Makaan banao ... baatein nahi

Aaise kaamo mein dimaag kisi aur ka lagta hai, haath kisi aur ka ... aur vaat tere jaiso ka

Har patni bidaai ke waqt rone ka dhong karti hai ... phir poori zindagi pati ko rulati hain

Aadmiyon ko jagah jagah ki thaali mein khaane ki aadat hoti hai

Zara soocho, aap logon ke paas power hai, naukar hai, locker hai, rehne ke liye tower hai, nahane ke liye shower hai ... inke paas kya hai?

Inki shaadi ki chewing gum mein se dhere dhere taste chala gaya hai ... ab naahi usse ughal sakte hai aur naahi nighal sakte hai

Isse pehle ke life aapko kha jaaye ... tum zindagi ko pee jao

Ek lawyer se kabhi madad nahi mangni chahiye ... bad manners

No if, no but ... keep your mouth shut!

Aye single screen ke pitte huye hero log

Shaadi Sridevi se ki thi ... nikli Phoolan Devi

Budhapa jab jawani ka intezaar karta hai ... toh bahut intezaar karta hai

Funny guy, senses of humor ... I like that

Humri ek choti si behna, chhod rahi hai aaj humra angna ... uski shaadi hai humpe udhaar, karoonga main uski shaadi bar-bar, lagatar, hazaar-bar

Tu meri Bobby hai, tu meri Noorie hai, tu meri Julie hai ... oh meri jaan tujh pe yeh dil kurbaan

Galat raaste se ghar mein ghusne waale galat hote hai

Ek aadmi ka kaam ... pachaas aadmi milke, table pe bahetke kharab karte hai na ... usko corporate bolte hai

Pani mein dubohkar, shareer ko bhighokar ... sabun laga lagakar nahana padega

Jab tak biwi aur TV colourful na ho toh maza hi nahi aata

Kam se kam usse toh chhod diya hota joh sari duniya ko chhod ke baithi hai