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# 2261
Makaan banao ... baatein nahi

Make houses ... not words

# 2262
Aaise kaamo mein dimaag kisi aur ka lagta hai, haath kisi aur ka ... aur vaat tere jaiso ka

In this kind of work someone uses their mind, someone uses their hand ... and people like you get screwed

# 2263
Har patni bidaai ke waqt rone ka dhong karti hai ... phir poori zindagi pati ko rulati hain

Every wife fakes crying when she gets married ... and then for the entire life she makes her husband cry

# 2264
Aadmiyon ko jagah jagah ki thaali mein khaane ki aadat hoti hai

Men have the habit to eat from plates in different places

# 2265
Zara soocho, aap logon ke paas power hai, naukar hai, locker hai, rehne ke liye tower hai, nahane ke liye shower hai ... inke paas kya hai?

Just think, you guys have power, servant, locker, tower to live in, shower to bathe in ... what do they have?

# 2266
Inki shaadi ki chewing gum mein se dhere dhere taste chala gaya hai ... ab naahi usse ughal sakte hai aur naahi nighal sakte hai

The chewing gum of their marriage has slowly lost its taste ... now neither can you spit it nor can you swallow it

# 2267
Isse pehle ke life aapko kha jaaye ... tum zindagi ko pee jao

Before life eats you ... you should drink life

# 2268
Ek lawyer se kabhi madad nahi mangni chahiye ... bad manners

You should never ask a lawyer for help ... bad manners

# 2269
No if, no but ... keep your mouth shut!

No if, no but ... keep your mouth shut!

# 2270
Aye single screen ke pitte huye hero log

Hey you thrashy heroes of a single screen

# 2271
Shaadi Sridevi se ki thi ... nikli Phoolan Devi

I married Sridevi ... and she turned out to be Phoolan Devi

# 2272
Budhapa jab jawani ka intezaar karta hai ... toh bahut intezaar karta hai

When old age waits for the youth ... then it has to wait a lot

# 2273
Funny guy, senses of humor ... I like that

Funny guy, good sense of humor ... I like that

# 2274
Humri ek choti si behna, chhod rahi hai aaj humra angna ... uski shaadi hai humpe udhaar, karoonga main uski shaadi bar-bar, lagatar, hazaar-bar

My little sister is leaving our house today ... I owe her the wedding, and I will get her married many a times, thousand times

# 2275
Tu meri Bobby hai, tu meri Noorie hai, tu meri Julie hai ... oh meri jaan tujh pe yeh dil kurbaan

You are my Bobby, you are my Noorie, you are my Julie ... oh my sweetheart I will sacrifice my heart for you

# 2276
Galat raaste se ghar mein ghusne waale galat hote hai

People who enter the house from the wrong way are wrong

# 2277
Ek aadmi ka kaam ... pachaas aadmi milke, table pe bahetke kharab karte hai na ... usko corporate bolte hai

When a single persons work ... is spoiled by 50 people together, sitting on a table ... that is called corporate

# 2278
Pani mein dubohkar, shareer ko bhighokar ... sabun laga lagakar nahana padega

You will have to take a bath by dipping in the water, by making your body wet ... and by scrubbing the soap

# 2279
Jab tak biwi aur TV colourful na ho toh maza hi nahi aata

It is no fun until the wife and the TV are both colorful

# 2280
Kam se kam usse toh chhod diya hota joh sari duniya ko chhod ke baithi hai

Atleast you should have left her, who has left the whole world alone

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