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# 2261
Makaan banao ... baatein nahi
Make houses ... not words

Rakht Charitra 2

Unknown

House•Comedy
8
# 2262
Aaise kaamo mein dimaag kisi aur ka lagta hai, haath kisi aur ka ... aur vaat tere jaiso ka
In this kind of work someone uses their mind, someone uses their hand ... and people like you get screwed

Bluffmaster

Abhishek Bachchan

Rowdyism•Comedy
8
# 2263
Har patni bidaai ke waqt rone ka dhong karti hai ... phir poori zindagi pati ko rulati hain
Every wife fakes crying when she gets married ... and then for the entire life she makes her husband cry

Rama Rama Kya Hai Dramaaa

Rajpal Yadav

Husband & Wife•Marriage & Wedding•Comedy
8
# 2264
Aadmiyon ko jagah jagah ki thaali mein khaane ki aadat hoti hai
Men have the habit to eat from plates in different places

Rama Rama Kya Hai Dramaaa

Neha Dhupia

Men•Comedy
8
# 2265
Zara soocho, aap logon ke paas power hai, naukar hai, locker hai, rehne ke liye tower hai, nahane ke liye shower hai ... inke paas kya hai?
Just think, you guys have power, servant, locker, tower to live in, shower to bathe in ... what do they have?

Rascals

Sanjay Dutt

Comedy
8
# 2266
Inki shaadi ki chewing gum mein se dhere dhere taste chala gaya hai ... ab naahi usse ughal sakte hai aur naahi nighal sakte hai
The chewing gum of their marriage has slowly lost its taste ... now neither can you spit it nor can you swallow it

Dil Toh Baccha Hai Ji

Paresh Rawal

Marriage & Wedding•Comedy
8
# 2267
Isse pehle ke life aapko kha jaaye ... tum zindagi ko pee jao
Before life eats you ... you should drink life

Dasvidaniya

Ranvir Shorey

Life•Comedy
8
# 2268
Ek lawyer se kabhi madad nahi mangni chahiye ... bad manners
You should never ask a lawyer for help ... bad manners

Chocolate

Anil Kapoor

Comedy
8
# 2269
No if, no but ... keep your mouth shut!
No if, no but ... keep your mouth shut!

Jawani Diwani

Mahesh Manjrekar

Comedy
8
# 2270
Aye single screen ke pitte huye hero log
Hey you thrashy heroes of a single screen

Double Dhamaal

Satish Kaushik

Rowdyism•Comedy
Play Video
8
# 2271
Shaadi Sridevi se ki thi ... nikli Phoolan Devi
I married Sridevi ... and she turned out to be Phoolan Devi

Yeh Saali Zindagi

Arunoday Singh

Comedy
8
# 2272
Budhapa jab jawani ka intezaar karta hai ... toh bahut intezaar karta hai
When old age waits for the youth ... then it has to wait a lot

Shahenshah

Amrish Puri

Comedy
8
# 2273
Funny guy, senses of humor ... I like that
Funny guy, good sense of humor ... I like that

Salaam Namaste

Javed Jaffrey

Comedy
8
# 2274
Humri ek choti si behna, chhod rahi hai aaj humra angna ... uski shaadi hai humpe udhaar, karoonga main uski shaadi bar-bar, lagatar, hazaar-bar
My little sister is leaving our house today ... I owe her the wedding, and I will get her married many a times, thousand times

Taqdeerwala

Shakti Kapoor

Marriage & Wedding•House•Comedy
Play Video
8
# 2275
Tu meri Bobby hai, tu meri Noorie hai, tu meri Julie hai ... oh meri jaan tujh pe yeh dil kurbaan
You are my Bobby, you are my Noorie, you are my Julie ... oh my sweetheart I will sacrifice my heart for you

Ek Rishtaa

Shakti Kapoor

Romance•Comedy
8
# 2276
Galat raaste se ghar mein ghusne waale galat hote hai
People who enter the house from the wrong way are wrong

Pyaar Ishq Aur Mohabbat

Dalip Tahil

House•Comedy
8
# 2277
Ek aadmi ka kaam ... pachaas aadmi milke, table pe bahetke kharab karte hai na ... usko corporate bolte hai
When a single persons work ... is spoiled by 50 people together, sitting on a table ... that is called corporate

Corporate

Unknown

Job & Career•Comedy
Play Video
8
# 2278
Pani mein dubohkar, shareer ko bhighokar ... sabun laga lagakar nahana padega
You will have to take a bath by dipping in the water, by making your body wet ... and by scrubbing the soap

Satte Pe Satta

Amitabh Bachchan

Comedy
8
# 2279
Jab tak biwi aur TV colourful na ho toh maza hi nahi aata
It is no fun until the wife and the TV are both colorful

Jaanam Samjha Karo

Jaspal Bhatti

Comedy•Husband & Wife
8
# 2280
Kam se kam usse toh chhod diya hota joh sari duniya ko chhod ke baithi hai
Atleast you should have left her, who has left the whole world alone

Jaanam Samjha Karo

Jaspal Bhatti

Comedy•World & Universe
8
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