socho kuch, bolo kuch, dekho kuch, dikhao kuch, karo kuch ... ho jaye kuch ... samajh mein aaya kuch?

Jeevan mein teen cheezon se hamesha parez rakhiye ... shakkar, namak aur neta

France ka fashion aur ladki ka selection ... dono mushkil mein daal deta hai

Let's party and get tight ... because it's love at first sight

Woh dekho desh ka neta ... arre mooh se bhi khaata, arre kaan se khaata ... iska yahan bhi khaata, iska wahan bhi khaata

Jab tum hasti ho tum bahut khoobsurat lagti ho ... you look very ugly

Tumne sar par isse chadaya tha, tumne itna kiya hai isko kharab ... tumhi har baat iski sunte the, tumhi dena biradari ko jawab

Duniya hum mein kehti hai Salman Khan ... hum aapko kis naam se pukarein meri jaan?

Aap hamare dil ke Taj Mahal mein aa sakte hai ... aur uske kisi bhi kone mein khade rehke tasveer khicha sakte hai

Agar aurat na hoti ... toh saare mard rishi hote, gyani hote

Abhe bagar pani ke magarmach

Atithi woh prani hota hai ... jiske na aane ki tithi hoti hai, na jaane ki

Hindustan mein logon ko development nahi ... entertainment chahiye

Ek ball pe do chauke aur ek life do mauke kabhi nahi milte

Jab aulaad jawaan ho jaati hai na ... tab naukrani ki nahi ... bahurani ki zaroorat hoti hai

Logon ni seva ... aane ghar waalon ne kela

America bheja padhne ko ... alien bankar aa gaya

Kissi ke ghar baar baar jaane se izzat kam ho jaati hai

Biwiyon ko zyada sar pe nahi chadana chahiye ... varna woh sar ka dard ban jaati hai